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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
Topic Started: Nov 3 2008, 02:42 PM (102,799 Views)
The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Laura's eyes brightened as soon as she heard Oliver. "A Christmas Carol?! I LOVE this story, Orion! Come on, let's go listen!"

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Grapple Man was still tending to Death, making sure he was alright.

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Quick Man continued to run around like an idiot until he collided with the frozen Porkler, putting a number of cracks in the ice.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Cobra looked over at Death, and then at Guardian and said "Hey Guardian! Get over here!"

Guardian then ran over to where Cobra was and said "What is it Master Omega?"

"Let me see that scouter of yours for a few seconds, I'll upgrade it so that the scan'll only take a few seconds." said Cobra

"Alright then." said Guardian.

He then handed over his scouter to Cobra, and after 2 minutes he finished upgrading it, and then put it on.

Cobra then said "There. Now to find out who poisoned Death's drink."

Cobra picked up Death's cup again, scanned it, and the culprit is....Porkler Hamalot!

Cobra then pointed at the frozen Porkler and yelled "Porkler Hamalot did it! Porkler poisoned Death!"
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Grapple Man stood up, furious. "Porkler WHO?! Who is he?! WHERE is he?!" He paced around, his fists shaking uncontrollably.

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"Alright," said Funk, "now that we know who did it, it may be safe to take a drink again... nah, let's wait until Pork boy gets his ass beat... hell, let's beat his ass ourselves!"

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"Porkler Hamalot! I KNEW IT!" exclaimed Tonion, standing up. His eyes then shifted back and forth. "No I didn't..." he whispered sheepishly, sitting down.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Mistral continued to read, ignoring Theta. "'Indiana Starman said, "Please, Mr. Theta. Just a small bit of coal to keep the fire going..." Theta snapped his fingers, and his trusty general, Salamandra, set the hapless Starjin alight. "There, now get back to work." Theta said in a harsh tone.'"

"Try doing voices and stuff." Psi said to Mistral. "It usually makes kids happy."

"I'm not sure if I'm good at that..." Mistral said.

"Oh, it's not a problem." said Psi with a warm smile. "I'll help you." She then turned to Gigavolt. "Would you like that?" she asked the young reploid.

Aquarius Theater started pacing. "Now then, what should we play?" she asked herself. She turned to Pi. "Do you have any ideas?"
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"I wuz gonna do something about it but they started fightin'. I mean...he was hiding out here all mysterious like an' all." Gumshoe says.

"Does...does this mean I stopped him?" Planet Man begins to laugh. "BEHOLD EMPEROR PLANET MAN, THE HERO!!! BOW BEFORE ME TERRESTRIALS AND THANK ME WITH YOUR GOLD!!!"

"PUT ON SOME PANTS!!" Theta continued to haze. "Oh God she'll make me sound like an idiot. GET AN UNBIASED VOICE ACTOR!!!"

"Sure." Gigavolt says.

Pi was verbally unresponsive.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Cobra thaws Porkler and kicks him towards Grapple Man, he then said "This is Porkler Hamalot."

Porkler then said "Ow!" he then looked at Grapple Man and said "Uh-oh!"

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Emeraldo then said "Now that, that's been taken care of, I'll dump my current drink and get a new one in case that is poisoned too."

Rubalina then said "I'm glad Cobra took care of it."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Grapple Man lifts Porkler onto his shoulder and puts him in a standing Argentine backbreaker.

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Funk observes Porkler's fate and decides that it's safe to drink again. "Come on," he said, "let's mosey on over to the watering hole."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Theta sighs. "Tis the season after all. I'll be nice...I suppose. You're fre until the end of New Year's or if you either try to escape from here or kill me." Theta says. "See? I'm nice."

"Like Hell." Pi finally says.

Salamandra stands up. "My sweet Pi is freed?"

"Salamandra...umm...hi?" Pi says, nervously.

"She said Hi!!" The lovestruck Salamander was giddy.

"That's good for you Sir." Bob patted him on the tail.


"Allow me to get them." Buffalo offers. He goes to the bar and comes back with drinks for the Leone's and himself.
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
"Yeah..." Flame Stag said. "...the biggest moron I know is that overweight Rambo-wanabee catfish." He looked at Volt Catfish and then at Francoise. "Not sure if you've seen him before, but take my word for it, he's a pain in the ass."

Cloudman then asked the bartender. "Bartender, gimme some of your finest cough medicine!"

Flame Stag overheard Cloudman and looked over at him. "...But suddenly a new contender has emerged."
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[1:54:42 AM] Brungalo says: you could say hes metabad... ASS


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Kuro Nagareboshi
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Boom! Headshot!
Orion smiled and followed Laura.

"well I do love christmas stories."

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Spider was barely ok, he had been dodging all the attacks porkler and co. had been firing off and it was suprising why Spider didn't even get hit once or twice.

Fake Man looked at Spider, then Wild Jango, and Prometheus, and sweatdropped.

"Wow...there so wasted."Fake Man Commented.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Quick Man returned to Fake Man's side. "Yeahforsureman, butthatporkypigguyisgettinghisasskickedsoiguessitsallgoodrite? Imeanitssafetodrinkagain..."

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Laura sat down on one of the bar stools and lay her forearms on the table, Peanuts- style. She then lightly patted the stool next to her, inviting Orion to sit next to her.

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Francoise rolled her eyes. "I do not know the people you are referring to... but look at that clown over there." She pointed to Funk. "To think I actually have to work with him every day."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
Volt Catfish looked over at Porkler getting his just deserts. "Keheheh, General Catfish enjoyed that...alright, let's stop talkin' and start drinkin'" Volt Catfish said. "Yes sir." Yuda quickly responded. "Hopefully I'll get the hang of this."

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Kuro Nagareboshi
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Fake Man nodded

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While Orion sat beside Laura like she wanted.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"It's not that hard," Funk said to Yuda, "as long as you take it easy at first and just... ease into it."

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Laura rested one arm on Orion's shoulder and waited for the story to continue.

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Quick Man nodded back. "Istayawayfromtheboozethough, itslowsmedownman knowwhatimsayin?"
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
Flame Stag glanced over at Funk. "Ahh...I see...yeah I had a breif encounter with him...what a pain." He saw Volt Catfish and Yuda beside him as well. "And what do you know? Those jerks are all friends with each other...probably 'cause they all dislike me...meh." Flame Stag shrugged.

"I need to drink that cough mediciiine...I uhh...I have a bad cough...well actually no, I lied, I just like the taste." Cloudman said smiling.

Yuda took note of that. "Hmm...I thought I had to eat the glass substance that the liquid came in." Yuda said nervously, scratching his head. "Talk about embarrassing."
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