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| Arcadia's Got Talent; The Neo Arcadia Talent Show | |
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| Chaos Wolf | Feb 16 2009, 12:24 AM Post #16 |
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Taste the Zerainbow
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"MMoooO! Here is your ticket sir." Taurus Fire grunted, looking at the ceiling. "Don't look at the green, Don't look at the green." He chanted mentally. "Poor child." The Fear scoffed. He clung to the ceiling and smirked. "I wonder if the rest of the Unit will be joining me..." WildType paced back and forth, "I shouldn't be showing off my powers." he thought to himself. "No, Miss Aquarius wants me to do this, so I should. And besides, the crowd'll love a shapeshifter." |
My Characters![]() ![]() Hmph, Unsuitable to even be my rival Do not dare harm my pack! You'se want some of this/And while you're recovering, here's some tea. If we can build it.../...We can take it down. Such exquisite pain! Why'd I even join those hunters! You wanna be a stunt double in the next episode? It's all the luck of the draw Mon Ami. It seems Your page shall come to an end now. Aw YEAH! Double Trouble!/ The whole wit reporting in sir. Such a simple challenge. /You guys won't be needing your wallets. As Weil commands/But that's so boring! "Those participating in Maverick Mafia, the game is up and running It is time to send out accusations and whatnot." | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 16 2009, 12:34 AM Post #17 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"Iota made it for me...though I question the clevage." Sonata said. "I don't." Sigma says. Iota floated in wearing tye dye clothing. "I also will be doing my 'Best of Hendrix' segment. My pet will be singing for me." "I AM NOT DOING THIS!!!" Crash walks in dressed like Jimi Hendrix, with a wig for the hair and everything. "AND I WILL KILL WHOEVER LAUGHS!!! Christ I look stupid." "I made that with my own two hands and based it off of what he wore at Woodstock. Do you have a problem with that?" Iota seemed like she was goign to open her eyes. "OHGODNOPLEAEIDON'TWANTTODIEILOIKEITVERYMUCHTHANKYOUFORMAKINGITFORME!!!" Crash Man stammers out. "Good." Iota smiled. "Nice immitation of your brother Quick Man there Crash. Are you....exprienced with immitations?" Sigma says, snickering. "Bite me Baldy." Crash grumbles. |
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| Briansfox | Feb 16 2009, 06:35 AM Post #18 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"He still respects you, though." said Spade Magnets. "Don't know why." *** "Ah, Taurus Fire." Ra Moon was pleased to see one of his Disciples. "It is good to see you. Here is our ticket. We hear that Noble Mondrago is preforming. This should be interesting." *** Mistral couldn't help but giggle. "Gigs, this is where everyone gets ready to preform. This is a talent show." *** "You'll be great, Mr. Grey." said Aquarius Theater to WildType. "You have an amazing talent. You should show it off." "I agree." said Puppetman. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 16 2009, 07:15 AM Post #19 |
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
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Cobra just continued to angerly play his song as Drakelor interrupted with "How long must you play that song! Others need to practice too!" Cobra just pounded on the keys with both fists and then slowly walked up to Drakelor and said "Normally I don't sing, but it looks like I must to get my point through... Guardian, you know that song I was playing right?" "Yes Master Omega." said Guardian "Good, play it at 3.4 x tempo then, I ain't singing for 8 minutes straight..." said Cobra Cobra then cleared his throat and started to sing... Listen well my dear brother for I hate hate hate repeating myself, You do not ever question my motives when I try to calm my angered soul! Unless you wish for 20,000 requiems about how foolish thyself was, you best be shutting the hell up before my frown becomes the demon's scowl! Do you understand now, my dear brother, that questioning me is unwise? If you don't seem to follow, you'll be burried alive! So shut up my dear brother, If you wish to stay in existence, and let me finish my song without any more of your stupid, your petty, and your dumb-ass INTERRUPTIONS...!! "Do you understand now Drakelor? Do not EVER interrupt me again unless you wish to be ended.." said Cobra as Guardian got back up "My anger tends to make me more powerful, so listening to me would be