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| Arcadia's Got Talent; The Neo Arcadia Talent Show | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 15 2009, 03:41 PM (8,966 Views) | |
| The Wildebeast | Feb 15 2009, 03:41 PM Post #1 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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An annual show compiling the athletic, musical, artistic, comedic and literary talents of people all across Neo Arcadia. Ever since its conception in 2046, the money earned from ticket sales has been used to help those who were left broke, homeless, and otherwise alone as a result of the Alpha Wars. The audience's collective chatter filled Doppler Hall as they waited for the show to begin. I can't believe they didn't count mutilating flesh as a 'talent', Slash Man thought as he sat in the back row. Oh well... let's see what these guys have got in store for us. Backstage, the room was abuzz with participants preparing for the night ahead of them. I'm more than a little nervous, thought Sandy, tuning her guitar. I've never really performed in front of a crowd as large as this one before. "Do...re...mi...fa...so...la...ti...do," sang Laura Holiday, warming up for her act. Quick Man and Noble Mandrago were seen doing various stretching exercises in one corner of the room, preparing for their demonstrations of breakdancing and ballet, respectively. This is a big night, old man, thought Abuelo to himself as he rested on a bench. Being called up to host the show... you've really outdone yourself this time. (OOC: This is open to anyone. You can introduce your character as a participant, a host to accompany Abuelo, an audience member, an usher... anything, really. One condition: when you introduce a character as a participant, make it clear what his/ her act is generally going to consist of.) |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Avi | Feb 15 2009, 04:41 PM Post #2 |
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Puppies. <3
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Backstage, the Gemini Spark twins were helping the Green Biker Dude prepare for his big act. Gem-B carried in a small, wooden ramp, while Gem-W was tinkering with the Dude's bike. The latter of which was cackling madly with every motion of the wrench held in her golden hand... Meanwhile, the GBD himself sat his rump on a storage container, rocking back and forth in place, cockeyed and smiling stupidly with his tongue hanging out. |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 15 2009, 05:44 PM Post #3 |
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
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"Ok, set the pipe organ right there Guardian, that's the perfect spot!" said Cobra as he walked in "As you wish Master Omega!" said Guardian in a strained tone as he was struggling, trying not to drop it in a way that'd break it Guardian then slowly set down the pipe organ and released his grip on it, he then started to pant from exhaustion. "Good, good. Now to tune this thing." said Cobra as he cracked each knuckle 6 times Cobra the pressed various keys on the organ to make sure each one had the right sound. Cobra then said in a dark tone "Perfect as usual.. GYAH HA HA HA!" "Right... I'll go ahead and bring in that french horn for me now..." said Guardian as he walked out All of a sudden Drakelor and Armarando came in carrying a Harpsichord and a Grand Piano. "You two as well..? Oh great...!" said Cobra as he facepalmed "Shut it Cobra! After you see my wonderful performance on the Grand Piano, it'll make your pipe organ seem like a toy piano!" said Drakelor --- "Why did I agree to help you two again?" asked Porkler as he carried three rings and a flamethrower "Because otherwise I'll kill you, you cyborg oaf!" said B.D. as he carried in Kaiser's bike, and a ramp "Shut it both of ya, or you'll both be blown the fuck up!" said Kaiser as he got annoyed --- Thornacus walked in and looked around the audience and said "Good, good, we're at the right place. Gemini, Emeraldo, Rubalina, follow me!" "As you wish Lord Zornillion." said Gemini "Al-alright then.." said Rubalina "I wonder what talent there will be..." said Emeraldo |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 15 2009, 05:57 PM Post #4 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"Why are we here?" Fefnir asks. "This is a waste of time if you ask me." "Thank God no one asked Fefnir." Noble says. "And can you stop with the yelling? Hypersensitivity to sound here." Mammon chimes in as they are followed by their partners/masters/whatever they call them Princess Pride and Shade Man. "Gah....this blows." Fefnir says. "It might be better than you think." Shade Man says. "Who knows right?" "I am looking forward to the front row seats." Pride says. "I hope to GOD Levi and the others don;t try to recruit me for some crap." Fefnir mumbles. "PERFECT!!!" Tron yells out excitedly to her 40 Servbots. "your performance is excellent." "It better be...you worked us day and night for 3 days to get it." One fo the Servbots says. "#7...if you got something to say to Mommy....SAY IT." Tron glared at the Servbot in question. "We're...gonna win?" #7 gulps. "Indeed we are...because we are the Bonne Pirate family. We cannot accpet defeat." Tron says. "You think by now we did." Another Servbot says. "Hush #13." Tron says. "Thank him everyone, we practice it one more time. You will get this recreation of last act of Hamlet PERFECT." "AWWWW!!!" 39 pairs of angry eyes decent on #13, who whimpers in fear for the beating he will get later from his brothers. |
