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Arcadia's Got Talent; The Neo Arcadia Talent Show
Topic Started: Feb 15 2009, 03:41 PM (8,977 Views)
Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Gyro finally stopped laughing, erased the thumbs up and put:

-It was good comedy relief, and very good for improv, but alas if he didn't even know what the fuck to do I'm sorry but it's a thumbs down, the only thing good about this act was the laughter I got out of this, and seeing Guts Man get hit by bowling pins... Oh wait that's the same thing twice. Nevermind, it's still a thumbs down though.

He then drew a thumbs down
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Are you sure it's not because Father liked Guts Man best?" Shadow Man was once again reading over Gyro's shoulder. "Personal bias....tsk tsk, how unprofessional."
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"There's always bias all the time in the world Shadow Man. Just because I showed one hint of bias doesn't make me unproffesional, I just don't like our siblings who don't work for Lord Wily's cause and decide to actually be independent. Wily built most if not all of use RMs, and he is the one we need to be loyal to. I don't hate you because that reason though, I know you are working for a cause similar to Lord Wily's, I just hate you because of your personality and my personal envy of your abilities." said Gyro with a serious tone in his voice
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Uh huh. Gigavolt Man-o-War, everyone!" said Fool. "Y'know Abuelo, he shouldn't have messed with Gutsman. That's really playing with fire, if you catch my drift."

"What?" asked Abuelo.

"I said it's really playing with fire, if you catch my drift."

"Is that really the best you could've come up with?"

Fool looked ashamed. "Yes."

Abuelo sighed. "Please welcome Malachite, ladies and gentlemen!"

***

"Poor Gigs." said Mistral with a sigh. "I hope he wasn't humiliated out there."

"I dunno." said Melody. "He looked like he was having fun."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Guts Man and Gigavolt stop themselves as they headed partway back on stage.

"Hey, we weren't done yet. We wuz gonna come back out an' bow and give the big reveal dat dis was all planned." Guts Man says.

"Yeah...we rehearsed this for days." Gigavolt said happily.

"Or you guys seriously think I carry around juggling pins just for such an occasion?" Guts Man raises an eyebrow.

"That....was rehearsed?" Dr. Light asks.

"I'm a pro Pops. I don't do at the last minute. Squishy here asked me for help off panel during the prep week. We figured do us a comedy sketch and throw alla you off by making it seem like it was spur of th' moment. But hey, we're done so lets go get some soda." Guts Man laughs.

"YAY!!" Gigavolt cheered as they walked away.

Dr. Light shakes his head. "You kids."

Dr. Light adds a note.

- The had me convinced, they did a good job.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Gyro twitched for a few seconds and then wrote down some gibberish, and then erased the thumbs down and put a thumbs up with a star next to it, and then passed out.

---

"Hahaha! Looks like Gyro lost his cool." said Cobra as he laughed "Guardian, get me some *Mr. Saturn sound*!"

"What?" said Guardian

"I want some *Boss encounter sound from Mother 2 and 3*." said Cobra

"MECHA DRAGO?!" said Porkler as he turned around

"Sorry Porkler, not yet." said Guardian, he then said to Cobra "Master Omega, there appears there is something wrong with you. You are making sounds from various Mother Games, aka Porkler's homeworld."

"They made a video game series based off of my world? Am I in any of them?" said Porkler

"Sorry to dissapoint, but the Pig Mask army appears only in the third one, and only your brother is shown." said Drakelor as he walked up next to Guardian

"WHAAAAT?!?! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!!" yelled Porkler "I'm sure they showed the fucking 'Masked Man', but they don't show ME?! I was just as feared as him, I even TRAINED HIM the ungrateful little shit!"
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
Epsilon looked very surprised after he heard it was all rehearsed. At first he looked a little pissed off, but then started to laugh. He then hid his head in shame as he erased his previous judgement and his thumbs down and wrote an entirely new judgement.

-So it WAS rehearsed...I feel like such a fool for falling for it.
-The juggling also being rehearsed changes things, the child truly does have talent.
-I suppose Gigavolt DID know what he was doing...
-I'm still keeping the negative points for Gigavolt swooping past my head, if I was not prepared for such eccentric behaviour from him I could have seriously gotten hurt...nonetheless I suppose the good outweighs the bad this time, way to turn the tables you two.

Epsilon was about to write a thumbs sideways, and then shrugged and changed it to a thumbs up. "Now, let's get on with the next act..."
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
If Jammingman had a jaw, it would've dropped right then and there. That incomprehensable bunch of bible-bable between Gigavolt and Gutsman was rehersed?! He could scarecly believe it. He was very much impressed.

***

Mistral smiled, but was at a loss for words. Marcus was chuckling.

