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| Arcadia's Got Talent; The Neo Arcadia Talent Show | |
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| Metabad | Mar 12 2009, 06:52 AM Post #286 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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"He's just like that...I, for one have gotten used to it...after all, if I can tolerate Shadow then I can more than tolerate Cockatris." Epsilon said to Light about Sol. "However, I don't think he knows that one of these "low class peasants" is a high-ranked member of the Alpha Army...although I don't mean to brag unlike him." "Now, let's get on with the next act, shall we?" Epsilon said, wishing to change the subject. "Or do we wish to talk more about the resident "Simon Cowell" here?" |
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| Briansfox | Mar 13 2009, 02:36 PM Post #287 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"And that was Malachite, ladies and gents." said Fool. "Now, a man who needs no introduction." "If he needs no introduction, why are we on stage?" asked Abuelo. "Do not confuse me with your logic." said Fool. "Anyway, you know him, you love him-" "If you don't have a grudge against him, that is." said Abuelo. "-the one, the only, BLUE BOMBER!" *** Hermit looked very embarrased. "Why did you have to announce him like he's a wrestler or something?" he groaned to himself. Mu merely chuckled. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 13 2009, 10:14 PM Post #288 |
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
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Gyro had no time to throw the fist back at Cobra, he just quickly looked at the other's notes about Malachite and then wrote down some of the notes in his own words and then put a thumbs up. --- "Dammit I hope I get my right hand back soon" said Cobra as he was still hiding "That's my dominant hand!" |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Mar 15 2009, 03:07 AM Post #289 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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Eddie hover in 6 feet above the ground and bows to the crowd. The moment he lifts his head his top opens and a soccer ballgoes flying out. Rush and Mega Man then enter the scene and Mega Man retrieves the ball. He thenbegins to juggle it with his feet. Guts Man comes back on the scene, soda in one hand and a few panels in another. He lays each panel out one by one and presses a button on their side. The panels the lift up into the air around Mega Man and Eddie. A total of six panels surrounded them. Mega Man then kicks the ball at one. "My Kinetic panels. They absorb and redirect whatever force is applied to them." Dr. Light says. The ball begins to deflect of the panels, which adjust positions as the ball nears them. They were set up to entrap Mega Man. Mega Man then begins to evade the ball with an impressive display of aerodynamics. Rush bobbed and weaved with skill and grace while Mega Man ducked, weaved and even leap ove the ball. Every few minutes Eddie would fire another ball at one of the panels until Mega Man was dodging 5 of them. Mega Man was making more and more skillful moves whileRush was on his toes. It was as if Mega Man was evading enemy fire from a battalion of gun turrets. Mega Man's act had reached the ten minute Mark, a timer going off on Eddie. "Finish it Rock." Mega Man charged his buster and fired a single Shot tot he left of the stagem obliterating 4 of the balls. The last one, the first ball, flies straight for Mega Man head. Mega Man leaps up off Rush and kicks the ball as hard as he could. The ball flies at all dix panels, destroying them before flying back to Mega Man, who had landed ona repositioned Rush. Mega Man then catches the ball and bows. Eddie bows too, flying up to Mega Man's side. Guts Man remembers he was still on stage, watching this form below. He then scampers off the stage. |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 15 2009, 06:35 AM Post #290 |
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Gyro wrote down: -I must admit, as much as I hate Mega Douche, Slug, and Dumpie. They put on a pretty good act worthy of a thumbs up. He then drew a thumbs up with a star by it. He then wrote on his red paper: -Note to self... THROW COBRA'S FIST AT HIM WHEN HE COMES OUT!! |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | Mar 15 2009, 10:12 AM Post #291 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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Jammingman observed the act with interest. It was clear that the famous Blue Bomber had practiced this act very much, and he was clearly a natural. He was very impressed. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Avi | Mar 15 2009, 11:32 AM Post #292 |
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Puppies. <3
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Leviathan smirked as she wrote. Not bad, kid, not bad... impressive coordination and all that, but I was expecting a little bit more from you, "the champion of the world." After scribbling out that last sentence, she drew a little flower with a smiling face beside it. And then she added a series of "rays" in the form of lines encircling the flower, giving it the appearance of a crude sunshine - as if to say, "everything is just peachy... oh so totally. Yes, definitely." Attention was shortly drawn to Cockatris as he tossed his teacup to the floor in rage. After watching it explode into many ceramic shards, he whistled for his maid. Once the apron-clad Sniper Joe appeared beside him, he bellowed, "CLEAN UP THIS MESS. NOW!" Wrapped up in rage, his voice had momentarily lost its faux British accent. With the usual utterance of "As you wish, Master Cockatris," Marie began to sweep up the remains of the teacup. While that was being done, the fiend pulled out another piece of parchment, promptly slamming it down on the table. He dipped his quill pen into the ink bottle with untold fury... fury that would soon be translated to writing. Ooooh, la la la. I am bloody Megaman! I like to ruin the efforts of hardworking villains everywhere, just in time to finish my homework! Who cares if I crush the hopes and dreams of great visionaries, because I have CHARM and APPEAL! I can "save the world" with one hand tied behind my back, yet my greatest struggles are learning to read and mustering up the courage to confess my feelings of admiration towards my crush... oh, isn't that just positively CHARMING? It's like I'm rubbing the fact that I am better than all of you in your face! People love me, because I'm fucking Megaman! Whether it be something big like "saving the