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| The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill. | |
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| The Wildebeast | Jul 10 2009, 03:27 PM Post #4186 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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Rho tried his best not to snicker at Fefnir's abject denseness. *** "Onions are a bit different," said Burner Man, swatting the rotten potato away from Iris and sparing her the odor. "Good onions will have a firm, crisp texture, 'cause they get mushy and soft when they go bad. Here..." He grabbed an onion and handed it to Iris. "Take this and grip it in your hand. If it's good, there should be no give; only sound you should hear is the crackling of the onion's skin." |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Shade Man | Jul 10 2009, 03:32 PM Post #4187 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"Actually I share the honorable Guardian's sentiment." Colonel says. "In our line of work we do need to hold a presence of fear and thus we cannot allow for weakness to show. Which is why every time this plodding dunce walks through my flowers I kick his ass." Colonel glares at Kendo Man. "RIGHT Protege?" "Yes sir Colonel Sensei." Kendo sighs. "The exception of course being family. For Iris I shall be weak." Colonel says. "there is no shame in that." "I don't need to be weak for Levi...I can't afford to be. She'd kill me if I was." Fefnir whimpers |
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| Briansfox | Jul 10 2009, 07:40 PM Post #4188 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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Iris felt the onion for a while. "Oh, I see." she said. "I think this one's good. Hang on." She put it to her ear and continued to test it. *** "Oi think Oi understand." said Duckbill Mole. "But how is loiking a particular toipe of food showing weaknees?" Cybeast shifted into his Falzer form. As Aquagirl continued to enjoy her sundae, she looked at him with a certain curiosity. "Pyu?" The golden tatoo on her right palm caught Cybeast's eye. He moved in close and sniffed it, equally curious. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Cobra Omega | Jul 11 2009, 07:51 PM Post #4189 |
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The Narrator rubbed his head as he walked in. "Ohh! My head.. I think I laughed too loudly..." said the Narrator before sitting down "I don't see how supervillians do maniacal/evil laughter for long periods of time.. It huuurts...!" "You'll get used to it eventually. Onyxor forced me to learn how to do evil laughter before he let me do anything. Why he did that though, I don't know. Either way, at first I wasn't used to it, and it hurt my throat and gave me headaches having to do it so loudly, but now if I have to do evil laughter, I feel fine." said Garnetia "I see..." said the Narrator while putting his head down on the table "Garnetia, can you do me a favor?" "Yeah sure, what is it?" "Can you go fetch me an ice pack, or someone who has ice abilities? Something cold on my head will probably make me feel better." "Ice? Yeah sure I can do that." "Thanks.." said Garnetia and the Narrator |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Jul 13 2009, 12:44 PM Post #4190 |
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"Fefnir doesn't see it as a man's food. He's irrationally stubborn....that way." Standing in the doorway clutching his head was another Judge. He had a bizarre helmet on his head. "Volteel." Cubit went over to help him. "You ok?" "Just getting over another attack...I'm fine...I managed not to hurt anything this time." Volteel smiles weakly. "I just need to sit." "Of course." Cubit helps him to a seat. "Why are you here, you don't usually come out." "Something told me this is where I needed to be." Volteel says. |
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| Cobra Omega | Jul 13 2009, 03:46 PM Post #4191 |
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Garnetia walked up to the Narrator again holding something behind her back. "Oh Garnetia, you're back, good, good. Did you get the ice?" "Sorta, someone told me to bash you with this Ice Hammer and said it'd help you out." "What?! You're not bashing my skull with that thing! It'll make it worse!" "Now, now, don't be a liar, a very reliable source told me." said the Narrator and Garnetia "KEEP AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT THING!!" "But it'll help you!" said the Narrator and Garnetia as they started to run around as Garnetia kept trying to whack the Narrator with the Ice Hammer "Hmm, it appears Garnetia is chasing the Narrator as planned." "Shouldn't we do something about this?" "No, no, the Narrator planned on having me suffer from food poisoning, this is sweet revenge." "Oh.." said Armarando and Guardian |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | Jul 13 2009, 03:56 PM Post #4192 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"It's good to see you, Volteel." said Glacier Le Cactank. "Pyu." Aquagirl and Cybeast continued to exchange curious looks. "That is quoit irrational, Fef." said Duckbill Mole. "Oi still think you're great no matter what koind of food you eat." |
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| Shade Man | Jul 13 2009, 04:08 PM Post #4193 |
