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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
Topic Started: Nov 3 2008, 02:42 PM (102,785 Views)
Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
Flame Stag blushed a little more from being called 'cutie' and Xenocrates chuckled at how red Flame Stag's face was getting. "Yeah, hi." Flame Stag stuck out his hand, and Xenocrates shook it. "A pleasure to meet you, I am Xenocrates but you may call me Xeno for short...Stag, I hope you and I become good friends."

"Have either of you met Funk's new friends, General Catfish and Yuda?" Xenocrates asked. Flame Stag rolled his eyes a little. "Unfortunately, I have..." Flame Stag said. Xeno then replied "Unfortunately? They don't seem like bad people." "Well, Catfish and I just don't see eye to eye on many things." Flame Stag frowned a little, but then smiled as he looked back at Francoise. "I'm so glad I had the pleasure of meeting Francoise though."

Xeno nodded. "You two seem to be getting along very well." Xeno leaned over the table. "Say...would either of you happen to have a paint brush?" Flame Stag searched his jacket pockets but didn't find any. "I don't, sorry."

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Volt Catfish shook his head. "General Catfish is no celebrity, far from it...he's just a general of Doppler's army." Yuda nodded. "I believe that this sudden praise we are processing suprises even the general."

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Cloudman looked around, still on the ground. "Hellloooooo? Some one help me uuuup? ...Please?" He started rolling around. "Come on guys, I can't get up."
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"Pleasure? Merci beaucoup," said Francoise, eyes pointing down at the floor. "I must say, you sure do know how to melt a girl's heart."

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Quick Man ran up to Cloud Man and hoisted him onto his feet.

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"General of Doppler's army, eh? Well, that's still somethin', right?" said Funk. "In any event, you're still my bro, famous or not." He then glanced over at Flame Stag. "Hey, I know we almost came to blows earlier tonight, but anyone who can get himself a fine woman like Francoise has my respect!"

"Funk!" cried Francoise, trying her best to sound indignant and attempting to hide her blush with her left hand (she held Flame Stag's hand with her right).

"Sorry, sorry... wait, Xeno, a paintbrush was what you said you needed? ANYONE IN THE HOUSE HAVE A PAINTBRUSH?" Funk called out.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Thornacus then took out an Ace of Diamonds, and turned it into a Paintbrush and said "Is this your item? Mweheehee."

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Death ex Machina walked up to Thornacus, and Gemini and said to Gemini.

Whir click click "The word 'Machina' is also in your name? That is a weird, and yet good coincedence."

"Indeed." said Gemini "*click click* Just don't get in my way! *click click*"
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"I'm alright." said Mistral. "It's just that the scene was very emotional." She composed herself, and continued reading.

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The Ghost of Chirstmas Yet to Come had led Theta to a cemetary.  Everything was dark and still.  Theta turned to the ghost.

"Spirit, why have you brought me here?" he asked. "Besides Alpha, there's no one here that I'd want to mourn."

The spirit pointed to a tombstone that was covered with dust.

"Yes, I'm aware that's a tombstone." said Theta. "What do you want me to do?"

The ghost pointed again.  Theta sighed, and walked over to it.  He couldn't make it out, since it was dark.  Suddenly, a flash of light illuminated the engraving, and rain began to pour from the sky.  The tombstone said: "Here lies Theta."

"Well, is that supposed to scare me?" asked Theta. "Of cource I would eventually die!  Nothing is immortal!"

The spirit pointed again.  Another flash of lightning, and the inscription became fully illuminated.  Underneath the name, it said: "2043-2051."

Theta became enraged. "What is the meaning of this?!" he barked at the spirit. "This is not a real future!  What, people care more about some pathetic young Starjin than me?!  Are you saying that if I don't change my ways, I'll die before the year is through?!"

He drew his knives. "Right then.  I won't go down without a fight!"

He charged for the spirit, but the ghost of Chirstmas Yet to Come had nothing to fear from the attack.  Theta phased through the spirit completly, but was still mad.

"Listen here!" he bellowed. "I will not change!  This won't be the future!  You'll see!  You'll all see!  I-"

Suddenly, the ground opened up below Theta's feet.  Finally, the spirit spoke.

"You dwell in sin, Theta.  In trying to live your brother's twisted dream, you have become the Devil himself.  And you'll meet him where you're going.  Whether this vision is true or not depends on your actions, and the actions of others.  If you don't want it to come true, then change.  However, if you don't mind the way things are going now, then I'm sure Hades will love the company.  Good bye, Theta."

With that, Theta awoke in his normal state.  He wasn't the owner of some business.  Indy was not his subordinate.  None of it happened.  It was all a dream.  A dream that meant nothing to him.

Well, almost nothing.

Every Chirstmas afterwards, he commanded his army to send large turkey dinners to everyone who liked him or used to like him.  He thought that the small gesture would keep him alive.  Will it?  We can never be sure.  But one thing is for sure.  Theta will never go to Code Island in December.  For he always feared these four words that young Max Starry would say before the Chirstmas dinner:

"Alpha bless us, everyone."

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"Bit abrupt, isn't it?" said Marcus.

"I suppose." said Mistral with a shrug. She turned to Gigavolt Man-o-War. "Did you like that?" she asked.

Glacier Le Cactank coughed. "*whew* Doing all those voices took a lot out of me!" he said. "I need something to drink."

"That was fun!" said Aquarius Theater, putting her puppet down. "Thanks for playing with me!" She then looked at Gemini Machina, and tilted her head in confusion. "Are you my daddy?" she asked.