"That's one creative brother you have there." he said to Mistral.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Saturn Ballad
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Jazz hands!
"Oh! My turn already?" Malachite wondered aloud. "Oh well. Let's get this show started. Ready, Solstice?"

Solstice nodded. "Let's go."

Malachite walked onstage and raised his eyebrows at the people in the crowd. "Full house, eh?" He laughed nervously. "Anyway, uh... Yeah." He pulled a book of matches out of his pants pocket.

"As you can see, this is an ordinary book of matches." He pulled a match out of the book. "And this is an ordinary match. And if you keep watching..." Suddenly, out of the blue, the match spontaneously combusted.

"You might think I'm a freak, but oh well." And suddenly, he pulled out two torches. "Check this out for size." They spontaneously combusted as well. He threw both torches up at a 45 degree angle.

Solstice began to shake. "He'll never catch them!"

But, strangely enough, Malachite jumped up and caught both in his hands. "Time for Spelling class!" He began to laugh. He waved a torch in the air, and the fire stayed behind to spell "BRENTON SIEGHARD" in the air. The fire turned purple, then blue, then green, then back to yellow-orange.

"And now, a firework." He set off a firework that blasted off, made a few circles, then exploded. There were many different colors, and the design in the air was a big smiling face with the words "Arcadia ROCKS!" under it.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Tonion hastily scribbled on his notepad following Malachite's performance.

Brilliant handiwork... and all without burning down the stage! They must have spent months putting this together! I mean, getting the fire to arrange itself in the shape of all those letters? It defies... well... I dunno! It's just awesome!

...though, who's Brenton Sieghard?
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Avi
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Since everybody else was changing their judgment on Gigavolt's act, Sol Cockatris saw fit to do the same.
So it was rehearsed, hm? Very impressive.
...OR NOT! Do you truly take me for such a gullible fool to buy into your half-baked excuse you conjured up just after witnessing the audience's less-than-impressed reaction to your detestable mockery of performance theater?! And yet, the lower-class peasants sitting around me at the judging table were dense enough to change their judgments out of pity... me, however! I, a well-educated citizen of the upper class, can see through your ruse! Instead of changing my judgment to a thumbs up, I shall punish you for your underhanded trickery at the end of the show, by killing the both of you where you stand! Until then, have a nice day, old chaps... and enjoy the rest of the show! Ha ha ha...


***

Leviathan oohed audibly at Malachite's and Solstice's pyrotechnic display.
Very pretty! That's all I have to say to that!

Cockatris, naturally, remained unimpressed.
YAWN. For one with such a blindingly mediocre display, you were blatantly self-absorbed in your incessant showboating! I'm not even going to dignify this lackluster display of your inflated ego with a long-winded rant picking you apart from the bone. Good day to you, sir and madame, AND GET OUT OF MY FACE.
ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME.
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Briansfox
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Jammingman nodded. This was a very elaborate illusion, if it was one. The man was no freak, he was a man of talent. He was very impressed.

***

"Keroooooo~!" Toadman.exe took a break from his usher duties to watch the display. To him, it was mesmorizing.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
Epsilon looked rather impressed and began writing down his judgement.

-Well, I'm quite impressed...I could tell this young lad practiced quite alot...kudos to him for such an outstanding performance.

That's all he pretty much had to say, it was an instant thumbs up, he clearly knew that Malachite had talent.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Cobra noticed the next act was going on, and hit Gyro with one of his thunder spells, luckily this woke him back up.

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"The next act went already?! Dammit, what did I miss?!" demanded Gyro

Cobra hearing this, wrapped two notes onto his fist, and then launched it Gyro.

"OW!! What the hell?!" said Gyro as Cobra's fist hit him right in the face "Who's fist is this?! Oh wait, there's a note, and a note under the note."

He read the first note.

The act was 'Fire manipulation' peek at the other judges notes for thier summaries.

~???


"Ok, then what's this second note...?" asked Gyro

This is Cobra von Omega's fist, if found please return for some sort of reward

~It should be pretty obvious


"COBRAAAAAAA!!!" yelled Gyro

Cobra then said as he tried to hide "Ah shit..."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Dr. Light smiles and writes down his note.

- A brilliant performace yet he made it seem so simple.

He then glances over at Cocatrice's notes, noting his recent scowl. "Mr. Cocatrice, try to harm my boy or young Gigavolt and I will call the entire Maverick Hunter force down on you. Also...get a hobby, you seem to be too tense. You need a more healthier release."

"He needs to get laid?" Keromaru says offhanded.

Shadow Man looks at him with eyes wide open as to say "What the Fuck?".

"What? You can say it about Gyro Man Master but I can't say it about the wierd Bird Lizard thing?" Keromaru says in responce.
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