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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Francoise took Flame Stag by the hand and led him out the door. "Would you like to rest outside the doorway, Cheri, or would you prefer to wander the city?"

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Funk shook his head at Volt Catfish. "Man, the size of your mouth ain't got nothin' to do with how fast you can drink... it's all in the throat."

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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
"Well, I've already rested quite a bit inside...I think I'll wander around for awhile." Flame Stag responded, he then looked over at Francoise. "But, only if you will walk with me..." he smiled.

Volt Catfish laughed a little. "Yeah, that's true...but when you're a guy like General Catfish and you've been waiting this long for a drink, downing a drink like that seems like nothing." Yuda looked over at Volt Catfish. "Impressive" Yuda said.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Snipe Anteater stared at Dimentio. "Big fan of Paper Mario, aren't you?" he inquired.

"Matey, you don't know who you're dealing with!" barked Meté as he approached General Nebula. "I be Captain Elmleg Meté, Scourge of the Seven Skies, and the most feared Met Pirate around! So don't cross me!"

Mistral continued to read, and the puppet show continued.

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The spirit directed Theta to a more run-down part of the city. "Do you recognize this place?" the ghost asked.

"Why, this is Indiana Starry's home!" said Theta. "What are we doing here?"

"Just watch." said the spirit.

Soon enough, Theta's Starjin taskman was approaching down the road, carrying little Max Starry on his shoulders and singing a happy tune.  His mother, Dallas, looked out the front door and saw him returning.

"Hurry up, Gigavolt!" she called to one of her other sons. "Indy's coming home with Max!  We should have dinner on the table."

"Coming, Pretty One-Eyed Grandmother!" called Gigavolt Man-o-War as he set the table.  As he did so, Kuro and Mutt were horsing around, and almost made Gigavolt drop the plates.

"C'mon, you two." Dallas scolded. "Those are the only plates we have.  Now, go wash up.  Indy's going to be home soon."

Kuro and Mutt nodded, and rushed out to the pump.  Just then, Indy came through the door.

"Let's have a look inside." the Ghost of Chirstmas Present said.  With that, he grabbed Theta's hand, and the two of them passed through the wall, and into Indy's small abode.

"I'm home, ma!" said Indy as he sat Max down at the dinnertable.

Little Max couged a little. "Hello, ma." he said before coughing again.

"It's good to see you home, son." said Dallas. "Dinner's just about ready.  I'm just going to go fetch Max his medicine."

"Medicine?" asked Theta.

"Yes," said the spirit, "poor Max here caught a cold, and because you wouldn't give the Starrys a decent salery, they can't afford a doctor, much less enough medicine to last the year."

"And I should care why?" asked Theta.

"Keep it in mind, it will become important later." said the ghost.

"I hate all this secrecy." Theta stated, a bit angered.

"Shh." the ghost responded. "Just watch."

Theta continued the watch as the Starrys sat down to dinner.  It appeared that they had very little food to go around.

"Let us say grace." said Indy. "Oh Alpha.  We thank you for this bountiful feast-"

"Bountiful?" said Kuro, a tad insulted. "This isn't a feast!  We haven't had a feast in seven years!"

"Well, Theta won't give me a decent wage, so-"

"I know that, bro!" said Kuro. "I'm not blaming you.  Theta ought to pay you properly!  I know what I'm going to give him for Chirstmas!  Two in the head!"

"Kuro!" said Dallas. "It's Chirstmas.  Show him some compation."

Kuro sighed. "Alright.  Merry Chirstmas, Theta." he groaned.

"This doesn't make any sense." said Theta. "What are you showing me."

"Just keep this statement in mind." said the ghost. "If Max's cold is not treated, he will die."

"Again, I don't care." said Theta.

"My time grows short." said the spirit. "Come with me."


"Ooh, here comes my favorite part!" whispered Aquarius Theater. "This is going to be so much fun!"
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Rydia
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derp derp
"Paper Mario? How odd," Dimentio said. "You call it that in this world?"
my characters are:
-the trigger-happy purple Hunter
-the inquisitive ex-space pirate
-the pacifistic Pseudoroid
-the enigmatic Interpol agent
-the hacker twins
-huntress and the hawk
-the resentful experiment
-the cynical assassin
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"A pirate. I literally eat Space Pirates for breakfast Punk." Nebula wipes some drool from his mouth. "What's a Earth Pirate gonna do to impress me?" Nebula lashes one of the nearby stools with his tongue and pulls it over into his mouth and proceeds to eat it whole.

