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| The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill. | |
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| The Wildebeast | Jan 4 2009, 01:00 PM Post #1246 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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"Would I say it if it weren't true?" asked Laura, petting Orion and feeling his hair. *** After a while of just sitting around waiting for something to happen, Tonion approached Cubit Foxtar again. "You know," he said, "I just want to thank you again for being so kind to me. And letting me address you by your actual name; that really made me feel special." At this point his hand was touching hers; it was unclear whether this was intentional or not. |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Kuro Nagareboshi | Jan 4 2009, 01:09 PM Post #1247 |
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Boom! Headshot!
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Orion closed his eyes and let out a relaxed sigh, he hugged Laura, so happy to have someone like her. "I'm so glad, that I have a lover, like you." |
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| Briansfox | Jan 4 2009, 01:19 PM Post #1248 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"Ah, interesting." said Puppetman. "Tell me, do you know 'The City of New Orlenes'?" Glacier Le Cactank smiled. "What you call inflexible, Noble, I call impartial. But I'm glad we do see eye-to-eye on certain things." "Heh, thanks." said Marcus as he took a bite. His eyes opened wide and he turned to Sandy. "Th-this wouldn't happen to be a Burning Condor omlette, would it?" Melody failed to keep a straight face as Marcus' perdiciment. "Ah, interesting." said Ra Moon. "Well, at least he's working hard." |
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| Metabad | Jan 4 2009, 01:25 PM Post #1249 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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"Edward...hmm...where has General Catfish heard that...OH!" Volt Catfish wondered aloud. "That jerk that Xenocrates was talking about earlier? He's here, huh?" Volt Catfish said. "Well, General Catfish will keep a sharp eye out for him...no one's crashing THIS party and getting away with it! Hey Yuda!" Yuda turned towards Volt Catfish. "Yes sir?" Yuda asked. "Throw General Catfish up on that roof." Volt Catfish pointed to the Dance Macabre. Yuda picked up Volt Catfish with one hand and threw him on the roof. "ACK!" Volt Catfish yelled out. Yuda let out a metallic sounding gasp. "General! Are you alright?" He asked. "Yeah, General Catfish is alright...he just hurt his chest a little...he'll be fine." Volt Catfish took out his new M-19 and started keenly observing his surroundings. "Yuda, if you manage to spot him, take him out." Yuda nodded. "However, I am not 100% on what this unconfirmed subject looks like." "Hmm...same here, hey Funk! What does this Edward maggot look like?" Volt Catfish asked Funk. *** "Erm...who are you talking about, exactly?" Flame Stag asked Francoise. |
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| The Wildebeast | Jan 4 2009, 05:04 PM Post #1250 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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Funk began to rattle off Edward's physical characteristics. "OK, he's white; REALLY white; with dark hair; and a pointy nose; and he usually wears a suit..." *** "Edward Gavino, the most unpleasant man I ever had the misfortune to meet, let alone work with," said Francoise. "I cannot stand the man, and if what Funk said was true; that he's here; then only trouble lies in our future, and I will not stand for that." *** "Um... uh oh," Sandy murmured nervously. "Our chef must've gotten the ingredients mixed up... why do they have to look exactly the same?! Hold on, I'll go fetch you some water!" And with that, she dashed into the kitchen, filled a glass and half- slam- half- dropped it on Marcus's table. Unfortunately, she put the glass down with such force that she accidentally dented the table top. She looked down in surprise at the damage she inadvertently caused and let out a sheepish, "Sorry..." The Crimson Twilight Band is going to kiiiiiill me... *** "And I'm glad I have a lover like you, snugglemuffin," cooed Laura as she sat down on Orion's lap and wrapped her arms around his neck. She momentarily turned towards Puppet Man. "The City of New Orleans? Ain't that by Arlo Guthrie?" |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Shade Man | Jan 4 2009, 05:19 PM Post #1251 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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Guts Man wheeled past Sandy and noticed what she did. "One sec, pick up yer stuff Marcus." Once fone, Guts man smacked the bottm of the table, fixing the dent. "I'm like The Fonz of structural damage." "Been there many times." Shade laguhs befor eeh begins to play it. |