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| Briansfox | Feb 15 2009, 06:28 PM Post #5 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"Yays! A talent show!" Aquarius Theater was cleary enjoying herself. "I look foward to it as well." said Puppetman. "From what I've heard, you are an excellent preformer. Let's get this bit down pat." Psi smiled. "Well, I hope you two have fun. I have my own ventriloquism act to prepare." "Be sure not to leave me hanging." said Puppetman with a laugh. *** "Fool, you'd better not mess up my act again." said Magician. "Oh, don't worry bro!" said Fool as he started juggling Abuelo. "I'm helping this talking amulet with the openning vinettes. Oh, this is really going to be something, huh?" Magician nodded, checking all of his magic gear. "Indeed. Quite a big turnout, actually." *** "Bet one ticket, win two!" Three-eyed Monty was up to his old tricks again outside of the theater. Jammingman hissed at his metool translator. "C'mon! You never let me have any fun this entire RP!" barked Monty. *** "Alright, this plan can't fail!" said Lex Loathe with a grin. "My contacts told me that one of the Bonne family is in this act." Spade Magnets rolled his eyes. "So, what's the plan this time?" he asked, clearly not interested. "Okay, this one if very simple. First, I sabotaged the stage so that at the press of a button, it emits a loud noise that causes those accursed Servbots to scatter. Then, one of them will run into a lever I've prepared, triggering several pullies that hold a cage, and then bingo! Bonne in a cage!" Spade Magnets sighed. "This is going to end in disaster, I know it." he said. "Oh, don't be so pessimistic!" laughed Loathe as aproached the theater. "I have a good feeling about this one." *** "Everyone be sure you have your tickets ready!" said Red. "I look stupid in this uniform, kero!" complained Toadman.exe. "Pipe down." said Snipe, also in uniform. "This is the only job we have until Kuro comes back." *** "I-I'm a bit nervous." said Mistral. "I-I never preformed on a stage before..." "There's nothing to it." said Melody. "You just have to read from your book. Like you did with Gigavolt at the Dance Macabre." "O-okay..." Mistral still didn't seem that sure of herself. "It's not that big a deal." said Oliver. "It's just a simple Metool folklore, not the entire Met Texts." "I can't believe you guys duped me into this." said Marcus with a shrug. "Eh, can't be helped, I suppose." "Okay." said Mistral. "I'll try my best." |
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| Shade Man | Feb 15 2009, 06:40 PM Post #6 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"You will fail as always Terrestrial Toad." Planet Man barges past Lex at hgh speeds. "You could not outwit a Torellian Dung Parasite if we lobotmized it. So long as you do not explode the place before Nebula performs his stand up act....then I will be pleased." "You'll be great." Gigavolt says, glomping Mistral. |
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| Avi | Feb 15 2009, 06:46 PM Post #7 |
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Puppies. <3
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After catching wind of Lex Loathe's evil plot, Gem-W glared at him with utmost disappointment and spat in his direction. "So that's our competition? PFFT!!" (OOC: Need to finish my next NPC bio. I know who I want to use as a talent judge~) |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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| The Wildebeast | Feb 15 2009, 07:03 PM Post #8 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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Sandy's head turned towards Lex Loathe. "Great... now we have Snidely Whiplash here trying to get in on the competition," she muttered under her breath. *** "W-WHOA!" exclaimed Abuelo as he was being juggled. "I'm getting dizzy! Stop the ride! I'm getting dizzy!" *** "Ooh, I love ventriloquism," squealed Laura, looking in Psi's direction. "Can't wait to see your act, sugar." *** |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 15 2009, 07:15 PM Post #9 |
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
