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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
Topic Started: Nov 3 2008, 02:42 PM (102,800 Views)
Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"When did you become a detective?" Snipe asked Tonion.

Toadman.exe leered at Keromaru. "Just don't cross me, kero." he said, giving him the 'I'm watching you' sign before hopping back to Snipe Anteater.

Mistral opened her book, and stared at it for a moment. "Look at this, Gigavolt!" she said. "The title of this story is 'A KoNA Christmas Carol.' Does that sound interesting to you?"

Three-eyed Monty waddled over to Bob. "You have a boss who's scary, too?" he asked the hapless Sniper Joe. "I know what it's like. Three-eyed Monty, expert swindler. What do they call you?"
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Kewl." Gigavolt says.

Suddenly another rather large being comes in and looks around. "This Terrestrial establishment looks interesting General Nebula." The being says to a small, rotund, foul smelling creature. "Needs more Gold...actually no, then I'd take it."

"Indeed my liege." General Nebula says. "Mmm....I smell a great many things to eat here."

"Later, find me a table. I demand it!!" The large being says.

"As you wish Emperor Planet Man." The small creature bows and being to search for a table.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Tonion raised one eyebrow at Gumshoe. "OK, I'll give you that, but how could they have access to the substance that was- you know what... forget it. And Shadow Man... there's a difference between courage and recklessness."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
"...spiked?" Yuda asked, not knowing what that meant. "Spiking a drink means poisoning it." Volt Catfish said "To the point where you either die, get ill, or simply act strange due to a drug someone slipped in there...well, that's General Catfish's best summary of it anyways." Yuda nodded, understanding the Catfish. "I see, so that is why subject: Death Ex Machina was acting so strange..." Yuda looked over at Death, and Volt Catfish responded "Yeah, we don't want you going berserk on us, who knows what could happen?"

Flame Stag looked over at Francoise and smirked a little. "You may just be the only person who understands me." He said.

Cloudman did a little victory dance to celebrate the recovery of his legs.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"I got connections and an extensive knowledge in poisons. I could find or make a substance. But I lack a motive as I have no grievances with the Alpha's." Shadow Man says.

"Indeed, and you think I couldn't find a poison like it myself? I could ask people to make it for me with my power if need be. But I too lack a motive as stated. His logic was sound. We're just inocent for a change." Theta says.

"See Pal? They were valid suspects." Gumshoe says.

"I know the difference. They way he talked was courage. The way you talk to me will get you sliced up and fried in a crispy batter and served to Planet Man's little friend." Shadow Man says.

"EMPEROR Planet Man. Please Terrestrial, refer to me as such." Planet MAn interjects.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Cobra then found Porkler sitting there drinking his vodka.

Cobra then said "YOU! What are you doing here Hamalot?!"

Porkler then threw his drink at the wall and said "HAHAHA! That is none of your business!"

Porkler then started breathing fire in Cobra's direction, but Cobra dodged it.
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"In Soviet Russia, Pig barbeques YOU!!" Salamandra says witha a loud laugh.

Bob forced himself to laugh along with him...for his own safety.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
After Salamandra said "Russia", Fear Specter floated in once again. He did a general sweep before bowing to Theta.

"Good day, m'lord. I suppose she's still not here." he said before disappearing again.

Mistral began to read the story to Gigavolt, as if it were his bedtime. "'It is important to know that Alpha was dead.'" she began. "'His brother, Theta, ran Alpha's buisness. Theta was a cruel and heartless reploid, who was mean to everyone, even those who worked for him.'"

"Hey, cuz!" said Marcus with a laugh. "Is that a fictional story, or a documentary?"

Just then, a silver-cloaked figure walked into the door. She was a small girl, dressed in blue with a huge smile on her face.

"Goody goody goody~!" she exclaimed with delight. "Lots and lots of playmates~! I'm the happiest Stardroid in the galaxy!"

"Three guesses who that is, and the first two don't count." said Snipe with a slight smile.

Jammingman bowed to Planetman and hissed. When no translation came, he hissed to Three-eyed Monty.

"Alright, alright." said the shady metool as he became distracted from his conversation with Bob. "He said he welcomes you, Sir Planetman." he translated.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Did Psi write that dreck?" Theta says. "Sounds like something she'd say about me. I am kind to those who deserve it. Ask Epsilon. I take good care of our brother."

"Epsilon..." Sigma hangs his head, hearing his name.

"Thank you Terrestrial. You can pay tribute to my greatness with Gold." Planet Man says.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Porkler stopped breathing fire and said "Stop moving and die already!"

Cobra then said "Make me!"

Porkler then took out the R.Y.P.E. and shot one piece of ammo at Cobra, as the 9 missles flew towards Cobra, he dodged 5, reflected 2, and the other 2 hit other people.

Cobra then took out his 'Pandemonium' sword and said "That all you got piggy?"

Porkler just got angry and started breathing fire again after putting his R.Y.P.E. away.
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"You...HIT ME!!" Planet Man yells, being one of the two people hit. "ASSASSIN!!!" He fires a freezing ray at Porkler. "You DARE to strike MY GREATNESS!!!"
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"OK..." said Tonion, backing away from Shadow Man. "I'll skedaddle now... you're the detective, Gumshoe, you were right."

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"Sometimes," said Francoise with a sigh, "it is so exasperating being the only sane one in a sea of morons."

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"Hey," said Funk, "No matter what shit they stick in my drink, there's no way I'm goin' berzerk on either of my brohams."

***

While walking around aimlessly, Quick Man accidentally walked in the way of Porkler's stream of fire. He then proceeded to scramble around the hall at Mach 2, screaming, "AGFDHGDtehtiusantetresatndsalgriasthnrsukathaukrhqkrquhrkjewhtskahgjalkrthjreas"
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"For those who don't know, our new guest is Aquarius Theater." said Snipe. "Took her long enough to get here, eh?"

"Who should I play with first?" said the energetic Stardroid. She then closed her eyes, and started pointing at random people in the room. "Eenie, meanie, miny, mo. Catch Neon Tiger by the toe. If he hollors, let him go. My mother said to pick the very best one and I'll play with Y O U!" She opened her eyes, and was pointing at Pi.

"Should we be worried about this?" Psi asked Sigma.

One missile narrowly missed Meté. "Arr! I be eating here!" he yelled.

Jammingman noticed Aquarius Theater, and talked to Planetman.

"He's asked if you were familiar with this new guest." Three-eyed Monty translated.

Mistral continued reading. "'One cold day in December, as Theta counted his money, one of his workers went to see him. It was poor Indiana Starman, a young Starjin who was barely scraping by.'"

"Now I know it's fiction." said Marcus. "Indy wouldn't work for Theta."

"Apparently, this story has taken Dickens' tale, and sustituted characters from the RP." commented Oliver with a smile. "Should be interesting to see how it turns out."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"I'd use that Nudist's body to keep the fire going." Theta says.

Pi looked at Aqaurius, but her reaction was unknown at this time.

"Possibly...but for whose sake I don't really know." Sigma says.

Planet MAn halts his rampage, being easily distracted. "Umm..no, not really. I sense she is not of this planet though, good for her."
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Porkler stopped breathing fire, and used his R.Y.P.E. to lift himself in the air, to dodge Planet Man's freezing ray that was heading straight for him, but Cobra knocks him into the freezing ray just before it hit someone else using his sword, and some magic.

Porkler then became frozen and Cobra then knocked on it and laughed.
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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