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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
Topic Started: Nov 3 2008, 02:42 PM (102,563 Views)
The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"The hell's eatin' you?" Burner Man asked Colonel. "I offered to teach her to be a chef, not a damn suicide bomber."

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"See, even she agrees with me..." Storm Owl muttered under his breath.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"It's because her cooking has been classified by some of our men as a bioweapon." Kendo Man says before getting punched out by Colonel.

"BITE YOUR TONGUE!!" Colonel yells.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR? I EAT HER FOOD JUST FINE. I DON'T SEE WHY YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS WITH IT" Kendo yells back.

"You DARE raise your voice to your Master?" Colonel takes out his sword and swings for Kendo Man.

"Yeah...I do." Kendo Man parries it and they begin to fight and argue.

"They do this all the time..." Jet sighs.

"At least he does it with other people." Famous sighs.



"Someone say Kickball?" Mega Man says. "I'll play."
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You got Serv'd....get it? :P
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Iris sighed. "Let's just get started, shall we, Mr. Burnerman?"

"Why do I have a feeling this'll end in tragedy?" asked Nana.

"Tragedy for us, maybe. The posters will find it quite amusing." said Snipe.

"The Servbots seem to be getting along with Aquagirl just fine." observed Bon. "How come you never showed her to us, Roll?"

Roll had a self-mocking grin on her face. "Personally, I didn't know how Tisel would take it. I don't really know what his policy is on infants. Pretty silly of me, huh?"
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"Breaking the fourth wall again, are we?" Rho said to Snipe Anteater.

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"Oh, so you wanna get started right now?" asked Burner Man, ignoring Kendo Man. "Alrighty then... follow me to the kitchen."

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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Tron looked at Roll funny. "You don't know his policy on infants when he lives with 41 infantile Servbots?"

The Servbots stop eating.

"Sorry guys." Tron says.

"You know we don't talk about #41. He's an outsider." #1 says.

"Yeah but like I said he's safe and I made him official." Tron says.

"He's Creepy." # 33 says.

Tron looks at all their faces. "Ok, enough. Keep eatting or I'll have the nice ladies take your food away."
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Roll chuckled. "Yeah, I guess that was silly of me."

"Oi don't think Oi eva met this mystary Servbot." said Duckbill Mole.

"Oh, he doesn't show up that often." whispered Bon. "The other guys don't consider him among their ranks because of his eccentric attitude."

Aquagirl noticed the Servbots were concerned about something. "Pyu?" She offered one of them some of the food they gave her.

"You should know by now that the Fourth Wall means nothing to me here." said Snipe.

"Okay." said Iris, following Burnerman into the kitchen.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"We're ok." One of the Servbot's said to her. "Want some Curry Rice?"

"Wait..see if it's ok first." Tron says.

"She has eaten my sister's food...she's strong enough to try this." Colonel says while having Kendo Man in a headlock.

"I GIVE, I GIVE!!!" Kenod cries out.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"You must forgive me, my boy," said Rho. "I arrived at the party rather late... far later than you did, in any event."

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"Before we start anything," said Burner Man, pointing towards the sink, "I want you to give your hands a good washing. Wash your hands before and after handling any kind of food, especially raw meat."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Phi snuck off." Sigma noted.

"Hey she took Captain Commando and went to check on Dynamax." Super Joe says.

"Why him?" Sigma asks.

"They used to date." Super Joe says.

"What?" Sigma was now getting into his 'overprotective big brother mode'. He gripped his gun and smiled malevolently.

"Preapre yourself for that." Mars says to Crash Man.

"Huh...wait..no...Iota wouldn't let him." Crash snickers.

"Oh...so there is something between you two?" Mars teases.

"Shut it." crash snaps back.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Hmm.. It's so hard for me to come up with good dialouge when both Drakelor, AND Cobra aren't here." said the Narrator as he appeared "The arena seems like Time froze, and Cobra's taking his sweet ass time havin' a smoothie."

"Is that why Master Omega did not return?" "I thought Craothe told you that already?" "I had such a headache from what Kaiser was saying and doing, I forgot.. Sorry Guardian." "Apology accepted, it's understandable." said Guardian, the Narrator, and Craothe
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Of cource, of cource." said Iris as she began washing her hands.

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"Pyu." Aquagirl took some curry rice into her hand and put it into her mouth.

"I don't think it was ever cleared up whether it was spicy or mild." Roll whispered to Tron. "Aquagirl doesn't like spicy food."

Marcus snikered, still appearing to be asleep. "Captain Commando, dating that snob? Man, love can make you do crazy things."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"I've never quite understood... love. I know what it is, but I just don't understand it, especially since I don't really feel love, and no one seems to love me." said Armarando

"You'll understand eventually." said Nu "It took me to understand it as well, but now I think I understand just as much as I understand inventing."

"I see.." said Armarando "Though even if I do start to understand love, I do not think I will ever understand why people CHOOSE to sacrafice themselves for loved ones."

"Then tell me Armarando, why do you guard Drakelor?" "He is m'lord, he made me who I am, and I am made to obey his every order." "You guard him out of orders only? Not because you care about him?" "I care about him, but only because I was made that way." "Master Omega made me to guard him, but I don't guard him just because they are orders, or because I was made that way, but because I actually care about him as a friend." "I see.. Well that doesn't mean I have to understand it." said Guardian and Armarando
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Sigma glares at Marcus wordlessly, a creepy smile on his face.

"This is like me with my eyes open. Tread lightly." Iota warns MArcus.

"Besides Jimmy ain't no better." Super Joe says.



"Oh dear." The servbot now looked regretful. "It was spicy."
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You got Serv'd....get it? :P
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Aquagirl's eyes snapped open. "Pyu~!" She immidietally spat out the rice and put her other hand in her mouth, as if to try and get rid of the bad taste. She gave the Servbots a hurt look.

Marcus shrugged. "Hey, I call it like I see it." he said. "But I know where to draw the line. Sorry for insulting your family, Sigma."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"We didn't know." The Servbot that gave her the Curry Rice was starting to cry from being all upset.

Then Maggey appears. "This should help. Compliments of THeir leader as an apology." Maggey gives her a chocolate sundae as Servbot #1 waves. Then looks around. "NOW WHO ORDERED THE STRAWBERRY PARFAIT?"

Fefnir winces. "Not so loud." He whispers to himself. Pride giggled, knowing what was going on.
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