world," or something as downright uninspired, insipid, and mind-numbingly atrocious as kicking a football around, I will get all the bloody glory from all of the peasantry! Even with the absolute worst act to come out of this not-so-aptly named "talent" show, I'll still come out on top! Because I'm Megaman, the annoying, snot-nosed little bugger who can even turn fashion sins into the top fashion trends, just because of who I am! Honestly, do you enjoy looking at my tights, and my briefs that I wear on the outside? OF COURSE YOU DO, BECAUSE I AM MEGAMAN!!! Alas, but I must get serious for a moment. I, Sir Cockatris the First, have yet to be amused by a single act performed this night. However... know that even among this cesspool of filth, there have been other acts thus far that were more elaborate and thought out than this display. So please, my good peons... look past the fact that this act was performed by Megaman before praising it. If he wins the grand prize... I swear to Alpha, we will nuke this pitiful planet dry! |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 15 2009, 12:07 PM Post #293 |
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Gyro peeked over at Cockatris' notes and said in a sarcastic tone "Temper, temper.." he then broke out of his sarcastic tone and said "You seriously need to get laid!" |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Avi | Mar 15 2009, 12:37 PM Post #294 |
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Puppies. <3
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"May I have you know!" Cockatris snapped at Gyroman. "I have no shortage of loyal concubines at my beck and call!" |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 15 2009, 12:41 PM Post #295 |
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"In that case... You need to get laid.. More often." said Gyro Leroy then magicly got a drumkit and did the 'budum-psh' thing that you hear on the symbols of a drumkit in comedy. --- "I have circus music ringing in my skull for some reason.." said Cobra |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| The Wildebeast | Mar 15 2009, 04:36 PM Post #296 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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"Douche..." Tonion muttered under his breath (referring to Cockatris) as he took notes of the performance. Very, very impressive... the addition of a ball every few minutes was a nice touch, building suspense and making the audience wonder if he'll trip up or choke or get overwhelmed, but, well, he didn't. Great finale, as well. |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Shade Man | Mar 16 2009, 02:33 AM Post #297 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"I liked it." Theta says. "Is that a problem Sol?" Theta was out in the audience in full regalia. "You're making too much noise. Quit making an ass of yourself before I have you plucked and cooked in 11 secret herbs and spices. You represent us, do not make fools of the Alpha army...and yes I say that knowing what I am dressed as. Also....you DO need to get laid more, you're all business these days. Breaks are manditory now for you on threat of stabbing. Now I will be off, ta." |
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| Metabad | Mar 16 2009, 09:47 AM Post #298 |
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Epsilon smirked. "I couldn't have said it better myself, brother." He said to Theta. With that he began writing his judgement down. -A very impressive performance. It looked like it was hard to pull off...even if some people here don't like him, they have to admit that Megaman does have talent. -It had a lot of "flash and flare" normally I would condem a performance for such eye candy, but the skill required here makes up for it. It also went along with the performance nicely. -To be honest, the only bad thing I can think of is "I don't like him" but I will not let petty grudges get in the way of my judgement, Epsilon took a look at Cockatris before he continued writing. Unlike some people...so this will clearly not count as I don't want it to get the best of me. This is worthy of a thumbs up, good job Rock. He gave a thumbs up. |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 16 2009, 08:07 PM Post #299 |
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"I'm glad someone agrees with me about the Cock.. Oh god people are gonna make innuendos out of that now aren't they?" "YES!!" said Cobra as he showed his face "COOOBRAAAAA!!" yelled Gyro as Cobra ducked before he could throw the fist |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| The Wildebeast | Mar 19 2009, 04:01 PM Post #300 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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Fool and Abuelo took the stage again. "Wow, that upstart has a real temper on him, doesn't he?" said Abuelo. "You mean Cockatris? Yeah, he really needs to get laaaaaid." "A woman going for Cockatris? That'll be the day!" "When you die?" "What?!" "Never mind... Sandy, ladies and gentlemen!" *** As Fool and Abuelo walked off the stage, Sandy walked on, carrying her guitar. She sat down on a chair in the middle of the stage, did some last minute tuning, and began to play. Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye Yes, that'll be the day, when you make me cry You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie 'Cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die Well, you give me all your lovin' and your turtle dovin' All your hugs and kisses and your money too We-ell, you know you love me baby Until you tell me, maybe That some day, well I'll be through Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye Yes, that'll be the day, when you make me cry You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie 'Cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die [Interlude] Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye Yes, that'll be the day, when you make me cry You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie 'Cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die Well, when Cupid shot his dart He shot it at your heart So if we ever part and I leave you You sit and hold me and you tell me boldly That some day, well I'll be blue Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye Yes, that'll be the day, when you make me cry You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie 'Cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die Well, that'll be the day, hoo-hoo That'll be the day, hoo-hoo That'll be the day, hoo-hoo That'll be the day |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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