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"I didn't need your two cents Stringbean." Fefnir says. "Still pissed about that huh? How many times must I apologize before it sinks in?" Volteel says. "Hmph." The Fighting General crosses his arms. "Thanks Ducky." "So I miss anything interesting?" Volteel asks. "Too much to explain. We got the First Gen's reuniting, A smoothie store opened nearby, an arena, Sigma's got a new look....oh the wobbily clawed thing is/was Velguarder." Cubit explains. "We got a lot of things going on." "Seems so." Volteel leans back, looking at Gumshoe upside down. "Green Tea please." He says as he raises his hands, which were twitching irregularly. "I need to calm my nerves." "Yeah...sure Pal." Gumshoe says. "Quit creeping him out wierdo." Cubit says. "I guess with a mug like mine I am creepy." He leans forward. "Sorry Detective." "Ehhh..you have to beat out Ms. Von Karma for scary." Gumshoe says. |
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| Cobra Omega | Jul 13 2009, 04:23 PM Post #4194 |
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Eventually the Narrator got exhausted as Garnetia hit him with the Ice Hammer. "GAH! Ooohh.. I feel sleepy... Night night." said the Narrator before falling forward "Hahaha! Perfect. His headache should be gone when he wakes up." said Armarando as he walked up to Garnetia "Are you sure you weren't just lying to me to use me for your revenge?" "Yes..? Oh come on! He was gonna make me have food poisoning! He deserved that, and yes, the food poisoning thing was the thing he didn't want me telling anyone." said Garnetia and Armarando "Armarando, are you sure you heard him correctly?" said Guardian "He said to make sure I was the first one to taste test Iris' food when she's done, what do you think?!" "I think Colonel's going to kick your ass when he hears what you said, and then the Narrator will kick your ass some more when he wakes up... Welcome to Hell Armarando!" "Well fuck..!" said Armarando and Guardian |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Jul 13 2009, 04:44 PM Post #4195 |
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"Hello." Colonel says to Aramando before going to his sword, which was not there. "What...who dares?" "Not here, not now." Volteel says, now in his Battle Form, holding Colonel's sword with his tendrill. "There will be peace. Accept it and you get your sword back." "You dare to disarm me?" Colonel was pissed. "You want to try your luck?" Volteel says. "No...just...don't attack anyone please." He clutched his head. "Ack." Colonel dashes to where Volteel was. "Forgive me Your Honor, I am just...sensitive about my sword." Volteel backhands him and tosses him his sword. "KYAHAHAHAHAHA!! KEEP AWAY!!" A few moments back before Volteel calms down, reverting to his human form. "Damn it...the pain." Cubit gives Volteel a hand back to his chair. "Quit working yourself up." "SENSEI!" Kendo Man helps him up. "Are you ok?" "Yes...I just...got carried away." Colonel says. "Are...you ok?" Volteel asks him. "Yes, I am not so frail." Colonel smirks. "Heh....good." Volteel says. |
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| Cobra Omega | Jul 13 2009, 04:56 PM Post #4196 |
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"Ooookay.. I was wrong about the Colonel part, but the Narrator is still gonna do something once he wakes up, and it'll still be Hell." said Guardian "I'll just have Garnetia whack him again." "I am not doing anymore dirty for you Armarando." said Armarando and Garnetia "Fuck!" said Armarando "If you'll excuse me, I'll be running on over to the arena before the Narrator wakes up..!" Armarando then ran off. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | Jul 13 2009, 05:21 PM Post #4197 |
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Cactank sighs. "As much as I'm proud of your hard work despite your problem, Volteel, you shouldn't overexert yourself." Cybeast shifted into his Gregar form, still sniffing Aquagirl curiously. "Pyu." Aquagirl continued to stare back, leaving the rest of her sundae to the Servbots. Nana looked at Volteel. Something was on her mind. |
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| Cobra Omega | Jul 13 2009, 05:43 PM Post #4198 |
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The Narrator then woke up and said "Gruu-agh..!" as he got up "Garnetia... I told you it wasn't going to make me feel better, it actually made it worse." said the Narrator "Sorry, Armarando told me to do it, and I didn't know it was for revenge at the time, and plus Armarando told us the whole thing." said Garnetia "Dammit, Armarando ruined THAT plan!!" said the Narrator "Now how is my counterpart and I supposed to be entertained?!" "Maybe Mudkips would help?" "GAH! Wh-what did you say?!" "All I said was 'Mudkip'." "GAH! THAT WORD! It burns like a thousand people insulting me!" "What you don't like Mudkips?" "STOP SAYING THAT WORD!!" said Garnetia and the Narrator before the Narrator held his head in pain |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| The Wildebeast | Jul 13 2009, 06:44 PM Post #4199 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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"You catch on quickly," said Burner Man, smiling. "You know what else is a good way to tell if an onion's good? It'll make you tear up when you chop it. Bad onions don't." *** "Douche," muttered Storm Owl as Armarando left the Dance Macabre. |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Briansfox | Jul 13 2009, 07:13 PM Post #4200 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"I usually wear goggles when I chop onions to protect my eyes." said Iris. "Colonel insisted. He's so overprotective." *** "Hey, don't knock the Mudkip, kero. It can evolve into a devestating Swampurt, kero." said Toadman.exe. Snipe sighed, trying to regain his composure. "Pyu?" Aquagirl and Cybeast continued to observe each other. |
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