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| The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill. | |
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| The Wildebeast | Jan 5 2009, 05:51 PM Post #1261 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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"Right then, one Dash Condor soup, coming right up!" chimed Sandy. On the way towards the kitchen, she stopped and turned towards Gumshoe. "Oh, it's not because of his size; I'm not exactly tiny, myself; it's just that he comes off as kind of... I dunno... strange." *** Funk glanced back towards Thornacus and grinned smugly. "It's the end of the line, white boy," he said to Edward. *** "Oh, sure, take your time," said Laura, patting Puppet Man on the head. "I'll state my request whenever you're ready." *** Finally, Quick Man's coffee was done. He poured it into a cup and guzzled it down, not even giving it a second to cool off since he loved the 'rush' he got from scalding his mouth. "EYAYAHOO!" he exclaimed as he bounced around the walls of the Dance Macabre as if he had a firecracker up his ass. |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Cobra Omega | Jan 5 2009, 06:22 PM Post #1262 |
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Cosmo Man's Dark Soul deactivated, he then said "That's enough. We have dueled long enough...for now." Cobra's Soul Unision with his future son also ran out, he then said "I agree. Besides I need a break before I duel Meté." Cobra then walked back to his seat. *** Gemini and Armarando then stopped playing the music and stood up. Gemini said "I know your mission was a failure Armrando, but did you see her in there?" "You mean Aquarius? Yeah I saw her." said Armarando Just as Armarando finished that Gemini switched to his Dark Dragon face, knocked on the women's restroom door, and said "Aquarius! I know you're in there! I have found you, It's your turn again!" |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Metabad | Jan 5 2009, 06:26 PM Post #1263 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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Before Thornacus came in, Edward began to laugh. "Ha ha ha, Ms.Goulet, if I knew the current whereabouts of Mr.Xenocrates then I would not be here asking you about it." He abruptly stopped laughing. "But honestly, I have not the slightest clue as to where he could be." It was at this point that Thornacus came in. Edward's left eye twitched as soon as he was called 'Eddy' twice for that matter, he tried keeping his cool by readjusting his tie, but could not hold in his rage. "It’s…it’s EDWARD YOU MEDDLESOME CURR!" Edward yelled as he whacked Thornacus with his cane. "Get that through your head, you uneducated brute!" He whacked Thornacus again and took a few deep breaths. He stroked his hair back and calmed down shortly afterwards. "...Are you kidding me?! He hates being called Eddie?" Flame Stag said. Edward approached Flame Stag and held his cane up against Flame Stag's neck, pressing hard against it. "Either address me by my full name...or don't say it at all." Edward whacked Flame Stag upside the head with his cane. "...Wrong move, buddy!" Flame Stag said as he shot some red fireballs at Edward. Edward just looked at his watch and immediately teleported behind Flame Stag. "What the hell?" Flame Stag said as the fireballs hit a far off tree instead. "Your aim is almost as awful as your putrid stench." Edward remarked. Flame Stag fell silent and just turned around, giving Edward one of the coldest glares ever. "What did you just say?" Flame Stag asked. "You heard me very well, road trash." Edward insulted Flame Stag once more. "Alright, I was just irritated with you before...but now I'm fucking pissed off!" Flame Stag yelled as he coated himself in black fire. "Oh please." Edward chuckled. "General Catfish has seen enough, time to take this maggot out of commission!" Volt Catfish yelled as he shot rapidly at Edward, who just snapped his fingers and teleported all around the place. "What?" Volt Catfish yelled out, immediately ceasing his fire. "Impossible!" "If none of you will tell me where Mr.Xenocrates is..." Edward said in mid-teleportation. "Then I'll just have him come to me..." Edward opened his palm and a green orb came out of his hand. Edward nodded and the orb flew off into the distance. Flame Stag didn't bother asking what that was, he was too busy shooting out black fireballs and trying to land a hit on Edward, eventually a black fireball almost hit him...but it phased right through him. "What the...?" Flame Stag scratched his head, as Edward just laughed. Flame Stag soon looked enraged again as he took out his whip and cracked it at him. Yuda was standing idly by, apparently still waiting for the opportune moment to strike. |
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| Cobra Omega | Jan 5 2009, 06:40 PM Post #1264 |