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"Why couldn't you do a bomb juggling act?!" said Porkler as he complained "BECAUSE THAT IS MY ACT SWINE!!" yelled B.D. "Shut the fuck up both of you before I shove grenades down your fucking throats!" yelled Kaiser as he was spinning a stick of dynamite on his finger He then looked at Gem-B, and Gem-W and said in a calmer tone to B.D. and Porkler "You're gonna make me look bad in front of the ladies.." B.D. just facepalmed and Porkler whispered "Hmph, showoff." --- Whir click click "Why am I even here? I don't really have a talent besides drilling and shooting lasers." said Death as he walked in "Because I am your creator AND I SAID SO!!" yelled Drakelor "Now shut up, I need to practice.." |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | Feb 15 2009, 07:19 PM Post #10 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"Mr. Loathe isn't preforming." said Spade Magnets. "We're just going to watch." He then turned to Planetman. "I've tried that logic already, Lord Planetman. It never works." he said with a sigh as he handed Red both his own and Loathe's ticket. "Just you watch, my planet-sized friend." said Loathe. "This is going to be the day I finally get my revenge on the Bonne family!" "How I've come to dispise that line." said Spade Magnets. *** "Ooh, Gigs!" said Mistral in surprise. "Don't scare me like that." She smiled. "Thanks, though. Hey, are you preforming, too?" *** "I'll aim to please." said Psi. "I'm interested to hear your singing, too." *** "Whoa, sorry." said Fool as he stopped juggling Abuelo. "Just though I'd have a bit of fun." *** "Why did you send me, me out of all your servents, to bring you to the preformance?!" Hermit was in a bad mood. "I think it would be good for you." said Mu. "You spend too much time alone. You need to sociolize with others." "Sir Mu, I am not a people person." said Hermit. "Well, everyone else were busy elsewhere." said Mu. "Now, just bare with it, alright?" Hermit sighed. "Yes, Sir Mu." he said. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 15 2009, 08:24 PM Post #11 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"Hmm....I dunno....what's this place for again?" Gigavolt asks. "He needs to get laid." Nebula says about Loathe. "He needs a desparate blind woman...preferably drunk too." "You insult me Loathe." Planet Man says. "You are planet sized Highness." Nebula says. "I meant him calling me friend. I'd rather befriend PYRON!!!" Planet Man says. "Ouch...now that's hate." Nebula winces. "NoNONONONO!! He wounds you first #1..THEN you fatally wound him!!!" Tron rolls her eyes. "From the top." "Why am I performing? I have no desire to." X complains in his Blade armour. "Dr. Cain's orders." Sigma says (OOC: In costume in his X1 form). "You need to get more invovled. So we will be doing a swordfight." "That sounds like Zero's forte, not mine." X says. "Come on X it won't be that bad." Sigma says. "Yeah, you two are fighting for my hand in marriage for this scene. You're supposed to beat Sigma for it." Sonata says, coming out in an attractive looking and slightly revealing costume. "Or...don't you like me?" X blinks and swallows as he looks at her. Then uncontrollable his Sword comes on inexplicably. "Oh my..I assume that's a yes." Sonata giggles. |
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| The Wildebeast | Feb 15 2009, 08:32 PM Post #12 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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"It's OK," reassured Abuelo. He then took notice to Tron Bonne and the Servbots. "Ah, Hamlet... I remember when I acted in Hamlet as part of my high school pageant... at least, I think it was Hamlet, maybe it was Macbeth..." *** "Thank you, sugar... that's sweet," said Laura. *** "A sword fight, eh?" remarked Sandy. "Legit, or acted out?" |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 15 2009, 08:36 PM Post #13 |
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"Depends on how long X spends eye humping my girlfriend." Sigma says, snapping X out of it. "Huh? What?" X says. "Uh huh..." Sigma says. |
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| The Wildebeast | Feb 15 2009, 08:39 PM Post #14 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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Sandy gently laughed, setting down her guitar and walking over to Sigma, X and Sonata. "Those are some groovy threads you've got there," she said to Sonata, stroking her outfit. "Where'd you get 'em?" |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 15 2009, 08:43 PM Post #15 |
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
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"Sword...fight?" said Cobra as he pounded a fist on some of the keys "DAMMIT, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!!" Cobra then angerly started to play an evil sounding song he arranged and composed himself Guardian then walked back in and noticed Cobra playing angerly on his organ and said "Oh great.. Who pissed off Master Omega now..!" "Don't look at me, I'm actually innocent for once.." said Drakelor |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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