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| Arcadia's Got Talent; The Neo Arcadia Talent Show | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 15 2009, 03:41 PM (8,978 Views) | |
| The Wildebeast | Mar 5 2009, 05:51 PM Post #256 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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Tonion returned to his notepad. - Ferham's singing voice was very impressive... she hit those high notes well. - The finale with the chandelier was quite a spectacle, very daring as well. I gotta give them props for that. *** "C'mon, let's see the gross half of your face..." Slash Man muttered under his breath. |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 5 2009, 05:56 PM Post #257 |
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
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Gyro also forgot about Green Biker Dude when they started to peform and stopped banging his head during their performance he then wrote down afterwards: -What a beautiful performance, kudos to all of them in the act. -Speaking of beautiful, I wonder if Ferham is single. -I hope Epsilon doesn't peek at my notes and reads that last thing. -Oh and Dark Star is really good on the pipe organ. -Also the props were flawless. -I wish I could rate this more than one thumb up, but alas one thumb up is the max score. He then drew a thumb up with a star next to as his way of saying it exceeded his top score but must still be top score. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Metabad | Mar 6 2009, 08:00 AM Post #258 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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A tear of joy came to Epsilon's eye. "They've come such a long way...I'm so proud of them." he began writing down on his notepad. -Ferham has a great singing voice, as does Scarface, why didn't they ever bring that up before? -Whoever the pipe organ player was...he was very good too, I admit I was skeptical at first, but he managed to impress me. -The setting was beautifully decorated at that. |
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| Shade Man | Mar 6 2009, 10:58 AM Post #259 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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Dr. Light begins jotting down his notes. - Impeccable performace...but I think I know the organ player from somewhere. Didn't he have something to do with Albert once? Though not a judge, Planet Man had....his own notes to take. - Add Ferham to the list of potential secondary wives for her appreciation of class and ample figure. |
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| Avi | Mar 6 2009, 12:02 PM Post #260 |
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Puppies. <3
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Leviathan smiled as she took notes. -Nothing I can say here hasn't been said by the others already. So, I'll just say, "awesome work!" Cockatris slammed his now empty tea cup on the table. Way to butcher the timeless, classical work of Baron Lloyd-Webber, you disgraceful gaggle of wannabes! For your information, Christine never wore a red suit of armor, nor did she ever have wings! Kudos on giving the Phantom a mask... that you found in a dollar store at Halloween time! I say, have you even seen Phantom of the Opera?! If so, you'd know that they don't dress like a bunch of snot nosed little buggers who go door to door begging for candy to further themselves on the path towards childhood obesity! And furthermore... what in the bloody hell were you thinking when you destroyed that priceless antique chandelier?! DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY APPRECIATION FOR THE FINE ARTS?! You don't deserve to be seen up on a stage ever again! |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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| Briansfox | Mar 7 2009, 05:13 PM Post #261 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"And that was Phantom of the Opera." said Fool. "Quite a great act, eh pendant?" "Wha? That's not my name, floating soldier thing." said Abuelo. "Jewel? Gem?" "No, try again!" "Father's father? Grandfather? Clock?" "Now you're just screwing with me!" yelled Abuelo. "Yeah, I am. But I doubt our next entry would remember our names, anyway. Gigavolt Man-o-War, ladies and gentlemen!" *** "Whatever you have planned, good luck." said Mistral, smiling at Gigavolt. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Shade Man | Mar 7 2009, 07:01 PM Post #262 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"Wait...OH NO I FORGOT!!!" Gigavolt yells. "WHAT AM I GONNA DO FOR AN ACT?" He then gulps before slowly walking out onto the stage. "Umm..hi everyone. I'm...uhh...gonna....JUGGLE!!! YEAH!! That's it." Gigavolt scratches his head. "What to use?" Guts Man, who was working as a stage hand waved at Gigavolt from off stage. "CATCH!!" He had some juggling pins he found in a shipment and begins to throw them to him. "HEY WHAT? WAAAAIT!!" He then snags the pins with his tentacles and tosses them at Guts Man. "HEY!!" Guts Man stomps ontot he stage "I'm passin' dese thing t' you so stop it." "STOP THROWING THINGS AT MEEEEEEE!" Gigavolt was tossing them back faster than Guts Man could catch them. "OW OW OW STOP AIMING FER MY FACE!!" Guts Man says in a calm voice, though it was obvious he was HIGHLY annoyed. "Sorry Mr. Crane Arm Gorilla Guy." Gigavolt says politely. "GORILLA?" Guts Man lost it. "I'LL GORILLA YOU INNA MOMENT SQUIRT!!!" "AAAHHHHHH!!" Gigavolt switches to flight mode and runs around, Guts Man on his tail. |
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| The Wildebeast | Mar 7 2009, 07:07 PM Post #263 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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I don't get it... was this rehearsed? Tonion wrote on his notepad. Why would Gigavolt have signed up if he wasn't sure what he was doing?...this is pretty damned funny, though. *** Funk just cracked up. |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 7 2009, 07:13 PM Post #264 |
