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| The Wildebeast | Jul 9 2009, 07:18 PM Post #4171 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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As soon as Iris's hands were clean, Burner Man began to speak again. "Now... you've actually cooked before, right? The first thing I want you to do is try preparing a dish you're familiar with. I need to know what areas you have to work on." |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Briansfox | Jul 9 2009, 07:44 PM Post #4172 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"Pyu." Aquagirl scooped some ice cream onto her hand, and offered it to the crying Servbot. "You're still not ova that, Fef?" asked Duckbill Mole. "Oi don't think loiking strawberry parfaits degraeds you at all. 'Cource, Oi could never 'ave one m'self. Too cold for me." *** "Hmm. Well, I think I'm most familiar with vichyssoise." said Iris. "It's like a potato soup." |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Shade Man | Jul 9 2009, 08:07 PM Post #4173 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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Salamandra begins to laugh. "Little pussy has a sweet tooth." Fefnir grabs his guns and had a murderous expression on his face. "That is why Duckie." BANG BANG "THAT HURT!!" Salamandra had two gunshots. "Gimmie a butterknifwe before these close over the bullets Bob." Pride puts her guns away. "Is that ok Fefnir?" Fefnir and Noble looked at her slightly afraid, unable to speak. The Servbot cheers up and tries the ice cream. "MMmmm. Thank you and...I'm sorry." |
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| The Wildebeast | Jul 10 2009, 05:42 AM Post #4174 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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"Yeah, I know what vichyssoise is," said Burner Man. "Lemme get the ingredients for ya." With that, he began to scurry about, grabbing leeks, onions, butter, potatoes, cans of chicken broth, cartons of milk, cups of heavy cream and chives and setting them on the table in front of them. |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Cobra Omega | Jul 10 2009, 06:30 AM Post #4175 |
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
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The Narrator looked out of the corner of his eye at Burner Man and Iris, and then looked out of the other corner of his eye at Armarando and walked up to Armarando. "Hey Armarando, follow me real quick, oh and it's not a request or an order, it's a demand!" said the Narrator as he walked outside dragging Armarando with him. As soon as they got in front of Cobra's ship he stopped dragging Armarando. "Right here's good.. Ok, me and my RL counterpart were mind-discussing something, seeing as my counterpart and I can no longer be entertained by violence or mindfuck due to it being overdone, we need other forms of amusement, then my counterpart got this GREAT idea, and you don't have enough glory moments, so we picked you." said the Narrator "Well, alright. Tell me this idea." said Armarando "Well y'see." the Narrator whispered "Remember how Snipe said 'The posters will find it amusing' about the whole Iris/Burner Man thing? Well I think my counterpart found a way to make it more entertaining for himself. If Iris does choose to make something after Burner Man is done teaching her how to cook, make ABSOLUTLEY SURE, you are the first to taste test it! You see, you are more emotionless than most of us, I think only Tau beats you in that department, though you didn't hear it from me, which makes you PERFECT for it. For your reaction can make or break this for my counterpart, and my counterpart is being a crazy fellow right now, so I'd reccomend not screwing this up for your sake and mine." "Are you mad?!" whispered Armarando "What if it's still horrible as rumored?!" "Then my counterpart and I will laugh at your expense and then have Rubalina heal you if it's too bad. Otherwise, we are gonna have to come up with another plan to amuse us without sending some super powered villian, or having others mess with our mind." said the Narrator before laughing "Now get your ass back in there, and don't tell a soul about this! If everyone knew, it would be no fun for my counterpart, and believe me, with how he is right now, he NEEDS the fun." "Alright. I will tell no one." "Don't even tell Drakelor if and when he gets back from the arena before it's time." "Alright, not even m'lord will know." said Armarando and the Narrator as Armarando walked away "Excellent..! GYAH HA HA HA!! Oh shit, am I being evil again?" said the Narrator as he teleported and sat on the roof of Cobra's ship "Meh..! GYAH HA HA HA!!" Armarando then walked back in. "What did the Narrator talk to you about?" "By order and demand of the Narrator and his counterpart, I am under oath not to tell a soul." said Guardian and Armarando "Not even Drakelor?" "Not even m'lord! Now if you'll excuse me...!" said Emeraldo and Armarando Armarando then sat down at a empty table that was somewhat near the kitchen |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | Jul 10 2009, 10:38 AM Post #4176 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"Woi would you be concerned about what your enemies think?" asked Duckbill Mole. "It's just odd if ya ask me." "Pyu." Aquagirl smiled back at the Servbot. *** "Thank you so much." said Iris. "You don't know how often I mix up ingrediants." She got to work chopping the leeks and potatoes. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Shade Man | Jul 10 2009, 11:13 AM Post #4177 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"Hard to be feared if they laugh at you." Fefnir says. |
