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Arcadia's Got Talent; The Neo Arcadia Talent Show
Topic Started: Feb 15 2009, 03:41 PM (8,981 Views)
Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Blizzard smiles as he watches Noble dance.
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Avi
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Leviathan hummed along with the music as she jotted down notes:
-lovely song
-gracefully elegant form... you must teach me those moves some day!



Sol Cockatris, meanwhile, produced a quill pen which he dipped into a bottle of ink. Without any further ado, he began scribbling furiously in his notepad.

Ah, a Tchaikovsky piece. Truly, a melodic feast for the ears... is what I would say if I didn't have to watch this utterly detestable piece of hellspawn butchering the experience with the travesty it so wrongfully refers to as "dance!" I say, what on earth IS that disgusting creature, anyway? Some form of a mosquito-snake hybrid attached to a heavy-duty mining drill? And don't even get me started on those spiny protrusions surrounding what I'll assume is supposed to be the hips! Truly, whomever built that reploid must have been high off of battery acid to have come up with such an absolute mindfuck of a being! My apologies, madame, but your talent equates to that of of a cardboard box submerged in a murky swamp! In fact, let it be known that I would gain more entertainment out of spinning said box around as it floats in said swamp! The music is, by far, the only saving grace of your otherwise lackluster show of mobility. For that, I won't kill you just this moment. NEXT!
ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Gyro watched the performance and wrote down on his blue paper:

-Impressive performance, worthy of my top score... Must find out if she's single.
-Must remember to let people know I only give top score, half score, or no score at all and symbolize it with thumb up, thumb sideways, and thumb down.
-I almost forgot to mention the song's lovely..
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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It took Dr. Light a few moments to remember to write down his opinions as he was enthralled by the dance.

- Subject moves with the serene grace ne who is truly passionate about dancing should have.
- The song is wonderful.
- This truly makes me happy to know howfar things ahve come since my early days with robotics. I never could have predicted such...humanity.


"*Sniff* Silence Funk...this is beautiful." Planet Man wipes the tears from his eyes as he watched.
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
Epsilon looked closely at every move Mandrago made before writing down his judgement on his paper.

- Admittedly, ballet is not my cup of tea...however, I should not let this cloud my judgement.
- Dances perfectly, it is as if she was made to do this.
- It must be said, the song suits her quite well.
- It makes me feel relaxed and at peace with the world...two things I have not felt in a long time.

He smiled after he wrote those things down.
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[1:54:42 AM] Brungalo says: you could say hes metabad... ASS


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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Eventually, Mandrago wrapped up her act. She did a curtsy as the applause poured in and then made her way towards the backstage area, passing Blizzard Buffalo on her way. "You're up next, sweetums," she quipped, giving him a peck on the cheek.

***

Fool and Abuelo took the stage again. "For the next act," said Fool, "we think it'd be best to turn down the florescent lights."

"What for?" asked Abuelo.

"Well, our next contestant is making ice sculptures..."

"Yes, he does make nice sculptures. What's your point?"

"ICE! ICE sculptures!"

"Wha?? Who ever heard of a rice sculpture?"

"Never mind... ladies and gentlemen, Blizzard Buffalo with ice sculptures!"

With that, the two exited the stage.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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Blizzard waits for Mandrago to leave stage before taking her hand and 'kissing' the back of it. "Nice work." He then heads out onto the stage. Buffalo looks at the crowd apathetically. He was now all business. He then begins to generate a huge cube of ice.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"A sculpture of a cube? What are ya, joking me?" whispered Three-eyed Monty.

Jammingman hissed at his translator.

"Right, sorry. Jeeze."

Jammingman watched the ice cube with interest, waiting to see what form it would take.

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"Noble Mondrago's act was quite magnificent." whispered Ra Moon. "We're sure this will be interesting too."

"Hey, if you keep yapping, we're gonna miss it." hissed Hermit. "Now shush."

Mu gave Hermit a stern look.

"What? You're not supposed to talk during a preformance!" said Hermit.

"Hey, kero. Don't make me have to throw you out, kero." warned Toadman.exe as he shined a flashlight in Hermit's face. "Respect the preformers, kero."

"But I- That is he-" Hermit sighed in defeat and sank in his seat, muttering to himself.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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"Are you people quite done yet? I need concentration." Buffalo yells at the people talking. He then turns to his work and shuts his eyes for a moment, slowly breathing in and out. Then his eye open and his hands spring to life, slowly chipping away at the Ice.
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The Wildebeast
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Tonion started to jot down notes again as the sculpture was being crafted.

- Not bad so far
- May deduct points due to unprofessional behavior (snapping at audience)
- Nice entrance


***

Now this should be interesting, thought Funk, giving Buffalo his undivided attention.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Jammingman nodded, and watched. He took note of Buffalo's fluid movements, his lack of nervousness. Thus far, his interest was piqued, but he wasn't that impressed yet.

***

Toadman.exe was about to say something about the preformers not taking the usher's job, but Snipe grabbed him and dragged him off into a corner.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Buffalo stopped. "A 1/1000th scale replication of Neo Arcadia, rich in retail down to the last window." He then used his presevation tech to create a cryo field around it to make it unmeltable.

"Damn...near as I can tell just by lookin' it's spot on." Guts Man says, looking at it hard.
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The Wildebeast
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Tonion gasped as he saw the finished product, scribbling down the following notes:

- Absolutely amazing... and in such little time, too!

***

"Ay dios mio..." whispered Lucha Sable.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Gyro wrote down once again on his blue paper putting:

-Worthy of top score, useful as a map, it's made of ice, one of Leviathan's elements, and I just plain like it.
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Dr. Light whispers and smiles. All he makes is one note.

- Blizzards outdone himself again. I just hope one day his feelings for other people can match his passion for the art.
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