wise.." "Whatever!" said Drakelor as he walked away "You aren't worthy of my time!" |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| The Wildebeast | Feb 16 2009, 07:21 AM Post #20 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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Quick Man laughed and started walking on his hands towards Crash Man. "Lolthatdidsoundabitlikeme...butibetterscuseyouwhileyoukissthesky." With that, he leaped to his feet and walked back to his corner. *** Sandy eyed Iota curiously. "So if Crash Man here's gonna be singing... then what'll you be doing?" *** Laura looked towards Cobra as he was playing. Deciding that it was time for a little practice, she climbed up onto his pipe organ and broke out in song. D'ya know something Cobra? I think the way you play the piaaaaaaano Is nice. D'ya know something else? It's always been my dream That I'd marry a man Who plays the piano... At parties you'd play something nice, Like April Showers. I'm sure you could play something nice, Like April Shooooowers... Or even Frere Jacques... Beethoven's nice too. |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 16 2009, 07:25 AM Post #21 |
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
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Cobra looked at Laura after he finished his song to Drakelor and said to her "How'd you get up there..? Well either way, thank you for the compliment, I am glad Guardian's opinion is not the only one that supports me. If I could come up with another song quickly enough, I'd sing about how I am glad at least one person likes my playing. I'm no Bach or Beethoven...yet, but I am glad people appreciate my playing unlike my brother." |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 16 2009, 09:58 AM Post #22 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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Iota pulls of the guitar from her back and begins to play as if she was channeling Jimi. "I don't sing in front of people and my pet has no hands so we are compenstaing for each other." "Would have had hands if Mega Ass didn't bury me alive." Crash Man grumbles as he glares towards Quick Man. "Hmmm....talent....oh oh I got a plan. I can dance....no...I can't. Hmmm...." Gigavolt sat down and began to scratch his head. |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 16 2009, 10:13 AM Post #23 |
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"A chick with a guitar, a freak with drills for hands in a wierd outfit, and a bunch of pathetic fools.. This will be no competition." whispered Drakelor "Oh really? Wanna say that to my face ya bastard!" said Kaiser as he grabbed Drakelor by his neck in one hand, and held a venom soaked grenade in the other "I don't want ta do this in front of tha ladies, but you're really annoying, killing ya would be a blessing!" "Finally someone agrees!" said Cobra as he turned to Kaiser, but he then saw his face and said "Why do you look like me?! Seriously, am I that famous that there is actually RIP-OFFS of me now.." "Whatever..! I have a stunt act to get ready for!" said Kaiser as he put the grenade away and threw Drakelor towards Iota |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 16 2009, 10:25 AM Post #24 |
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"Chick?" Iota riases her finger and blasts Drakelor out of the air. "FREAK WITH NO HANDS?" Crash Man fires a Crash Bomb at him. "And you lump me in with the plebians? I should seriously cut out your throat." Theta says, appearing from the shadows. "What are you doing here Dumbass?" Iota asks with some annoyance. "Participating. I will be performing a musical sketch." Theta says. "Something from the Rocky Horro Picture show." "Time Warp?" Crash asks. "Nope" Theta points behind him. "Sweet Transvestite." He points to a heavily hypnotized Salmandra Dresse as Riff Raff. "I...am...doing....this...of...my....own....free..will." Salamanadra says. "You mean under that black coat you are wearing you're..." Sigma was too repulsed to finish. "Yes..I will be playing Frank N. Furter and I am....suitably dressed." Theta laughs. "AUUGHHH!!" Crash Man sudden;y finds himself damning his imagination, picturing the innapropriately dressing hidden underneath. |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 16 2009, 10:32 AM Post #25 |
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"Ow..! Why me..?!" said Drakelor as he passed out "Because a lot of people here hate your guts, including me, Brother.." said Cobra as he walked up to Drakelor's body "By the way, those we impressive moves there, Crash Man and Iota am I right? |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 16 2009, 10:35 AM Post #26 |
