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Arcadia's Got Talent; The Neo Arcadia Talent Show
Topic Started: Feb 15 2009, 03:41 PM (8,980 Views)
Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Jammingman nodded. He personally had never been to Neo Arcadia City, but he could tell that the sculpture was rich in detail. He was very impressed.

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"That is beautiful." whispered Hermit.

Mu made a gesture, as if promting him to go on.

Hermit sighed. "Don't you agree?" he whispered to Funk.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"Damn right," whispered Funk. "That was dooooope..."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Avi
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Puppies. <3
Levi gazed in awe at the bison's articulate handiwork.
-I MUST HAVE YOUR ICE SCULPTING SKILLS.
-All I can do are dragons, and that's only because my systems were designed specifically for making dragons...
-Seriously, that's amazing. And did I mention that I MUST HAVE YOUR ICE SCULPTING SKILLS? Even if I have to take them with force... fu fu fu fu fu...


Sol Cockatris squinted as he dipped his quill pen.
As a well-refined citizen of the upper class, one would find that I take a great liking delving into the world of fine arts. This work, however, goes against every conceivable definition of the word "fine!" First of all... ICE, my dear boy? Do you not even know that your precious little art project will only melt into nothing by the end of the day? You, my good sir, are wasting precious minutes of your disgraceful, miserable life working under such a medium! ...Oh, sorry. You don't even HAVE a life, as made evident by that mental vomit you call a sculpture! A sculpture of bloody Neo Arcadia City at that! I'm about compelled to come down there and smash it to bits, so that it might resemble the city after the Alpha Army is through with it. Oh, but no worries, lad, for in case the fact has escaped your feeble mind already - which it probably has - it's going to melt anyway! Just like the real Neo Arcadia City... it is doomed either way! Ah, sweet, poetic justice at its absolute finest!



Meanwhile, attention amongst the judges turned to Leviathan. On the table, just in front of her, sat a large, spiny ice crystal. With her halberd - in its compacted mode - clutched tight in her grasp, she began hacking away furiously at the chunk of ice. She bore a mildly annoyed grin in the process, no doubt expressing disappointment with her own lackluster attempts at ice sculpting. Nevertheless, she persisted at her attempt.
ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME.
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Metabad
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Epsilon looked surprised as the sculpture was done, he immediately began writing.

- Magnificent, breathtaking, precise...those are only a few words I can use to describe this masterpiece. This young reploid is truly talented, if Neo Arcadia were to go through an ice age, this is exactly what it would look like. Perfect work Buffalo, you have truly amazed me.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Suddenly the roof opens up and a helicopter could be heard. A crane comes down and snags the top of the anti melting containment device, picking the huge piece up.

"There...hopefully King will be happy with his purchase." Buffalo says.

"DADDY BOUGHT THAT?" Pride was angry. "He told me he wasn't going to be throwing his money around for the rest of the month. That JERK!!"

Mammon and Fefnir shifted down a seat while Shade Man and Noble looked at each other in fear.

"Sorry, I just wanted to be sure it was out of here before the next act...and that chopper was only going to wait for so long." Buffalo says.
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You got Serv'd....get it? :P
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"It's alright, Lady Pride." said Glacier Le Cactank. "The preformance is what's important at the moment. You can take up that matter with Sir King later."

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"And that was Blizzard Buffalo, ladies and gentlemen!" said Fool. "Give him a round of applause!"

There was a round of applause.

"Right then. This next act is pretty gutsy, if I do say so myself." said Fool.

"How so?" asked Abuelo.

"Well, for one, I didn't know the stage was large enough to accomidate it."

"Is it?"

"That's a matter for the posters to decide."

"The who?"

Fool groaned. "I'm breaking the fourth wall."

"Well, I think our next guy is going to break a lot more." said Abuelo. "This next act is going to be pretty intense. Please put your hands together for Kaiser and his motorcycle antics!"

ooc: Shade, if you want to post Buffalo bowing during the applause, go right ahead. On an unrelated note, yes, I do have Wildebeast's permission to use Abuelo for the vinettes.
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Buffalo walks off the stage with a wave. Feeling uncomfortable with the applause. Once of the stage he sighs. "I hate being in front of crowds."


"I have read what you wrote thus far and all I can say is...you put the Cock in Cocatrice." Shasow Man says to Sol mockingly. "And was that a relative of yours that took the sculpture away Gyro?"

"Do be quiet or we will have to have you thrown out." Dr. Light says.

"You gonna sic Auto on me? Or those Interpol meatsacks?" Shadow Man says mockingly.

"No..I'll do in a pinch." Pi was standing there with a security badge and both her beam sabers in her hands inactive.

"Crap." Keromaru gulps in fear.
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The Wildebeast
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Motorcycle stunts, eh?, thought Slash Man. Let's hope I get to see at least a few broken bones... that'll make the whole show worth the price, if I do say so myself.