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| The Wildebeast | Jul 10 2009, 12:19 PM Post #4178 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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"Ah... there's the first problem," Burner Man said firmly, with genuine concern evident in his voice. "You can't be mixing up any of the ingredients or leaving any of them out. That's Rule #1 for neophyte chefs like you; follow the recipe. Study it like it's the holy scripture and follow it word for word; don't be leaving anything out unless it tells you that you can. "Now, after you actually get some damn experience under your belt, that's when you can start to- HOLD IT!" Burner Man quickly and roughly grabbed Iris's right hand before she brought it down onto one of the potatoes on the chopping board. "You gotta check if they're fresh first. Rule #2: a dish is only as good as its ingredients. Rotten potatoes taste like shit no matter how you serve 'em." He scooped up the potato with his free hand and sniffed it a couple of times. "This potato ain't no good. Toss it." |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Briansfox | Jul 10 2009, 12:34 PM Post #4179 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"Huh? But you're the one who-" Iris began to protest, but remembered her manners and stopped. "Sorry, I shouldn't talk out of turn. We might as well get another, yeah?" *** "So what? Fef, you're one of the greatest warriors Oi know. Loiking a certain toipe of food isn't going to change moi moind about yah. If someone laughs at you for it, nuts to them! You still 'ave the strength to show 'em who's boss, mate." Duckbill Mole shook his head and chuckled. "'Ow surreal is this. The student is teachin' the master." |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| The Wildebeast | Jul 10 2009, 12:47 PM Post #4180 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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"-put the ingredients on the table in the first place?" asked Burner Man, finishing her sentence. "Kid, this ain't for me; I'm trying to see what you need to work on. Now, apparently, you need to learn how to weed out good potatoes from bad ones. Take a look at this one." He set down the potato he took away in front of Iris, pointing to a cut in the potato's skin. "Broken skin? Bad sign." He flipped the potato over, revealing a tiny sprout that was growing on the underside. "Sprouts? Bad sign." He scooped up a knife and sliced the potato open, revealing a black spot in the center. "Black spot? Bad sign. Also... this is important... rotten potatoes are usually gonna smell like Rasputin's carcass, and this one's no exception. Take a whiff if you don't believe me." His attention left the aged potato as he glanced over at Iris, their eyes meeting. "You see? If I only gave you fresh ones to use, you never would've learned." |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Shade Man | Jul 10 2009, 01:51 PM Post #4181 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"It's about a man's pride." Fefnir says. "When someone tries to knock you down you must stand taller and make them back down before you. Punch them in the face for it, kick their ass and let them know you're the man and they are pathetic for daring to make you seem as you are not." |
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| The Wildebeast | Jul 10 2009, 02:02 PM Post #4182 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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"If you're so sure that you're the better man," inquired Rho, "why pay the lesser man any heed at all? Laugh at the fools who question your awesome power, just like I do with the self righteous bloggers and armchair critics who think that they know how to run a multi-million dollar company better than I do." |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Shade Man | Jul 10 2009, 02:22 PM Post #4183 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"You guys don't get me...I'm the FIGHTING General. I didn't get that title due to my diplomacy skills." "He lacks the patience. I've seen him play chess once...2 minutes then he knocked the board off the table because he kept calling the knight 'Horsey'." Noble says. "AWWW SHADDAP!!" Fefnir yells. |
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| Briansfox | Jul 10 2009, 02:57 PM Post #4184 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"Fef, you're basically saying what Oi told you. How does that disprove moi point?" asked Duckbill Mole. *** "I see." said Iris, trying not to pinch her nose because her hands were clean. "Does the same apply to leeks and onions?" |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Shade Man | Jul 10 2009, 03:01 PM Post #4185 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"So are you agreeing with me on the kick people's ass point or what?" Fefnir looked a bit confused. Noble waved his paw over his head to signify Fefnir being lost. Pride was giggling. |
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