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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
Topic Started: Nov 3 2008, 02:42 PM (102,838 Views)
Marl Duothimir
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A crack appears in one of the walls nearby, slowly growing larger, until the wall suddenly explodes! A man walks through, wearing nothing but his boxers. He has silver hair, a serious look on his face, and muscles...lots of muscles! "I am Sanger Zonvolt! The Sword that Cleaves Evil!" he says, and begins flexing those manly muscles, his pecs bulging and bouncing in the way only manly man muscles can! The wall miraculously repairs itself behind him as he flexes, radiating an aura of manliness!
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Crimson Berserkers: Crush Crawfish
Aftermath: Snakeman.EXE
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Rydia
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derp derp
Altair, who had walked in unnoticed, stares briefly at Sanger Zonvolt before turning back to his drink.
"Um...okay...."
Ravage, lying underneath Altair's bar stool, rumbles slightly at the sudden arrival of the strange person.
my characters are:
-the trigger-happy purple Hunter
-the inquisitive ex-space pirate
-the pacifistic Pseudoroid
-the enigmatic Interpol agent
-the hacker twins
-huntress and the hawk
-the resentful experiment
-the cynical assassin
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"HEY DORK THAT CLEAVES THROUGH THINKING, YOU OWE FOR THAT WALL!!!" Mammon yells at Sanger.

"Chill Mammon." Shade Man says
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Marl Duothimir
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Sanger continues flexing his muscles, and a wad of cash mysteriously appears right in front of Mammon.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Great, his pecs are magic ATM's." Mammon drops and snatches up the money. "MINE!!"
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Saturn Ballad
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Jazz hands!
AstroMan opened the door with a wave of his hand, and floated inside. Venus was following him. AstroMan smiled a big smile, and picked up a strong vodka. "So I saw some guy today who looks like a serial killer who took part in the British Invasion. It was kinda weird, but he played Ace of Spades really awesomely on his guitar!" He downed the shot of vodka.

"Are you serious, Astro?" Venus asked in his mellow voice. "I've never known anybody other than the actual group who could play Ace of Spades without a problem." He took a look around the room. "Well, I guess there's more than us here."
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Lololol it's been years since I went by this username
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Rydia
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derp derp
Ravage tilted his head, eyeing the newcomers-and then settled, convinced that they weren't much of a threat.
Altair waves vaguely and gets back to eating his meal. He had ordered something, but what it was he ordered nobody knew.*
*Except the bartender, of course...
my characters are:
-the trigger-happy purple Hunter
-the inquisitive ex-space pirate
-the pacifistic Pseudoroid
-the enigmatic Interpol agent
-the hacker twins
-huntress and the hawk
-the resentful experiment
-the cynical assassin
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Strider Hiryu
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Indy swear dropped at the muscledman. He coverd Gigavolt's eyes.

"Dun look, son..." HE said. "It's... not fer yer age.."
Retired from Roleplaying.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"I don't even think it was for my eyes pal, and I am wel into my adulthood." Dick Gumshoe says behind the bar. He was working here part time to make ends meet.

His girlfriend Maggey was working as a waitress. "You ordered one of everything right?" She double checked with Indy. "Here's the first part." she said, carefully putting down several plates of food. "Let me know when you want the rest."

Gigavolt walked over to wehre Dallas was. "Helloooo!!" He waved. Though as he walked he was tripped by one of the more sinsiter patrons.

"Watch where you're walking ya squishy geek." Skywarp of the Decepticons laughed loudly as he looked down on the fallen Gigavolt.

"That wasn't nice....you're mean." Gigavolt says. "Mr. Stupid looking jet Guy."

"Stupid huh? Stupid is pissing off a Decepticon." Skywarp aims his gun at Gigavolt. "Any last words?"
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Marl Duothimir
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Sanger suddeny disappears, rematerializing at a table in the corner. He's fully clothed now, and sipping from a mug of sake. He chuckles into his drink before muttering, "Who knew holographic projectors could be so much fun?"
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Saturn Ballad
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Jazz hands!
"Hey, I'll have a plate of ribs." Venus told the bartender. He was given the ribs, then his eyes became sad. "Oh, damn. I forgot... I have no mouth."

AstroMan's face brightened. "I have an idea!" He took the straw out of his Pepsi (how it got there is a mystery) and shoved it into Venus' eye. "Straw feeding!"

Venus sighed and rubbed his eye. "Not cool, Astro. Not cool."

"Hey you guuuuuuuuuuys!!!" AstroMan yelled, partially intoxicated from the caffiene in the Pepsi. "Did you hear the joke about the carrot? IT DIED!!"

A random person leaned towards Venus and whispered, "Caffiene doesn't make people drunk, right?"

"Well, AstroMan is a robot. Caffiene is strong for a robot." Venus said to the person.
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Marcus woke up slowly. "Now things are starting to pick up around here." he remarked.

Mistral continued reading, occationally glancing at Indy.

"Ah, Detective Gumshoe, sir!" said Melody with a salute and a smile. "It's nice to see you!"

"At ease, cousin." said Oliver. "We're here to relax, remember?"

"Look where you're saying that." said Marcus, gesturing to the chaos around them.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Tornado Tonion walked up to the front door, where he saw the Door Man. "Hey," he said, "I heard about some crazy hijinx going on here and I decided I wanted in on it. So... it's OK for me to go in, right? Do I need to show you my ID or anything like that?"
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"No you can go inside, after I open the doors wide." Wheelie grumbles.

Skywarp lies on the ground twitching, after suffering a massive shock by Gigavolt.

"WHEEE!!" He was now running in circles happily.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
And in Tonion walked... well, hovered, to be precise. "So... what'd I miss?" he said.

Then Skywarp ran right past his nose, nearly knocking him over. "WHOA... maybe I shouldn't ask."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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