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Thornacus got slightly angry after Edward's first whack against him seeing as his half of his mask fell off. "Relax.. Just relax.. IT WAS ONLY HALF OF THE FUCKING MASK..!! just relax" Thornacus thought to himself After Edward whacked him the second time his entire mask fell off. Thornacus started twitch like crazy as he eyes turned from yellow to red in about 0.5 seconds, he tried to keep cool, but he was also waiting for the right moment to strike. Drakelor and Craothe then walked up and saw Thornacus' mask was gone. They both stayed silent, but they also knew things weren't good. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| The Wildebeast | Jan 5 2009, 06:54 PM Post #1265 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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Funk looked up at the orb curiously. What in the blue hell is that? I've never seen him do that before... man, takin' down this bitch is goin' to be harder than I thought. Funk turned both of his arms into submachine guns, but Francoise stepped in front of him. "Monsieur Funk, this is not going to work. We have to sneak up on him somehow!" "Yeah, OK, but we have to-" "I'll tell you what you have to do." Francoise's voice dropped to a whisper. "I'll run off and sneak up behind him while you, Flame Stag, Volt Catfish and Thornacus threaten him with your weapons... but DO NOT FIRE. If you fire he will teleport away. Keep him in place and before he has a chance to act, I'll swing my chain around his scrawny neck and restrain him... THEN you hit him with everything you've got. Pass it on." With that, disappeared into the night while Funk whispered his plan to Flame Stag, asking him to pass it on to Volt Catfish and Thornacus. |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Metabad | Jan 5 2009, 08:02 PM Post #1266 |
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Edward dodged Flame Stag's whip with ease. "Hmm?" Flame Stag listened closely to what Funk had to say. Once Funk told him to pass it on, Flame Stag breifly thought about it. "Well, I guess it could work..." Flame Stag nodded and walked over to Thornacus. "You must be this 'Thornacus' person Funk mentioned..." Flame Stag said, he then found out that Thornacus was twitching. "...You alright?" He asked. "Well, whatever, I gotta pass this on..." Flame Stag then whispered the plan to Thornacus, once he was done he told him to pass it on to Volt Catfish. *** "General Catfish can't seem to snipe this maggot." Volt Catfish said. "He'll have to go to ground level..." Volt Catfish then jumped off the rooftop and landed on his stomach. "Alright maggot, now you'll get yours!" He reloaded his M-19 *** It is only a matter of time... Edward thought, he grinned shortly afterwards. |
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| Cobra Omega | Jan 5 2009, 08:09 PM Post #1267 |
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Thornacus just laughed going "Kee ha ha!" in a creepy way and then told the plan to Volt Catfish Thornacus' head started spin around like what happened to that one person in the 'Exorcist' for 5 seconds and then waited for the plan to begin. Drakelor whispered to himself "Note to self.. Do NOT get Thornacus angry.." *** Guardian said to Rubalina "So.. Lady Rubalina. What qualities did you like about me..?" Rubalina then said "Well. Your kind, protective, multi-talented, there's so much I could list, but that'd take too long." "Ahh... I see.." said Guardian They both became silent, trying to think of what to say to the other next. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Metabad | Jan 5 2009, 10:00 PM Post #1268 |
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General Catfish can't say that he agrees wholeheartedly on this plan...holding off an attack? That's not really his style. Volt Catfish thought for awhile. ...Then again we'll be giving him a good pummeling later on...so General Catfish supposes that he's alright with it, as long as he gets in some good shots on that snob maggot later on! "Alright snob maggot, are you ready to taste lead?" Volt Catfish said, pointing his gun at Edward Gavino, trying to look as threatening as possible. Edward just covered his mouth and yawned. "Please, your empty threats mean nothing to me..." Edward said after the yawn. "What about my threats? Believe me, they're not so empty..." Flame Stag asked as he encased both his hands in red fire. Volt Catfish waddled over to Flame Stag and whispered. "Stag, what are you doing? We're not supposed to attack him." Flame Stag just smirked. "Easy big fella' I'm just getting warmed up...for the real hell we're going to give him later on." Flame Stag whispered back. "I know what I'm doing, don't worry 'bout it." Volt Catfish looked a little concerned, but shook it off. "Well, if you say so..." "You people bore me..." Edward said while looking at his watch. "General Catfish here is a trained professional, he'll blow your ass sky high if he has to!" Volt Catfish yelled out. |
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| Cobra Omega | Jan 5 2009, 10:19 PM Post #1269 |
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Thornacus took out his claws, put them on, and started to spin around rapidly attempting to hit Edward, but missed on purpose so that it would distract him |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Jan 5 2009, 10:48 PM Post #1270 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"...practically a married couple." Mega Man chimes in. "ROCK!!" Sonata blushes. Sigma's eyes were wide after hearing Mega Man say that. "You ok Sigma?" X asks. "Guh?" Was all the Maverick Hunter commander could say. "Amazing, one word and you're down for the count." X shook his head. Cubit kins of smiled. "You're welcome." |
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| Cobra Omega | Jan 6 2009, 02:37 AM Post #1271 |
