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| Cobra Omega | Mar 3 2009, 07:06 PM Post #241 |
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Kaiser walked back to the backstage carrying his bike and said "Whoever's up next, good luck to ya." Cobra then said to Kaiser "I must say, that was impressive, I could tell some people did not like it, but I also noticed the people that did like it, I think more people liked it than not though." "Um, thanks I guess... Ooh..! I need a drink, anybody have like Gatorade or a Soda or somethin'?" said Kaiser |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | Mar 3 2009, 07:11 PM Post #242 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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Fool and Abuelo took the stage. "That was Kaiser, ladies and gents!" said Fool. "Now, if you're still pumped for biker action, you're in luck!" "What if you're not?" asked Abuelo. "Uh..." Fool was at a loss for words. "Anyway," said Abuelo. "Not statisfied with one biker act, we decided to go for a double! He's green, he's a biker, he's a dude-" "We couldn't come up with anything more creative." said Fool. "Shh! Quiet, or they'll think of us as fools!" hissed Abuelo. "So what? I'm already a fool." said Fool. "Ugh, nevermind. Green Biker Dude, ladies and gentlemen!" |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Avi | Mar 3 2009, 07:52 PM Post #243 |
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Puppies. <3
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Out from the left side of the stage, drove in the Green Biker Dude. Atop his bike, he wore a cockeyed expression, with his mouth agape, tongue hanging out. He stopped in the spotlight, turning to face the audience. "Whooooooa... lossa peoples 'ere... *hic*" the dude remarked in a tone one could call perhaps a little tipsy. "Now da world gets t' see mah amazing biking... skills... Zzzzzz..." Just like that, he fell right asleep on his bike. That was, until Gem-W came out, and whacked him atop the head with a crowbar. "Oh whaaaaa... YES!" GBD sprang awake just as quickly as he had fallen asleep. "Dudes and *hic* dudettes! Areyaready for the best biking skills *hic* this world'as ever seeeeeen? I SAID ARE YA READY?!?!?!" |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 3 2009, 08:00 PM Post #244 |
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Gyro wrote one thing on his paper so far: -If the act doesn't improve he's getting a sideways thumb, being drunk is a minus in my book. If you can't do the act sober, why bother doing it at all. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Avi | Mar 3 2009, 08:37 PM Post #245 |
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Puppies. <3
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"ALRIGHT!" Boomed the GBD. "Now's the time to, *hic* uh... OH YES!!! I HOPE YUR READY, CUZ I'MMA GONNA DO SOME CROWD SURFIN!!!!!! READY 1 2 3 GO!" With that, he began speeding in an uneven zig-zag pattern towards the ramp that was left onstage from the last performance - and surprisingly enough, he didn't miss the ramp. He sped up the inclined slope and into the air, where he performed a midair spin - however, it wasn't one of the graceful, acrobatic variety - it appeared as if he had been thrown forward haphazardly. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" He cried out. Little did the audience know, that when the Dude said he would crowd surf, he meant it - for as he began to descend, he made a beeline towards the audience! "Like, th-that dude's possessed, maaaan!" Ringman cried from his seat amongst the crowd, as he ducked and covered himself. In the next seat, Ring smirked. "It's called audience participation, Ringman. Hold up your arms!" The two did just that, allowing the Dude to land his bike over their hands. With the Ringtwins gripping either wheel, they passed the bike back to the people behind them, who passed the bike to the people behind them, so on and so forth in that fashion, until the bike reached Junk Man. The giant, not knowing his own strength, ended up tossing the bike high into the air as he hoisted it up! Up and up the GBD went, approaching the ceiling. Once more, the ceiling opened up, as if to let him through... the GBD was high in the sky now. As he lost momentum, and began to fall, something seemed a little off with his bike- B O O M ! ! ! The night sky was now alight with a spectacular display of fireworks! Reds, greens, oranges, purples - sparks of every conceivable color scattered about the view above, as the crowd watched for nearly a whole minute. At the end, after the last explosion had gone off, there was a CLANK as a certain somebody fell from the sky and onto the stage, face first. The charred GBD immediately got back up and brushed himself off. "DON'T WORRY FOLKS I'M OKAY!!!!!!!!" |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 3 2009, 08:44 PM Post #246 |