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| Metabad | Jan 4 2009, 05:30 PM Post #1252 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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"...He sounds like a pain in the ass." Flame Stag said. "I'll help you all put him in his place...if it comes down to that." He took out his whip and began twirling it about. "Alright, General Catfish will look for any snobby looking white guys." Volt Catfish observed the area once more. "General Catfish, your metallic colouring appears to be a shade of white as well." Yuda said. "General Catfish doesn't have anything against white guys mind you, but he does hate maggots, and this Edward sounds like a total maggot." Volt Catfish replied. "Alright Yuda, General Catfish will look for Edward from above, you can search for him at ground level." Yuda nodded and began wandering the place, looking for anyone who matched Edward's description. "Oh, and Stag!" Volt Catfish yelled to Flame Stag. "Hmm?" Volt Catfish tossed Flame Stag two revolvers. "Just incase your whip doesn't cut it...consider it a late Christmas present." Volt Catfish nodded. "Thanks but no thanks, my whip is just fine. How tough can a snob be anyways?" Volt Catfish just shrugged. "Alright, then, your loss." Volt Catfish said to Flame Stag, afterwards he looked out for Edward once more. *** Where is that ungrateful brute? Edward Gavino thought to himself as he was walking. "I give him a mission, and he has the nerve to ditch me in the middle of my briefing? Well, he will not get away with that." He looked ahead and saw those who awaited his arrival, he laughed a little. "Quite the welcome party, is it not?" Edward said to himself. *** Volt Catfish saw Edward Gavino, he took out his binoculars and looked through them just to make sure. "Is that him?" Volt Catfish asked as he pointed to Edward. *** Shadow burst out of the mens washroom. "God damn that place stunk to high hell..." he said. "'Least I got some time to myself, though." He started walking but tripped over the unconcious Cloudman. "WHAT THE HELL?!" He yelled out as he tripped. He soon regained his balance and looked over at Cloudman. "I'm glad he got what's coming to him!" He kicked Cloudman once and walked over to an empty seat and sat down. "I wonder if there are any radios here..." he said aloud to himself. |
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| The Wildebeast | Jan 4 2009, 05:43 PM Post #1253 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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Sandy's face brightened up. "I know who you are!" she exclaimed. "You're Guts Man, of Guts N' Brawn Reconstruction! You know, I have so much respect for the work all of you do; if it wasn't for Guts N' Brawn, my diner probably wouldn't be standing in Neo Arcadia City today!" She reached over and lightly hugged Gutsman. "So thanks for that... and thanks for fixing this here table! Sorry to trouble, you, though..." She glanced back towards Marcus. "Oh, and sorry for the little mix- up in the kitchen." *** "Yeah, that's him alright," said Funk. "We'll show that SOB exactly what happens when he crosses us brohams. Let's wait until he comes a little closer, though." *** Francoise eyed Edward in the distance. "That's him, mon chéri!" she exclaimed. She put one hand on Flame Stag's shoulder. "Let us show him what we are made of!" *** Finally, Quick Man found an electrical socket in the wall. He eagerly dumped in his Christmas coffee, plugged the coffee machine and waited for the magic to begin. *** Laura began to hum along to the tune of Shade Man's guitar. |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Briansfox | Jan 4 2009, 07:21 PM Post #1254 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"Yeppers, one of my faves." said Puppetman. He then began to sing: Good morning, America, how are ya? Say, don't you know me? I'm your native son. I'm that train they call the City of New Orleans. I'll be gone five hundread miles when the day is done. ~The City of New Orleans, Arlo Guthrie Psi nodded. "He's pretty good, isn't he?" "No problem at all." said Marcus, still struggling with his mouth feeling like it was on fire. "Not your fault." Melody couldn't contain herself. She burst out laughing. "Glad you find this funny, cuz." said Marcus. "Damnit, now everything's going to be tasting like leather for three days." |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Metabad | Jan 4 2009, 08:27 PM Post #1255 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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"Alright, we'll wait a bit...but, holy sweet smokes, General Catfish's trigger finger is itching...badly." Volt Catfish said. "So, that's him? He looks more sinister than I imagined..." Flame Stag said. He then touched Francoise's hand. "But I'm sure we'll do fine against him, my darli-" "Save it for the club, Romeo." Volt Catfish interrupted. Edward at last approached the group and forcefully smiled, trying to look as elegant as possible, he took a bow. "Hello, my friends." Edward said. "How are you all on this fine day?" He asked. "Hmm..." Volt Catfish said. "He doesn't seem that bad...are you sure this is the guy you were talking about, Funk?" "Are you kidding me?" Flame Stag said. "I could spot this guy's phony act from a mile away." "Well well, I see you two have made some friends." Edward glanced over at Flame Stag and Volt Catfish, clutching his cane in both hands. "Well, since you are so...insistent on being so uncivilized." Edward looked over at Flame Stag specifically. "I'll cut to the chase...I'm looking for my friend, Mr.Xenocrates, do any of you know where he is?" He pointed his cane at all of them. "Speak up, there is no need to be shy..." he stroked his beard. Yuda just stood there, preparing to attack if Edward made any sudden movements. |
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| Shade Man | Jan 5 2009, 03:48 AM Post #1256 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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Guts Man blushed. "Heh, no probs. It's what I do." "I feel your pain Pal. Our chef's rather flakey, though gladly his cooking has improved." Gumshoe says. "A huge leap from back when he started up Tres Bien." "Wait...dat creepy fella with the aromatherapy bottles?" Guts gulped. " Stromgarm...or somethin'?" "Jean Armstrong...yeah...seems the Boss is all about helping reformed criminals. Can't blame him, after all, he's one himself." Gumshoe says. |
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| The Wildebeast | Jan 5 2009, 03:27 PM Post #1257 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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"Hey, that's pretty good," Laura said to Puppet Man. "Maybe some day we could do a joint performance together, like a blend of comedy and music! Oh, and d'ya mind if I make a request after you and Shade Man are done with 'City of New Orleans'?" *** "Is that his name?" asked Sandy. "Strongarm? He makes me feel a little uneasy whenever I'm around him, to be honest... can't pinpoint why. Well, onto my next customer!" She looked over at Melody, whose outburst of laughing caught her attention. "Hungry, ma'am?" she asked, getting out a notepad and pencil. *** "Your friend, Xenocrates," said Funk, "was here, trying to, you know, chill for just one night but he teleported away when he saw you. I don't know where he is..." *** Francoise stepped forward, towards Edward. "But we think that you do." |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Cobra Omega | Jan 5 2009, 05:09 PM Post #1258 |
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
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Thornacus saw Edward and said to Drakelor and Craothe "Excuse me for a second..." Thornacus walked over to Edward and said "Well, well, well... What the 'ell are you doing this place 'Eddy'?" He then noticed that Xeno was gone "Oh wait. Nevermind "Eddy', I figured it out myself. Mweheehee!" Thornacus then had a sly grin under his mask |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Jan 5 2009, 05:12 PM Post #1259 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"Naw...it's Armstrong. And don't worry, you won't feel wierd around him because of his size....he's rather....umm...effeminite." Gumshoe says. |
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| Briansfox | Jan 5 2009, 05:28 PM Post #1260 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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Puppetman finished singing. "Sorry, Laura. Give me some time to recoup. It's just a very emotional song for me." Melody composed herself. "Huh? Oh, uh... Some Dash Condor Soup will do nicely." "Well, met hats are about dry." said Oliver. All of the metools got their met hats and put them back on. Psi looked over at Sonata. "I was just wondering something." said she. "It's not my place to pry, but to me it seems that you and Sigma are... You know..." Psi started to blush. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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