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"Yes." Iota says. "I couldn't help it. Dad was making them but then I got buried for 10 freaking years." Crash Man was stomping on Drakelor in a fit. "It's all Mega Jerk's fault damn you." |
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| The Wildebeast | Feb 16 2009, 10:52 AM Post #27 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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"Hands are overrated," quipped Mandrago. "Why, look at myself..." *** Laura suddenly stopped singing, frightened by what had happened to Drakelor. "I can't go nowhere without folks blowin' each other up," she lamented. *** Quick Man shrugged as Crash Man glared at him. "What? Youreactinglikeitsmyfault." *** Francoise Goulet gave her ticket to Red, Snipe and Toadman and took a seat. I hope this one's as good as last year's... she thought. *** Sandy looked over at Drakelor. "Y'know, when he said 'chick with a guitar', y'think he was talking about you or me?" she asked, turning towards Iota. "Oh, and I might as well introduce myself... I'm Sandy." |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 16 2009, 10:57 AM Post #28 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"At least you can grab things with your vines. I can only stab, poke, or drill or...blow shit up." Crash says. "I have to agreee to disagree with this one Mandy. I couldn't live without my hands." Blizzard Buffalo says studying a large piece of papaer which turnes out to be an accurate picture of Neo Arcadia. |
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| Metabad | Feb 16 2009, 11:03 AM Post #29 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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Dark Star walked in, carrying a large pipe organ with merely one hand. "Ahh...a talent show, something I've been waiting for...for so long." He set the pipe organ down. "Now I can show my talents to the world, but I must practice first..." he cracked his knuckles and began playing the pipe organ. *** Flame Stag was leaning against the wall. This should be good... he thought. *** Geemel also walked in, with a microphone with what looked like a bloody butchers cleaver at the end of it. "Kekeke...I always did have a passion for...SINGING! KYEE!" His left eye twitched for seemingly no reason. "HOLY, IS THAT REAL?!" Cloudman flew in front of Geemel, concerned. "Would you like to...figure it out?" Geemel smiled wickedly. *** "Why the hell did you drag me here, boss?" Shadow complained to Epsilon. "Relax, Shadow...I figured you would like to see the performing talents today." Epsilon said. "Dude, Scarface likes this crap more than I do!" Shadow said aggresively. "Yes, but his bio isn't made yet." Epsilon explained to Shadow. "Now hush up and enjoy the upcoming show." Epsilon said. "Why aren't you performing at the talent show?" Shadow couldn't help but ask. "...I simply couldn't think of any talents I have that are suitable for this show." Epsilon replied. "Dude, you could just like...show off your wires, right? Now controlling THOSE is something no one else could EVER do." Shadow smirked. "...I am not proud of the fact that I'm incomplete, Shadow." Epsilon said, he remained silent afterwards. "Alright, whatever..." Shadow said. *** Xenocrates hovered in with an assortment of paints and paper. "Perhaps my art can be showcased at the talent show?" He seemingly asked himself. *** Axl and Yamatoman walked in soon afterwards. "Huzzah for gun slingin' action! I'll impress a load of people with these babies!" Axl lifted his guns in the air. "Don't get too carried away now." Yamatoman told Axl, who nodded. |
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| The Wildebeast | Feb 16 2009, 11:13 AM Post #30 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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Mandrago shook her head. "Both of you are missing the point... when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade." She motioned towards Iota. "See what your friend here did? She put together an act that brought out the best of both of your strengths, thus hiding your weaknesses." She took Crash Man by the 'hand' (read: drill). "And in fact, you are capable of some tasks that I am not capable of, you see... can my appendages drill, stab or cause explosions like yours?" |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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