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"You did wonderful," purred Mandrago, glomping Buffalo. "I've seen your sculpture before, but I did not know you could work so... quickly. What'd you use as a reference, incidentally?"
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* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

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Shade Man
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"A photo." Buffalo pulls it out of his pocket compartment. It was a big picture with several small pictures of the city from different angles. "Paid Guts Man to get a friend...of a friend of a...however he put it...to get it for me."

"You're welcome." Mega Man says.

"It was you?" Buffalo says.

"Yup. Me and Rush." Mega Man pats Rush on the head. "We fly around the city enough to know where the best spot to take a picture of it from every angle."

"Well thanks." Buffalo says.
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Metabad
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Epsilon gazed at the ice sculpture being taken away. "Oh my..." he said. "That was rather...unexpected..."
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Kaiser lifted up his bike and went "Pshhhh..! My time to shine! Porkler get the ramp and rings on the stage."

"Right, right..." said Porkler as he picked up the rings

Porkler then set the rings in a weird pattern, and pushed the ramp 10 ft. away from the first ring, he then used both his fire breath and the flamethrower to light the rings on fire, and the walked off the stage as Kaiser revved up his bike.

He then sped up, and leapt off the ramp on the bike, he then went through the first ring, and as he went through it he kicked the ring in a way that would launch him to the second ring, he then let the back wheel bounce off the second ring and aimed the bike towards the final ring, and started rolling forward with the bike he made it through the ring and onto the ground on the other side, he then rode back to the center of the stage to show it didn't hurt him at all and then stopped the bike, got off, and did peace signs with both hands as he laughed.

"And THAT is how a true pro does it!!" said Kaiser before going off the stage with his bike, Guardian then went on the stage, and extinguished the flames on the rings before Porkler took them out of the floor and Guardian helped push the ramp back

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Gyro had a surprised look on his face after the act and wrote down:

-Instant thumbs up, If anyone else is doing bike stunts, they will never top that..! Seriously, rings on fire, doing tricks in midair, kicking and bouncing off the rings.. Just too awesome..

Gyro then realized he forgot to draw the thumbs up for each act he commented on so far, and drew a thumbs up by his comments for each act.
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Jammingman nodded. It was an impressive biker trick, but it was very standard. Nothing that amazing as far as the biker world went. He was slightly impressed.

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"That looked quite dangerous." whispered Ra Moon. "One wrong move, and the stage might've been set alight."

"Yeah," whispered Hermit. "but according to the playbill, I think there are more dangerous things to come."
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The Wildebeast
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Tonion went back to his notepad.

- I have to admire his guts
- Not the best stunts I've ever seen... more will follow after this
- Flaming ring was a nice touch


***

Funk just laughed. "Man, that poser calls those bike tricks?"
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Metabad
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Epsilon immediately began writing after the bike stunts were done.

-Mostly just eye candy...
-Impressive stunts nonetheless
-A little too short.
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Leviathan seemed thoroughly impressed by Kaiser's daring feat.
-Dude. Has anybody ever told you that you are completely nuts?
-I admire my fellow nutcases and their nutty endeavors.


Sol Cockatris, naturally, was not amused.
YAWN. Driving a bike through rings of fire, my dear boy? You, sir, have the creativity equal to that of your mass production variety of quote-unquote "fanartist" who traces all of her "work" because she hardly has the mental coordination to create anything worthwhile without mooching off the success of others who shouldn't even be successful to begin with! You, my dear wannabe biker, are ripping off a tired stunt performed by hoggish, borderline suicidal attention whores with no purpose in their lives otherwise! I am not impressed, my fine sir. Perhaps if there was an accident that resulted in a permanent injury, as I am sure many were hoping for while putting up with your unjustified show boating, I would have upped the score a bit... but it would still fall under the mediocre digits, sorry to say. Your pitiful display was just that lackluster.



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Meanwhile, backstage, the next performers were getting ready...

"Um... yeah..." Gem-B said, overlooking the Green Biker Dude's limp, "dead" body. "Time to get up, sleepy head..." The twin's golden hand began to crackle with electricity. She bent down on her knees, and gave the GBD a light tap - in an instant, the previously dead reploid sprung back to his feet, as the electricity coursed into him.

Now jumping up and down with the same stupid smile he wore earlier, the GBD blurted, "DUDE IS IT MY TURN ALREADY?!?!?!?"

"Yeah... but in a minute," Gem-B answers. "The other me is coming back any moment with the... erm... talent juice..." her voice stumbled with that last phrase.

"Ooooh yay me likies talent juice!!!" The GBD shouted. "...um... what's talent juice, anyway?"

Gem-W then appeared, holding a large, glass bottle, colored in a dark green hue. It appeared to be filled with an unidentified beverage. She raised the bottle into the air, proclaiming, "THIS is talent juice! And we expect you to drink the whole thing... right now!"

The Green Biker Dude stared quizzically at the bottle. "OOOooo... well... me not thirsty right now! But I could sure go for a cheesebur--"

Gem-W pressed the bottle opening to the Dude's lips. Gem-B held him in place while Gem-W forced every last drop of the beverage down his throat, all in one sitting...
ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME.
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