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Gyro whispered to himself "I wish you weren't..." He then wrote down more notes: -Gets plus points for going into the audience and the explosions, but this act is way too mediocre for my tastes -Also the being non-sober thing reduces points by a lot in my book, so while it was gonna be thumb sideways, it's now thumb down, I may be sounding like a prick, but I like sober people doing their acts, not drunken fools, I bet he's not even gonna remember what he did afterwards. Gyro then drew a hand with it's thumb pointing downwards and then slammed his head on the desk over and over trying to forget what he just saw. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | Mar 3 2009, 08:45 PM Post #247 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"Ow, hey!" yelled Hermit. "Watch where you're driving, you bum!" *** Jammingman's eyes seemed to shine. The audience participation was astonishing to him, and he was amazed at how well the Green Biker dude pulled it off. He was very impressed indeed. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Metabad | Mar 3 2009, 08:50 PM Post #248 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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Epsilon just rolled his eyes afterwards, and immediately began writing. -Even more eye-candy than the last performance...not a good thing to rely on in my eyes. -Barely put any effort within his stunts. Making them mediocre to decent at best. -A major "wipe out" at the end, is his bike even supposed to explode like that? I think not... |
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| Avi | Mar 3 2009, 08:58 PM Post #249 |
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Puppies. <3
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Leviathan appeared confused. -This is a difficult act to rate. On one hand, the fireworks were awesome, but on the other hand, you could have killed somebody... -If ANYBODY deserves points here, it's the audience. Especially that one fellow who threw him into the air... he singlehandedly averted what could have been a disaster. Sol Cockatris sat in place, as his butler, Winston, brought him a cup of tea. After taking a sip, he once more began writing. I say... this act had great potential. But you just had to go and ruin it with the finale! Had you have not let that dumb brute thrust you into the air, you could have very well taken out all of those miserable, lowlife curs in the audience with one fell swoop! Come on, boy, you had to have known your bike was going to explode, so why did you wuss out on such a golden opportunity?! Are you truly that lacking in mental capacity that you would let it pass you by, just like that?! You, sir, are a DISGRACE. I never want to see your detestable form ever again on my planet. Away with you! |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 3 2009, 09:02 PM Post #250 |
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Gyro whispered to himself as he continued to slam his head on the desk and peek at all the other notes "I am glad at least one person agrees that this act sucked. I wish the guy would've died in that explosion, I may sound like a prick saying that, but seriously, I can't see how anyone liked that Drunk fool!" |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Mar 4 2009, 04:48 AM Post #251 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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Dr. Light was busy wriing as he had 2 acts worth of notes to jot down. - Kaiser's act was visually thrilling, like back in the days of my youth when my Father and Mother took me to see the circus. Quite fun. - The Green boy's act....I can't say I like him coming out drunk nor his risking his life. No one should ever be so reckless. My first thumbs down. |
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| The Wildebeast | Mar 4 2009, 06:07 AM Post #252 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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Tonion went back to his notepad. Visually amazing... but I can't really rate it high if most of the stunts were unintentional, can I? Not to mention the fact that a lot of people would have been killed if it wasn't for Junk Man. Oh, well... *** "I wanted somebody to die," Slash Man pouted. |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Briansfox | Mar 4 2009, 08:03 AM Post #253 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"Uh, yeah... That was Green Biker Dude, ladies and gents." said Fool. "Now, we move into something a bit more somber." "What do you mean?" asked Abuelo. "Well, the audience needs to calm down after such excitement, don't you think?" "Yeah, but is the next act really about being calm?" "Well, we'll see." said Fool. "This isn't Dark Phantom, folks, for he isn't in the RP yet. But it is a phantom." "Phantom?! Where?!" Fool facepalmed. "Ladies and gentlemen, Ferham, Scarface, and Dark Star with their piece from Phantom of the Opera!" ooc: Upon closer inspection of the playbill, we accidentally skipped this act. Whoops! ^^; I promise that it won't happen again. |
