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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
Topic Started: Nov 3 2008, 02:42 PM (102,804 Views)
Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
"Heh...is that the best you can come up with?" Flame Stag asked Salamandra, yawning even. "...I sure hope your strength is better than your comebacks." He took out his whip and started twirling it around.

"Flame Stag, don't be foolish, you won't last a second against that guy." Volt Catfish explained. Flame Stag responded with "Since when should I take advice from you? I know what I'm doing..." Flame Stag put out his cigarette and put away his MP3 player.

"PLEASE SPARE ME, I AM BUT A SIMPLE MUFFIN MAN!" Cloudman blurted out shaking in terror under the table.
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"I can do better but I usually save effort for guys with at least one bitof memory in them." Salamandra says. "Besides, you're beneath me. Hardly worth the effort. Too pathetic for me to even bother to euthanize from his pathetic existance."
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
Flame Stag said nothing, instead he responded by cracking his whip at Salamandra. He waved his hand towards him, the same way Fox's taunt was in Melee. He then ignited himself with red fire, and got in a battle stance.

"You're making a big mistake Stag-maggot, he could crush you like an insect..." Volt Catfish said. Flame Stag just glared at him and shot a blue fireball from his hand towards the large Catfish.
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Emeraldo looked around, and he then said "Team meeting!"

All four of them huddled together and Emeraldo whispered "Ok this opponent looks like he'll be pretty easy. Any ideas on how to make this go by quickly?"

Guardian then responded "I have a good idea, but it'll require you, me, and Death ex Machina to do."

Emeraldo then said "Ok, explain this plan of yours."

Guardian then said "Basicly we just keep firing at him constantly, but we must time it so that all of our shots will go at the same time."

Death ex Machina then said. Whir click click "Sounds good, let's do it!"

Rubalina then interrupted and said "Hey! What about me?!"

Guardian then said "Lady Rubalina, you can try and distract him."

Rubalina then said "Alright then."

They all then got out of the huddle, and began thier plan.

Guardian, Emeraldo, and Death each fired rapidly with thier guns at the same time while aiming at Salamandra, while Rubalina ran around him trying to stab him with her spear.
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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"STOP!!" Cubit intercepts the attacks.

Buffalo blocks Rubalina. "Listen to her a moment milady."

"You guys are falling for simple goading?" Cubit says. "You gonna be as dumb as I was with my old man? Get in crap because he's making you make the first move? Nuh uh. Cease and desist or you're under arrest for assaulting a Judge as I ain't moving."

"Heh heh heh heh." Salamandra laughs. "I love seeing stuff like this. Fear and paranoia makes ya stupid people."

"You shut up Tubby." She snaps at him.

"Justifiable self defense is what he's aiming for, don't give him the statisfaction." Buffalo says. "Don't make their mistakes Lady Rubalina."
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
Flame Stag saw Culbit Foxstar intrude upon the battle, he was about to say something, but then closed his mouth and put away his whip. His coated flames died down and he slowly walked away. "Hmm?" Volt Catfish was curious as to why Flame Stag ceased attacking Salamandra. "Could it be that he's worried about being arrested?" Yuda asked. "No, that can't be...that Stag got pissed off at me when I tried to talk him out of that battle..." Volt Catfish spoke to both Yuda and himself. "That, and he probably wouldn't care about being in custody..." Volt Catfish started to ponder to himself. Something seemed to be up...

"Does this mean the giant great is sparing my life?!" Cloudman asked. He got out of the table "PHEW!" He said, wiping his forehead. "That sure saved me some more broken limbs..."
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Cobra wakes up from his twitching and then said "I heard, and saw everything that happened while in that coma like state.." He then said to Rubalina "Rubalina, I am ok now, so drop your weapon" He then turned to Emeraldo, Guardian, and Death and said "As for you three..! Listen to the Judge or face my wrath, and that includes you Guardian, disobeying that judge will be the same as disobeying me, and you've seen what happens to those who disobey me..."