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Armarando became bored of watching Gemini bang on the Women's restroom door and walked over to Guardian and Rubalina "You are one of Lord Omega's Guardians right?" said Armarando "That is correct, I already know that you work with Lord Alpha as his ultimate Dark Warrior, and I can tell that you wish to duel me.. Is it ok if I do it Rubalina, I know we both don't usually like to fight, but this is for fun." said Guardian Rubalina nodded and said "If that is what you wish Guardian." Guardian then switched to Holy Elemental mode and held Excalibur II in his right hand and then said "Whenever you are ready, where will we be doing it?" Armrando then said "I doubt M'lord and Lord Omega will be using the stage for some time, so I say we use the stage and make sure we don't hit the statues that the Ice Buffalo guy made." "Alright." said Guardian as he started to walk to the stage They both got to the stage and realized they had no music "I don't usually like to have music distract me in battle, but it seems we just got another habit from our Masters." said Guardian and Armarando at the same time Guardian then said "I will get a music player." Guardian then walked up to Cobra and asked "Master Omega, may I borrow your music player?" "Yeah, yeah. Sure go ahead, I'm relaxing anyways." said Cobra He then whispered "That, and I'm waiting for Sandy again.." They both then smiled as Guardian walked off with the music player. "I got it!" said Guardian as he walked onto the stage once again and set it down, he then set the song to a remix of Battle on the Big Bridge from FFV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e7n5WrzteI&fmt=18) Armarando then took out his Caladbolg and said "Now we fight!" Guardian and Armarando started clashing blades, and using various abilities as they went throughout the stage. *** Cobra started to feel extremely energetic after Guardian turned on the song and then stood up and said in a dramatic way "Long have I sought the blade of legend... Scoured the furthest marches, East and West! And now my search brings me here! To you! Your weapons are foreit to me!" Just as Cobra finished that he pointed towards Guardian, though Guardian did not know his master was talking about him since he was busy fighting. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | Jan 6 2009, 08:17 AM Post #1272 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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Psi giggled. "Not exactaly how I'd word it, but..." Aquarius Theater, fearing that she was discovered, shouted: "There's nobody in!" She then said to herself aloud: "That was really fucking stupid..." Mistral smiled at Rubilina, distracted from her book. Melody sat down next to Emeraldo. "I'm happy for your sister." said she. "She's found true love." |
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| Kuro Nagareboshi | Jan 6 2009, 10:38 AM Post #1273 |
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Boom! Headshot!
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Fake Man laughed at the scene between Psi and Sigma, the Maverick Hunter commander's expression having been priceless from Mega Man's remark. "Commander you ok!?" Fake Man asked in between laughs. |
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| Cobra Omega | Jan 6 2009, 01:07 PM Post #1274 |
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Emeraldo said "Yeah. I'm happy for her too. Though I do find it ironic that she stayed with Cobra, and then decides to go for his sidekick. But if it makes her happy, then It makes me happy too. Rubalina smiled back at Mistral. *** Gemini said "Aha! You ARE in there! I was just guessing, but you really are in there after all, I am so smart!" *** Guardian and Armarando continued to fight, but Cobra entranced by the music joined in the fight and got hit by both of them accidently and knocked him down. Cobra quickly got back up and took out a sword that resembled Squall's 'Punishment' gunblade from FFVIII appeared as he said "Hmph! I've fought worse!" Cobra then started to clash with the other two combatants. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| The Wildebeast | Jan 6 2009, 04:29 PM Post #1275 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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While Edward was distracted, Francoise made her move. She sneaked up behind Edward, took her chain out of her pocket and swung it several times around Edward's neck, pulling it tightly and pressing her foot against his back for leverage. "NOW!" she called out. *** As soon as the words left her lips, both of Funk's submachine guns went off. *** "DASH CONDOR SOUP!" called Sandy from the kitchen. She skated over to where Melody and Emeraldo were sitting and gingerly set it down on the table. "Now, I don't make the same mistake twice," she said, "so just to make sure that this WAS dash condor soup, I made Armstrong, the cook, take a taste. He said it's fine. In any event, enjoy your meal!" She then turned towards Emeraldo. "Oh, and will you be having anything tonight, sir?" *** "Hey, Puppet Man," said Laura, "you said you're a fan of country music; ya know anything by Kenny Rogers?" *** Tonion smiled back at Cubit, as sweetly as he possibly could. Then he brought his right hand to his face, kissed his forefinger and pressed it against her nose. By now a blush had formed on his face and it was deepening by the minute. |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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