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| Metabad | Mar 5 2009, 05:13 PM Post #254 |
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"Phantom of the Opera..." Epsilon said to himself. "Isn't that the one that my cadres were covering?" He smiled. "Let's see how they do..." *** The lights slowly dimmed as Ferham walked upon the stage, with a spotlight from above shining down on her while she walked on the stage. Dark Star, facing away from the audience played the exact tune to the song on his pipe organ. Candlelight was decorated upon the corners of the stage, a prop mirror was in the middle of the stage, and a huge chandelier hung on the ceiling in the middle of the stage "In sleep he sang to me In dreams he came That voice which calls to me And speaks my name And do I dream again? For now I find The phantom of the opera is there, Inside my mind " Ferham began the song as she walked upon the stage; the spotlight went on Scarface after he swung in on a chandelier wearing a tuxedo and a cape. He held onto Ferham's hand and began singing as well, guiding her through a false mirror prop. "Sing once again with me Our strange duet My power over you Grows stronger yet And though you turn from me To glance behind The phantom of the opera is there Inside your mind" Dark Star's pipe organ played even louder after Scarface sang, perhaps for dramatic effect. Ferham even turned around when Scarface sang the "and though you turn from me" part, and walked in front of her line of vision at the end of his verse. The spotlights both focused on Scarface and Ferham, and she pointed dramatically at Scarface and sung her part. "Those who have seen your face Draw back in fear I am the mask you wear" Scarface pressed his hand against his own chest. "It's me they hear" They both then sung in synchronization together. "My/Your spirit and my/your voice In one combined The phantom of the opera is there Inside my/your mind" Scarface slowly pat and then stroked the top of Ferham's head after that verse, and Dark Star shrugged and decided to sing the next verse. "Is that the phantom of the opera? Beware the phantom of the opera..." Scarface began doing dramatic movements; he was really getting into his role. "In all your fantasies you always knew That man and mystery" Ferham pointed at Scarface once more "Were both in you" They both proceeded with their duet, with dramatic movements to go along with their performance. "And in this labyrinth Where night is blind The Phantom of the opera is here/there" Ferham sung alone once more and both spotlights focused on her. "Inside my mind" Dark Star played his pipe organ much slower and louder after this, as Scarface sang in the shadows. "Sing, my Angel of Music!" Scarface slowly danced as Ferham extended her wings and flew up in the air while she sang. "He's there, The Phantom of the Opera..." Ferham then sang vocalizations. All while Scarface spoke. "Sing my angel of music." After this her vocalizations became higher. "Sing my annngeeelll" Dark Star continuously played his pipe organ; his hands were very busy with his fingers smoothly playing upon the keys. "Sing for me!" Scarface got louder with his demands. "SING MY ANGEL!" She flew up into the air and extended her arms and wings, to symbolize being the angel of music. "SING FOR ME!" Ferham sang her highest note after Scarface said that. Dark Star pressed his fingers down on the pipe organ until Ferham finished singing. The spotlights turned off, the candles went out and Scarface drew his plasma lance and threw it at the ceiling, cutting the chandelier down, the three performers moved out of the way as the chandelier shattered upon impact with the floor of the stage and they all walked in front of the shattered chandelier. Dark Star unexpectedly took of his helmet and looked sternly at the audience, he then grinned and took a bow, Scarface and Ferham soon bowed afterwards. |
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| Briansfox | Mar 5 2009, 05:46 PM Post #255 |
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Jammingman nodded. It was very touching and moving, but not his cup of tea. Nevertheless, he was impressed. *** Hermit seemed to forget the Green Biker Dude as he listened to Ferham and Scarface. He sat in silence as he listened to them sing. |
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