Rubalina calmly stopped, Emeraldo still had his gun out, but wasn't aiming for anyone, Guardian quickly put away both of his weapons, and Death started going haywire.

Whir click click...click "DELETE DELETE DELETE!!"

Death ex Machina then ran around in a frenzy shooting everything.

Cobra then yelled "Death, cease and desist like the judge said!"

Death just continued to go haywire, and shot Cobra, and then Cobra fell.

Cobra then got back up and said "That...is...IT!! I'll dismantle you MYSELF!"

Cobra then went into a beserked frenzy and smashed Death and over with both of his swords. Death then finally stopped, and shut himself down temporarily.

Cobra then calmed down, put away his weapons, and said "This is why I hate when people become drunks...!"
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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"Don't get confused people, personality wise I AM on your side but I have to obey the law to the letter. Even if it means doing something I'll live to regret." Cubit looks at Salamandra. "One wrong move from you and I'll go from Judge to jury on your ass."

"Like I'm scared Princess." Salamandra says, stepping on by her. "All I wanted was a drink of firewater here. That orange rhyming idjit tried keeping me out is all."
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"...He obviously wasn't scared of the creature..." Volt Catfish continued to wonder, as Yuda wondered a little something himself. "Maybe this beast looks like us...because it was based off of us?" Yuda asked, Volt Catfish shook his head. "Are you just flattering yourself?" Volt Catfish asked Yuda, smiling a little. Yuda laughed a bit. "It's not entirely an improbable answer." Yuda said scratching his head a little.

Flame Stag looked back at Salamandra and said. "This isn't over...I'll fight you...someday..." Flame Stag took his MP3 player back and put it in his pocket.
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"I'm based off a lizard, not a fish. We have big mouths but that's about the only comparrison we can make Zappy." Salamandra says. "Your motuh will get you in trouble, shut it. As for Bullwinkle....quit blowing smoke. You're a match, I'm a bonfire. Deal."
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Flame Stag simply rolled his eyes at Salamandra and took out a cigarette.

"He was the one who wondered that, not General Catfish." Volt Catfish said, pointing at Yuda. "Also, it's pretty useless insulting the deer...he's as thickheaded as they come." Volt Catfish said, who was then flipped off by the stubborn stag. "Though...General Catfish does it anyways."

"Guess I'll be on my merry chocolate way then!" Cloudman said as he started walking, then bumped into a wall and fell down.
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"Like I care to pay attention. I just wanted to talk to the smartest one of you three." Salamandra says.
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Volt Catfish couldn't help but smirk a little bit. Yuda, while being rather offended by this, held off on attacking Salamandra, he would only truly attack if he harmed Volt Catfish at all.

Flame Stag completely ignored him as he was smoking, simply minding his own business.
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Dimentio raised an unseen eyebrow beneath his mask.
"Well, I must say.....what you lost in tact and intelligence you certainly make up in brute force...."
*italics isn't meant to be heard btw. :D
my characters are:
-the trigger-happy purple Hunter
-the inquisitive ex-space pirate
-the pacifistic Pseudoroid
-the enigmatic Interpol agent
-the hacker twins
-huntress and the hawk
-the resentful experiment
-the cynical assassin
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Glacier Le Cactank smiled. "I'm proud of you, Foxstar." he said.

Mistral hid her daggers in her cloak. "I don't think he'll hurt us now." she said to Gigavolt. "Come, sit here with me. I want to show you something."

"Is he gone?" muttered Three-eyed Monty from behind Jammingman.

Oliver put away his bow. "Looks like he won't be bothering us now." said he. He turned to Emeraldo. "You okay?" he asked.

"Why am I reminded of that one Robin Williams sketch where he talked about everyone in California having a gun?" pondered Snipe Anteater aloud.

Marcus smiled at Dimentio. "Agreed. No tact whatsoever." he said as he tapped his cane on his shoulder.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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