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
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The only thing Gyro wrote for notes was his laughter and a thumbs up, he then continued to laugh. --- "I know it's unintentional, but I can't stop laughing at this..!" said Drakelor as he started to lose his breath from laughing |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | Mar 7 2009, 07:26 PM Post #265 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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Jammingman hissed. Coming on stage without an act was very unprofessional. That being said, it was kinda funny. He was semi-impressed. *** "Oh dear..." whispered Mistral. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Metabad | Mar 7 2009, 08:51 PM Post #266 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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Epsilon, however, was not amused, he began writing on his notepad. -This child doesn't even know what he's doing...why did he sign up for an act in the first place? If this act doesn't get started soon, or if it doesn't get any better, then it shall be an automatic thumbs down from me for such unprofessionalism. |
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| Shade Man | Mar 8 2009, 01:16 AM Post #267 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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Guts Man began to pick up the pins. "Let's see how you like it!!" Gigavolt gulps and zooms out to the audience, past the Judges heads. "EXCUSE ME!!" "GIT BACK HERE!!" Guts Man throws one, soaring over everyones heads. The pin lodges into the wall ahead of Gigavolt. "Ack....no worries, I'll fix anything I break free of charge...EXCEPT HIM!!!" Guts Man begisn tot hrow pins over the audience at Gigavolt. Realizing the audience was now at risk Gigavolt extended his fingers, snagged the pins and kept throwing them back at Guts Man. Guts Man kept catching them and returning fire. Without realizing it they were juggling from about 30 feet apart for about 5 minutes. But soon Guts Man got angry. "DIS ONE'S IT SQUIRT!!" He dropped all but one pin and whipped it hard at Gigavolt. The pin rocket through the air , striking Gigavolt square in the gut. The irony aisde, Guts Man would soon realize his mistake. The pin sunk into Gigavolt's rubbery body and slingshotted back at Guts Man, beaning him in the head hard. "Oww." Guts Man rubbed his head. "I gotta work on my catchin'." With that he fell backwards, unconcious. Gigavolt flew over to him. "Mr Crane Arm Gorilla Man? Wake up." Gigavolt prodded him a bit with hsi finger. "I SAID WAKE UP!!!" He then zapped Guts Man, whose body spazmed before rousing him. "You...lil'...BRAT!!!" Gigavolt flees off the stage upon hearing that, Guts Man rises and follows quickly, thus ending the act. |
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| Metabad | Mar 8 2009, 01:40 AM Post #268 |
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Epsilon immediately ducked as soon as he saw Gigavolt speeding right past his head, with a scowl on his face he wrote down the rest of his judgement. -I still stand by my previous point...clearly the child never knew what he was doing. -The child gets more negative points from me, for nearly taking off my head -None of it was staged, nor was it rehearsed...it was a simple spurr of the moment, and someone really could have gotten hurt because of it. -I confess, the juggling was rather impressive, but I cannot reward him with this positive point...as the act was entirely unintentional. It's not talent if it is unintentional. My second thumbs down after the travesty known as the Green Biker Dude's act... Epsilon thought to himself after reading over his sheet. Let's just hope the next act is better... |
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| Shade Man | Mar 8 2009, 01:46 AM Post #269 |
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"You'd be surprized what a moemnt of sudden inspiration can bring out. Don;t ever tell him but Sigma was a spur of the moment whim I went with." Dr. Light say to Epsilon befor emarkign down his thoughts. - I can tell the child made thsi up as he went along but he had fun up there. I cannot deny that. Though I wish poor Guts Man would not be so self concious. I have to make sure his head's alright later. |
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| Avi | Mar 8 2009, 05:56 PM Post #270 |
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Puppies. <3
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Oh, that's cute and all, but... Leviathan recorded, before taking a brief pause. I dunno, it would have been nice if you had... you know, an actual act. I can appreciate good improv, but I'll be honest and say that I had no idea what the heck was going on there. Cute kid, but... yeah. A faint chuckle escaped Cockatris's beak, before resuming his disgruntled demeanor. I must award points to that disturbing little blob of fat for attacking the stage maintenance worker. Otherwise... what were you doing on stage, whelp?! To stand up on stage would imply that you have a show to put on... and since you obviously didn't, I leave the Talent Show staff with but one simple question: WHERE IN THE BLOODY HELL IS YOUR QUALITY CONTROL?! Do you not even screen your performers before allowing them to take the stage? Oh, why am I asking... OF COURSE YOU DON'T! Even before this travesty courtesy of the bloblike whelp and the savage buffoon, I have yet to witness a worthwhile performance in this absolute mockery of the treasured pastime of performance theater! One of you had better amuse me soon, or I will raze this accursed hellhole you call a "theater" to the ground! |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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