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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
Topic Started: Nov 3 2008, 02:42 PM (102,801 Views)
Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
"...EXIT STAGE LEFT!" Cloudman transformed into Snagglepuss and ran off to the side.

Yuda looked over at this. "There seems to be an error with reality..." Yuda said as he rubbed his eyes.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Funk looked equally flabbergasted. "Was my drink spiked with LSD, or did what I think just happen just happened?"

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Quick Man frantically looked around. "Heycloudmanitsnotverypolitetojustleavemehere,
imjustsayin, heyanywaywheredyougo?"
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
Volt Catfish just simply looked confused about this whole ordeal. "General Catfish thinks it's best that we forgot what we just saw..." Volt Catfish said. "That would be difficult to accomplish." Yuda replied.

Flame Stag was still sleeping at a table.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Francoise sat down next to Flame Stag and stared at him with a deadpan expression on her face. "Is the club really that boring?"

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"Well," said Funk, "Nothing a little booze can't flush out of your brain. Hey! Bartender!"

***

Quick Man just started to wander around aimlessly.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Whatcha gonna show me?" Gigavolt asks.

"I am glad the madness stopped." Buffalo says, walking up to the Leone's. "Hello you two. How's things?"

"Thanks...nice to know there's one oldman who has faith in me." Cubit says with a smirk.
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
Flame Stag woke up breifly and saw Francoise at the table, he did hear what she said, as it woke him up, he managed to reply with a simple "Mmm-hmm"

"Heheh, General Catfish will drink to that!" Volt Catfish replied to Funk. "I still don't have the hang of consuming those..." Yuda said. "Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it sooner or later. Right soldier?" Volt Catfish said to Yuda. "I'll do my best." Yuda responded and they both saluted each other.

Snagglepuss ran all the way to the other end of the club and transformed back into Cloudman "Whoa, what happened? ...Wow, whatever it WAS...it made my legs feel better! HUZZAH!" Cloudman jumped up and struck a pose in midair.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Emeraldo notices Blizzard Buffalo and says "Ah, greetings Blizzard. Things are alright for me on my end. How about you Rubalina?"

"I'm fine as well." said Rubalina "Though I am now too scard to drink anything until Cobra finds out who put that stuff in Death's drink that made him go nuts."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Now we got poisoning...damn it Shade Man, this is turning into a fiasco." Buffalo curses, not knowing Shade Man was behind him.

"I got Gumshoe looking in on it." Shade Man replies. "No worries."

"W...was it y...y..you Pal?" Gumshoe stammered at Theta.

"You got balls human. I like that. I don't do poisoning, it goes against my beliefs. Pi is not capable of that i her state, Salamandra is a pyro and a brute...not a poisoner and Bob lacks the forethought or need for poisoning people. Plus Death is my comrade...I like him. I will cut the eyes out of the culprit once he or she is found and make them eat them." Theta replies.

"Sh...sh...sure pal." Gumshoe steps away, turn and spies Shadow Man and Keromaru.

"Wasn't me, I swear on Father's grave. Any poisons I use start with violent seizures and end in a quick death. That thing still lives, therefore wasn't me. Keromaru's tongue contains a paralutic poison, clearly not what you are dealing with." Shadow Man answers.

"G...g....good Pal." Gumshoe says before tiptoeing away from them.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
All of a sudden, a mysterious soldier dropped from the ceiling, that was known as 'Porkler Hamalot', how he got in without anyone noticing is unknown, but he has chosen now to reveal himself.

Porkler then thought "So this means that Death ex Machina ain't dead..? That isn't good! Well I'll just keep my mouth shut, and hope that Cobra doesn't find me before I find him HAHAHA..!"

Porkler then ordered some vodka, and sat down.
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Mistral got out her book. "It is my most prized possesion." she said to Gigavolt. "My father gave it to me when I started becoming interested in reading. Every time it is opened, a new story is revealed."

"Hold it, kero." said Toadman.exe as he hopped over to Keromaru. He then started to poke Shadowman's froglike partner. "You think you're better than me, kero?"

Snipe Anteater sighed. "Ignore him, Shadowman." said he. "He likes to pick fights."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"If he keeps it up the only thing I will ignore is his cries of mercy at the sight of my blade." Shadow Man says.

Keromaru transforms into his robot mode and looks down at Toadman.exe. "I lack ego. There I feel superior to no one. Thus I serve my Master better."
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"Hold on," said Funk to Volt and Yuda, "on second thought, let's not drink anything until the guy who spiked Death's drink is found out."

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"Hold it," said Tonion to Gumshoe, "randomly accusing people will get us nowhere. We need to narrow down our suspects so that... wait... who are you?" He looked over at Porkler Hamalot, their newest guest.

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Francoise scooted her chair closer to Flame Stag. "Do you feel," she asked, "that these people are beneath you? Not worth your time? If so... I understand."

***

Quick Man was still walking around aimlessly.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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"Listen Pal, I went with the most likely suspects. I know my job." Gumshoe protests. "Who's who pal?" Gumshoe look over to see Hamalot. "For some reason I want bacon now."
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"First of all," said Tonion, "I wouldn't have mentioned those cravings out loud if I were you. Second... what factors did you take into account that made them the 'most likely suspects'?"
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Bad guys. They ain't usually the most loyal types to their own." Gumshoe says.

"In his defense he's right, also he's not wanting to accuse one of your kind outright. Then there'd be mudslinging and someone else'd blame us" Theta says. "He made the stereotypical call, yet he did it when few would."

"Indeed, would YOU finger us so easily Onion or would you be too busy pissing yourself out of fear?" Shadow Man says. "His honesty was at least sincere. I can respect that myself...to a point."
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