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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Not even... me? Sandy thought, overhearing Craothe.

***

"I remember when dark chips were all the rage," said Abuelo. "The hottest drugs on the street; at least among reploids. Hey, Sable, remember how your pappy gave you that sermon about how you should never, ever try one of those?"

"Do I ever," groaned Sable. "Worst 50 minutes of my life."

***

"ALL RIGHT! ROCK AND ROLL!" called a booming voice from the front door. It was Storm Owl of Repliforce. He soared into the room and nonchalantly perched himself on the bar table.

"Gimme a martini; shaken, not stirred."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Flame Man was still complaining. "Fucking blew me up along with the ashen dark chips...gonna kick his ass more later."



"Old Man Stormie, welcome to the party." Jet says as he begins to recover from Grid Man's tackle.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Aww, that's sweet of you. And yeah I feel a little thirsty." said Garnetia to Hard Man

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"Ahhh, I see... Back and Drakelor and I were one person known as Ken, before the sawmill accident, It was a somewhat similar thing between me and a girl called Jannet, just like you I fell in love with her when I heard her voice, and I thought she was beautiful, but just like Burst Girl just thinks you are a Pervert and annoying sidekick, It was like taht for me as well, except I was so low on my friends' food chain, I couldn't even be considered a sidekick more like a 'useless minion'.. And just like you I watched Jannet and wish I could touch her.. Though you are still in love with Burst Girl, so she obviously hasn't done anything to hurt you emotionally too badly.." said Cobra


"Ok, a deal's a deal, I'll tell you what's been bugging me.. When Tomahawk Man was mentioning he was at least gonna go on a date with Ruby in canon, at the same time I was thinking about how Ruby and Guardian are dating in non-canon.. It made me realize, here, Sandy knows me very well, and I can demostrate more powers here than in canon, which is probably one reason she likes me, but while I am happy here, in canon, I'm miserable, I'm hiding that sadness with anger and happiness, and the reason why I am miserable in canon is because I have no girl of my own, and plus, what if I never meet Sandy in canon, and even if I do, I won't be as powerful in canon as I am in non-canon, so if she is still single by the time I meet her in canon, what if she doesn't like me as much as she does here? What if no woman in canon likes me? I've seen plenty of happy couples here, that are also couples in canon, and I envy them so much...." said Cobra again

Cobra then sighed and said "Long story short, I'm bummed out because I'm worried about no woman in canon liking me at all no matter what I do, how I act, or how powerful or weak I am.... I feel stupid mentioning it now, but at least I got it off my chest.."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"'Ey, Jet!" exclaimed Storm Owl. "Nice to see ya here, buddy. What's going on?"

***

"No need... I'll do it for you," Burner Man seethed to Flame Man, storming out of the kitchen as his fists retracted into his forearms.

***

Laura began to stroke Mammon's back. "I'm sorry to hear that, lil' guy... you too, Cobra. But I just wanna tell y'all that you're not alone. Y'ever hear this song? One of the most popular ones of the 1990s:

When you were here before,
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fuckin' special

But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here...
"

***

"Cobra, that's a bunch of nonsense," Sandy said sternly. "I like you because you're cute and you're fun to be around, not because you're powerful. I mean, it's not like I'm not powerful too."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Thanks." Nana said to Sigma. "I was getting a bit worried."

"Wait, you take Dark Chips?" Iris asked.

Nana hung her head in shame. "I'm not proud of it. And I'm trying to get better. I just wanted the power to protect everyone."

Aqua Beast yawned. "Well, I'd best get back to the confines of Aquagirl's mind. I trust that you'll take good care of her, Frostman."

With that, Aqua Beast shifted forms. Aquagirl was now in her place, sleeping like a baby.

Cybeast sniffted Aquagirl, and licked her head.

"You like her, huh?" said Oliver. He then turned to Shademan. "Shade, you think you can do me a favor and dig up some more information about this 'Umbrella' corporation?"
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Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"You're a dumbass. She likes you for you, nto how big your superpower wang is. Big clue...you keep getting your ass kicked. She is still with you. Nuff said, don't make me bite you. And Laura..I'm not really in the bat right now....this ugly looking cycloptic DNA thing on the monitor is me...but i getcha. I am not giving up on her. I just know it's an uphill battle." Mammon says to everyone before reentering his bat shell. "Ok...stroke away."


"Burner stop....he can't help it like a blind man can't help not seeing. It's Wily's fault....he's coping as best he can and I need to accept that." Flame says. "Besides...I don't want to hurt Oil like that..."


"I got tackled by Kendo Feeb's brother." Jet says. "You?"