"THAT'S TITANIUM!!! THAT AIN'T CHEAP!!" Mammon yells in protest.

"SHADDUP!!" Another foul beltch leaves Nebula's mouth. "If I can do that to Titanium...think what I can do to your body. You wouldn't be the first living sentient I ate." Nebula laughs.

"It's true, I execute a lot of people that way...the General does deserve treats after all. He works so hard for me after all." Planet Man says.



"It's good so far Mr. Is Also A Wierd Electric Guy." Gigavolt answers Cloud Man.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Funk laughed back. "Yeah, you got that right..."

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Francoise smiled sweetly back at Flame Stag. "Bien sűr," she whispered, holding his hand.

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"Yeah," said Tonion. "We call it Paper Mario because of... well... never mind... continue with the story."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Cobra sat silently drinking his tea, when all of a sudden a woman in a black cloak with red spots, and a gold colored zipper walked silently through the door and sat down.
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Rydia
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derp derp
"All right," Dimentio said. "I'll never understand the strange names people have for such familiar things, really..."

"Mario went back to Toad Town, and was met by Twink again, who told him that the second Star Spirit was hidden in Dry Dry Ruins.

Coincidentally, the train in Toad Town traveled near there, so Mario decided to board it. After he got off, he traveled some way through Mt. Rugged to Dry Dry Ruins-but on the way there, he met a Parakoopa named Parakarry, searching for his lost letters; for he was a postman, you see, but he'd had a little trouble that day. He joined Mario after the hero helped him find the letters he was missing.

They came to a bridge, where a rather thick condor named Buzzar awaited, for he asked Mario who he was, and if the hero answered Luigi the condor would let them pass.

After that, they came to the Dry Dry Desert, and some way along met a troupe of explorers led by the famous Kolorado, who was hoping to find treasure of some sort in the desert. By coincidence, one of the letters Mario had found early on was a letter to Kolorado from his wife, so he delivered it to the fearless Koopa and continued on his way.

They reached Dry Dry Outpost, and started to search for clues in the desert town. After a series of events, Mario and his party finally found Moustafa, who gave them the Pulse Stone-a magical artifact that would help them find the Ruins.

When they got there, and unearthed the magnificent Ruins, they found a trap-filled temple that contained some precious artifacts, but none more precious than the Star Spirit that they needed to rescue. At points in their journey, they were warned by a ghastly voice to turn back, or face destruction. This did not deter them..of course.

After unlocking the main chamber, Tutankoopa rose from the grave and proceeded to battle them. He lost, and was chased from the Ruins by his Chain Chomps. They then freed the second Star Spirit, Mamar, who bestowed on Mario the power to put enemies to sleep using the Star Power 'Lullaby'.

Meanwhile, in the castle, the Princess gets a surprise visit from Bowser-the Koopa King is gloating about how Mario will be defeated by the 'invincible Tubba Blubba'. However, Kammy hurries into the room and blurts out that the Star Spirit Tubba Blubba was guarding had escaped!

After they leave, the Princess and her tiny 'guardian' use the secret passage again to try and find out more about Bowser. They sneak into the library, and after overhearing two of Bowser's troops, they discover that Tubba Blubba indeed has a weakness; Twink flies off to deliver the message to Mario, and the Princess is taken back to her room.
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my characters are:
-the trigger-happy purple Hunter
-the inquisitive ex-space pirate
-the pacifistic Pseudoroid
-the enigmatic Interpol agent
-the hacker twins
-huntress and the hawk
-the resentful experiment
-the cynical assassin
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Tonion laughed. "Tubba Blubba? Who wrote this story, Mushmouth from Fat Albert?"

***

Grapple Man glanced at the newest arrival suspiciously and then quickly looked away.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Rydia
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"Oh, hush," Dimentio said. "You're not the one who got named that, the poor unfortunate bastard...."
my characters are:
-the trigger-happy purple Hunter
-the inquisitive ex-space pirate
-the pacifistic Pseudoroid
-the enigmatic Interpol agent
-the hacker twins
-huntress and the hawk
-the resentful experiment
-the cynical assassin
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Cobra then said "Tubba Blubba? Ah yes! I remember him too. He was a good friend of mine. I find it funny that so far Mario kept beating up people I knew. I mean I know Bowser picked them to guard those Star things, but that's because those were my last reccomendations for Generals before I left the Mushroom Kingdom. So it looks like Bowser took that advice, and I guess Mario's doing that not only to rescue those stars, and Peach, but out of spite against me.."