Psi smiled. "You were wonderful, Sigma." she said. She then turned to Pi. "As were you, dear sister."

"Hey, who did all the work here?" said Puppetman, failing to maintain a straight face.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Gemini looked at Aquarius and changed to his Cyborg assassin face and said to her "I am sorry to say this but no, I am not your father. Though you are a very pretty little girl, and I am glad I am not the only one who has two faces."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"What a fascinating story," said Grapple Man. "So emotionally... gripping... too. Did you write this yourself... Mistral?"

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"Yeah, that's what I'm looking for," said Funk, taking the paintbrush. "Hey Xeno! I got the brush you wanted!"

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"Beautiful," said Tonion. "I loved it. Glacier deserves a special mention for his voicework, if I had my way he'd be narrating documentaries like Morgan Freeman!"
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
Xeno took the paintbrush from Funk. "Thank you Funk, and you too Thornacus." He floated over to the table with his blank sheets, he took out his canvas and he was ready to paint.

Cloudman looked at Quickman. "PHEW! Thanks...hey wait, you're that guy who I ran into earlier...umm...whoIranawayfrom." Cloudman said really fast hoping that Quickman wouldn't understand him, though incase he did Cloudman got some already cooked macaroni from seemingly out of nowhere. "MACARONI?! DO YOU WANT SOME MACARONI!? HUUUUH? IT'S REALLY GOOD!"

Volt Catfish just ordered another voldka. "General Catfish zoned in and out of that story, honestly, though from what he heard it was pretty good."

Flame Stag looked a little surprised. "I...do? You really think so? Wow...I...don't know what to say..." Flame Stag said to Francoise, pretty much at a loss for words, blushing a lot more than last time. He finally managed to speak up. "Thank you...I'm so...flattered."
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"I should carve the lot of you like Christmas turkeys." Theta sneered.

Gigavolt clapped. "That was fun, you guys did good."

"Umm...thanks I guess." Sigma says nervously.

"Quit being so modest." Pi says.


"Get outside Cobra...now. I don't want to break the mood in here." Ninetails says coldly.

"Father...don't you dare..." Cubit says.

"Shut up. You ran from this, you couldn't handle it and therefore....you can't stop me you weakling little pup." Ninetails says coldly before turning his back to her. "When you're ready."
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Alright. Just let me make my final preperations." said Cobra

Cobra then took off his armor, revealing a Red shirt, jet black pants, black boots, and smaller shoulder pads similar to that of the ones on a Sayain's armor.

"Heh heh heh. I don't need any armor to protect me from this." said Cobra as he walked outside

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Thornacus turned around and saw Cobra walk outside.

"Hey Funk ol' buddy. Do you know who that 'interesting looking, but not as interesting looking as you' guy is?" said Thornacus then pointed at Cobra.
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Rydia
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Dimentio watches Cobra walk outside.
"I have a very bad feeling about this," he murmurs.
my characters are:
-the trigger-happy purple Hunter
-the inquisitive ex-space pirate
-the pacifistic Pseudoroid
-the enigmatic Interpol agent
-the hacker twins
-huntress and the hawk
-the resentful experiment
-the cynical assassin
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"You took off your armour...you are too overconfident." Ninetails says as he stands there. "You....ARE A COLOSSIAL FOOL!!" He opens his tails to three and dashes at Cobra, his Ashura Senkuu allowing him to teleport through Cobra. "SHORYUKEN!!" He nails Cobra hard from behind. "What's wrong, can't handle me at 1/3 my power level?" He then uses his Resurrection power on Cobra, healing him completely. "That's one time I jut almost killed you and the fight has barely begun. You moron...why are you underestimating my strength? I fight with killing intent every time. A warrior needs to fight ike that all the time."
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Mistral smiled. "I'm glad you liked it, then." she said. "This is the first time I have ever shared my book with someone else. It feels quite nice, actually."

"Thank you for the compliment." said Glacier Le Cactank to Tornado Tonoin. "I don't feel like I've done anything spectacular, though. Did wear me out quite a bit."

Aquarius Theater tilted her head again at Gemini Machina. "Then, are you my brother?" she asked.

"Pi, it's amazing how much we think alike." said Psi with a smile.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Boom! Headshot!
"I know what you mean."Kuro responded, suddenly standing beside Dimentio.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Cobra said to Ninetails "That...was impressive...I'll put my armor back on and try again.."

Cobra walked inside put all of his armor back on and walked out again

"Whenever you are ready. I'll fight with full strength this time." said Cobra

***

Gemini said to Aquarius "Hmm.. I have no idea."

Thornacus frowned under his mask and then said to her "No he is not. As sad as it is, I built him, and I would've remembered building you too if I did so. Hence that possibility of being related to him is out of the question."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"That guy?" asked Funk. "That's Cobra... we ran into each other once before." He then looked over at Xeno. "Watcha paintin'?"

***

"Merci," whispered Francoise, snuggling Stag and burying her face in his chest. "You know how much it means to me to make you happy."

***

"It does feel wonderful to share one's work with the world," said Grapple Man. "What else have you written? From what I have seen... you have an original... creative... mind."

***

"Yeah, your voice must be exhausted," said Tonion. "Go rest it; I'll stop bugging you now."

***

Quick Man rolled his eyes and then, out of nowhere, did a standing backflip. "YOU donthavetopretendidontknowthatyouditchedme, whydyouleavemelikethat, bythewayimnothungryyoucankeepyourmacandcheese."

***

"What a beautiful story," whispered Laura, shedding a tear.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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