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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
Topic Started: Nov 3 2008, 02:42 PM (102,577 Views)
Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"I hated that scare...I had to sever ties with the net...I felt like I was naked." Mammon says.

"Of course you don't Iris. You one of the sweetest girls I know." Jet says.

"Indeed." Colonel comes in. "Calm down old friend and unwind. You need to relax your wings from time to time."
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Storm sighed, sipping his martini. "Yeah, I know, I know... I'll loosen up once I get a little booze in my system."

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"Beautiful? Really?" asked Laura. "Well, thank you very much, Mammon; you're a sweet fella."

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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Hmm." Oliver felt that he was onto something. "Mammon, can you find any connection between the Cyber viruses and Umbrella? Anything at all?"

Cybeast wandered over to Fefnir.

"Oi think 'ee wants to getta know ya, Fef." said Duckbill Mole. "What is 'ee, anyway?"

"That's Cybeast, my pet." said Oliver. "He was formally an esteemed reploid scientist before the Cyber virsues turned him into this."

"Ah, shame." said Duckbill Mole. "No one should go through somethin loik that, mate."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"It's alright." Garnetia said to Hard Man "One of my older brothers is being a dick to one of my younger brothers."

"HEY! I'm trying to be peaceful for once!" "Shut up Onyxor!" said Onyxor and Rubalina before Onyxor got slapped by Rubalina

"When did you get so brave?! You're one of the fucking pacifists of our family!" "I've changed since we all seperated and then found Emeraldo again, and then came here. I'm still a pacifist, but if I have to slap some sense into you I will!" said Onyxor and Rubalina

Garnetia looked at her older brother and younger sister before saying to Hard Man again "Um.. Anyways, I'll have whatever your having."

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"Heh heh. Yeah. But that makes it so my Canon self has something to look forward to after the war's over, even if he doesn't know it." said Cobra

All of a sudden Kaiser walked into the ship saying "Knock knock I'm commin' in."

"Kaiser! What are you doing here?" "As weird and paradoxy as this is gonna sound, things are too chaotic at the club for me right now." said Cobra and Kaiser

"Let me guess. Hard Man and Mars' arrival is making you feel insignificant despite the fact you haven't done anything in a while." "No, no, it's not that, Emeraldo and Rubalina's older siblings arrived, one of them's nice, but the other two, Onyxor and Adamantanius scare the fuck out of me, and I don't know why because Thornacus don't scare me, and he's a Court Jester gone bad!" "Ah, I see. Well I'm gonna be heading back to the club soon, until then, I'm curious about hearing about your ex-girlfriend, you've mentioned her quite a few times, and I'm curious now." said Cobra and Kaiser

"You really want to hear about her? Hmph, guess I might as well talk about her since no one besides me and B.D. know about it. Basicly when I was first made, I was made to help the Guts 'N Brawn Reconstruction but my love from women which was based off of yours, kicked in as soon as I saw her, Janetia Firanga, the first reploid built by my creator's friend, She was beautiful, and I was willing to do anything for her, I asked her out and she said 'She wanted a bad boy', and I was so blind with love, I was willing to disobey my creator to be with her, so I painted my brown and gold colored armor to pure black, and started raisin' some hell, a few days later, she's all over me, and things are good, then a few months later, just before B.D. was built, I notice my stash of bombs was missing, and my creator was very ill, so I went to my girl's place, saw the bag of bombs in the livin' room, so I went to her room, and I caught her with another guy talking about how much she was gonna sell my bombs for, while she was screwin' him, I made sure they didn't see me, went back to the living room, grabbed my bag of bombs, and threw the deadliest one I had in the room, and killed em' both." said Kaiser

"Holy shit..! Do you have a picture of what she looked like before you killed her." "Yeah, I always keep on me." said Cobra and Kaiser before Kaiser handed him the picture

Cobra looked at the picture, the figure in it was a woman with semi-long black hair, brown skin, wearing a black, skin-tight suit under some light weight dark grey armor, with a visor over both of her eyes.