Cobra then drank the last of his tea and set the cup down.

***

The Mysterious woman ordered a martini and looked around the bar, trying to avoid talking to anyone unless they had info on Cobra.
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"I be no ordinary pirate, me hearty." said Meté, narrowing his eyes. "I've delt with worse things than you."

Mistral continued to read, the puppet show continuing as she did.

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"So, are you going to tell me anything?" asked Theta.

The Ghost of Christmas Present shook his head. "I'm afraid not.  My strength is fading.  However, you still have one more spirit to talk to." said he. "And trust me, he is going to open your eyes."

"What sort of spirit?" inquired Theta.

"The Spirit of Chirstmas yet to come." said the ghost. "He is the most grave of all of us.  It is time that I left.  Go, and know him better, man!"

With a jolly laugh, the Ghost of Chirstmas Present disappeared.  Theta stood in the road, and all was quiet and still for the longest while.  Suddenly, he felt a cold chill, as if the wind had picked up.  When he turned around, there stood a floating cloak.  It seemed to have no substance to it at all, and it was much taller than Fear Specter was, so Theta knew it wasn't him.

"Let me guess.  You're the Ghost of Christmas yet to come?" he said.

The spirit nodded.

"Not much for words, are you?" said Theta. "Look, your buddy before you said you had something to show me.  Is that true?"

The spirit nodded.

"Well, show me." stated Theta. "I'm getting tired of this."

The spirit pointed with a bony finger.

"Oh, so this is where you want me to go?" said Theta. "You know, you could just tell me."

Silence.

"Fine." Theta said, a bit peeved. "Lead the way, spirit."

The Ghost of Chirstmas yet to come and Theta walked a few feet before a ghastly portal engulfed them.  When they emerged, they appeared to be back in Neo Arcadia, but something was different..."


"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that." said Snipe to Dimentio. "It's hard for me to believe that you're the same Dimentio from Super Paper Mario. One, he's dead. Two, he wasn't human."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
Flame Stag smiled back, holding Francoise's hand with one hand and putting his other hand in his jacket pocket. The two began to walk. Flame Stag took in a deep breath. "It's been awhile since the air seemed this fresh...or maybe it's just because I'm happier than usual right now." He looked back at Francoise, still walking. "...And I owe it all to you..." he looked up ahead once more. "Would you like to tell me a bit about yourself?"

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Volt Catfish looked over at Funk. "Think General Catfish should down another one?" He asked, laughing a little. "But subject: Funk and I have not recieved any form of alchoholic liquid yet..." Yuda said. "Help yourselves, or would you rather have General Catfish pay for them...?" Volt Catfish asked.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
The mysterious woman got up and walked over to Death and Grapple and said "Greetings. I am wondering if you two know anything about the whereabouts of 'Cobra Omega'."

Death ex Machina quickly came up with a lie and said. Whir click click "Nope. Sorry."

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Cobra then said to Snipe "And how do you know either of those things to be fact? 1) He could've faked his death and 2) What race he is was never mentioned, so he could've always been a human. How I know this all of a sudden is unknown."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Rydia
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"Human? Oh, dear me no. I may look human, certainly, but I assure you I am not..."
Dimentio grinned slyly under his mask.
"And besides, death is only the beginning of new journeys, is it not? But I suppose I will have to prove my existence to you. My game is not ended...yet."
The jester leaned back against the bar, sighing.
"People are such skeptics nowadays, I'm afraid. Ah, you seem to have had some influence in Bowser's decisions....and Mario beating up people to spite others? I'm afraid that he's too....heroic for that."
Dimentio frowns unpleasantly beneath his mask as he says 'heroic', like it's a bad thing.
my characters are:
-the trigger-happy purple Hunter
-the inquisitive ex-space pirate
-the pacifistic Pseudoroid
-the enigmatic Interpol agent
-the hacker twins
-huntress and the hawk
-the resentful experiment
-the cynical assassin
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