"Of course." Shade says.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"How did they..? No I shouldn't think about that, I'll just stop being a Spock and let logic jump offa cliff for once." thought Cobra

"Well we've gotten to know each other for quite some time since we first started to date here, but I'm worried that we might not even be able to meet in Canon... I'm worried about not meeting anyone I've become friends with here in Canon.. In fact it's one of the few times I envy my Canon self, he's more depressed, but at least he's naive to all that's going on here, so he doesn't have to worry about not being able to meet you and the others at the moment." said Cobra to Sandy

"And plus back when I was fully human, no one hardly ever liked me for me, so I just tend to assume people like me now because of my powers." said Cobra as he turned around
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"Brother?" parroted Storm Owl, puzzled. "Boy never told me he had a brother... but, yeah, I've been all right. Couple of punk kids tried to mug me for money on the way here, but I showed those fuckers what for."

***

"Sorry," Burner Man sighed. "It... it's a gut impulse. You get hurt, I get the urge to hurt the SOB who did it. No worries, though, I know he can't help it."

***

Laura giggled. "You're funny, Mammon... and, yeah, never give up on that lady... 'fore y'all know it, she'll see how beautiful y'are within."

***

"You know why people didn't like you when you were human?" asked Sandy. "'Cause they were stupid. And blind. Really, if they can't appreciate you for who you are, fuck 'em. As for canon... right now, I'm in Neo Arcadia City. Where are you?"
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"And you don't need to be self concious about recent events. We wouldn't hold it against you for moving on. Kinda spy on the arena from time to time....heard you and Fox Man talk. Anyone gives you grief...they answer to me. Move on....Orion'd want you to be happy if anything." Mammon whispers to Laura. "BTW...I hacked the doors...sorry Cobra." He says loudly now. "You'll meet people and make friends...heck, you got a legion of pantless potentials, Iota, Crash and all that in canon. It has begun."


"Apparently two. The guy with the cat is his big bro. Apaprently he swings both ways and is Shade Man's bodyguard. The football freak's his kid bro...big jock dogooder type." Jet grumbles.


"Ehh...thanks for the sentiment. Glad to know I got back up." Flame says.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Cobra stood still for a few seconds and the faced both Sandy and Mammon as he said "That's true. Thanks, both of you."


Cobra then said to Sandy "As for my canon location, it's Code Island at the moment, but I think my ship is gonna be heading to Doppler Town once there is no interruptions and my canon self can launch the ship. I'm not sure though, my Canon self's fuzzy memory is starting to get to me"
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Thanks, Shade." said Oliver. "It'd really mean a lot to me. And to Cybeast here, too."

Cybeast shifted into his Gregar form and yipped happily.

"Hello, Storm Owl." said Iris. "You seem to be in usual form."

Aquagirl was still snoozing on Frostman's shoulder.

"Frost, would you be a dear and put her down?" Roll asked. "I don't want her to fall off of you in her sleep."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Frost Man picks her off his shoulder and cradles her in his arms. "I won't let her get hurt....I can't let her get hurt. If stupid Dark Man comes back I'll smash him good."

"Eh? Dark Man you say?" Mars turns. "Don't tell me that moron's giving you grief."

"He is." Frost says. "He even said Crash and I don't care about Dad."

"WHAT?" Hard Man says. "That dick's getting a Knuckle up his ass next time I see him. Crash is one of my boys...and you're ok Frost." He looks at Garnetia. "Sorry...one of my kid brother's being a cock to the bro's I like...what do you drink?"

Tomahawk finally got up. "You're slightly redeemable after all."
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"Doppler Town?" asked Sandy. "I guess it is going to be a while, eh?"

***

"Y... y'really think so?" Laura asked Mammon.

***

"No prob," Burner Man said warmly.

***

"And what exactly do ya mean by that?" Storm asked Iris, his eyes narrowing. "Oh... and Grid Man, I think I've met before," he said tersely, briefly turning back towards Jet.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"I wouldn't lie to beautiful women. It's time to move on...and Ninetails doesn't seem to be the type to fall easy so this is serious stuff." Mammon says. "As for Umbrella. I can go as far back as Oswald Spencer and the Ashfords and such if you like. I got that info in me."



"Hey don't go getting mad at Iris. She meant it nicely. You're the same energetic old timer you always are...I mean that nicely too." Jet says.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Jet's right, you know." Iris said to Storm Owl. "I never mean offense in anything I say."

"No, I think I'm looking for something else." said Oliver. "Anything about the Cyber viruses, Mammon?"

"Those characters are up for grabs if anyone's interested." said Snipe. "Sorry, possestion by Briansfox again."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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