"Oh my god! If you got rid of the visor and put her in regular clothes, she looks just like Jannet!" "Holy shit, it's coincedence enough I'm based off an alternate you, but my former girlfriend, is based on a alternate version of your Jannet! Shit I'm gonna be thinking about that for days." said Cobra and Kaiser
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Slur is tied to both somehow but data is scarce." Mammon says. "And...you're welcome Laura."



"You telling me you'd down a whole keg of beer?" Hard Man says to Garnetia. "This I gotta see....am I THAT lucky here?" He takes two kegs from Gumshoe.



"If her slapping don't work....my Hundred HAnd Slap's will, so behave." Frost Man chimes into the arguement.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Yeah, I can drink that, no problem." said Garnetia


"Thanks Frost Man." said Rubalina

"Hmph..!" said Onyxor before walking away from them


Thornacus then walked back in still dragging Gemini, except Gemini was now knocked out, and had many scratches on him.

"The 'meeting' went well, he didn't resist at all." said Thornacus before throwing Gemini onto the floor "I don't want him to ever to come in contact with a Dark Chip, and I didn't want to have to do that to him, but it was neccessary to get him to stop thinking about Dark Chips."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"It's ok...I have to be calmed down like that myself sometimes." Frost Man says.



Hard Man was speechless, he just handed her a keg.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Garnetia started to guzzle down the keg at a rapid rate and finished drinking it 45 seconds before setting it down.

"That tasted better than I remember! I'll have another one." said Garnetia

Adamantius just looked shocked seeing his sister was able to drink a keg like that faster than he could.
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Hard Man blinked for a moment. "Am I dreaming or just damn lucky? Where have you been all my life?"
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Garnetia giggled before saying "That's sweet of you to say. By the way, I don't think I got your name. I'm Garnetia Leone, the fourth oldest of my family. What's your name?"


Eclipse walked up to Onyxor and said "Your name is Onyxor correct? I am Eclipse. The way you act and speak, it reminds me of how I was when I was younger, I am still like how you are now, but I've developed somewhat since then."

"Hmm.. Do you believe in survival of the strongest?" "As a matter of fact, I do, I am glad I am not the only one who believes in that." "I think we are going to get along just fine old man." "Hm hm hm. I agree." said Onyxor and Eclipse
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Hard Man." Hard Man says as he picks up his keg. "And my partner's my brother Mars...the skating tank guy. The douche in the pajamas is my immediate brother Shadow Man. He bugs you, you come to me."

"The day you scare me Hardy is the day I eat my Cypher." Shadow Man bickers.

"Least I can kick Top Man's ass." Hard Man answers. "Anyway...you single? And if so why are men dumb enough not to latch onto a Goddess like you?"
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Yes I am single." said Garnetia "And I think they haven't latched onto me due to how intimidating me older brothers Onyxor and Adamantius are, Adamantius is a nice guy at times, but I hate Onyxor, and I hate how I have to be his 'servent'."

She then whispered to Hard Man "Onyxor used to be really nice, but once he heard about Dark Chips, he was obsessed with becoming more powerful, and obsessesd with Dark Chips. And ever since he forced me to be his servant, I haven't gotten to have any fun, or cook, eat, drink, sing.."

"Hmm...! What...are...you...whispering...about...Sister...Garnetia...?" "Nothing Brother Adamantius." "Hmm...! If...you...say...so...." said Adamantius and Garnetia
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Then you'd want to kick Shadow Man's ass. He's one of the two dudes responsible for them. The other is my creator's son...kinda another bro....Dr. Regal." Hard Man says. "I ain't invovled in that crap, he's part of this Black Gauntlet group. I still roll under Dr. Wily's banner. However intimidation ain't a prob with me....my hide's nigh invulnerable." Hard Man says. "Hence the name. Soooo...what's your sign?"
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Ah, I see. As for my sign, I have no idea to be honest. I know what day I was built on, but I don't know anything about the signs."

"What day were you created on?" Craothe chimed in

"Let's see.. I was made on February 14th." "Ah, so you were created on Valentine's Day then." "Yep, it's one of my favorite holidays, though some people forget to wish me happy birthday on that day seeing as most people are too busy celebrating the holiday." said Garnetia and Craothe
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Aquarius then huh?" Hard Man says. "And no way I'd forget. We'd just party twice as hard."
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