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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
Topic Started: Nov 3 2008, 02:42 PM (102,579 Views)
Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Guardian ignored what Hard Man said about getting Rubalina's 'Healing Touch' as he continued to think about Cobra.

Within a couple more minutes, Cobra was fully healed, and started to get up.

"Gah..! What happened? Last I remember I was stabbed by Zerrcon and..." said Cobra before noticing Rubalina "Ah you healed me again, Thanks. You really are a good friend."

"It.. It was nothing. I'm just glad I could help." said Rubalina

"Well everytime Me, or someone else needs healing, you usually choose to go to their aid and help them. And I'm glad Guardian thought you were good enough to be his girlfriend." said Cobra

"Thanks." said Rubalina before walking over to Guardian
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Awww...they're emphazing she's his girlfriend so I don't get stupid." Hard Man says before he chugs the whole keg and crushes it against his head. "Too bad i'm born stupid."

"And he admits to i*THWACK* ASS!!" Mars says as he gets slapped by Hard Man.

"Stop being a cunt and enjoy yourself." Hard Man says before beltching. "What's up Chief?" He asks Tomahawk Man.

"Me and Ruby are at least going on a date in canon. Keep away from her and I won't have to kill you." Tomahawk Man threatens him.

"Well look you took his stupid pills today." Hard Man picks up Tomahawk Man and tosses him aside. "Whoops....did I do that Tonto? MY BAD."

"I will take your life." Tomahawk Man gets up and fires of a Silver tomahawk, which rebunds off of his armor.

"Is that your best Geronimo?" Hard laughs. "You fucking suck." Hard Man then fires a Hard Knuckle at Tomahawk Man, strikign him hard in the gut.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Cobra listened to what Tomahawk Man said about him and Ruby dating in canon, while at the same time thinking about how Ruby and Guardian are dating in non-canon, it then made him realize something as he sadly said "I'll be right back... I just realized something...."

Cobra then walked out hunch-backed, and looking sad.

Ehgorios X and Eclipse then walked back in as Ehgorios asked "What's wrong with Cobra?"

"I have no idea!" said Drakelor
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING PINKY?"

Hard Man was being restrained by Shield Sheldon.

"Someone needs to put you in your place Hard Man." The solemn bodyguard says.

"LEGGO MY ARM!!! MARS!!! BACK ME UP HERE!!!" Hard Man yelled.

"His shell's made by the same shit as your fat ass AND he has that force field. Sorry 'pal', you're on your own." Mars says.

"FUCK!!!" Hard Man yells as his arm is twisted uncomfortably.



Tomahawk Man was not getting up. He was hunched over, clutching his gut. "Damn him." He muttered quietly.



"Wily made some stupid machines." Weil muttered.

"Thank god we're separate in this OOC section." x sighs.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Drakelor looked around and said "Don't tell me I'm gonna have to be the one to cheer Cobra up! I'm no good at sort of thing!"

"If you don't want to do it alone, I'll help you." said Craothe "Oh hey Ehgorios. I'll talk to you after we are done helping Cobra."

"That's fine with me. See you when you get back." said Ehgorios before watching Drakelor and Craothe walk out
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Ummm...how long are you going to hug me? I need repairs still." Crash asks Iota.

"Deal." Iota says.

"Selfish as ever." Crash sighs. "Why do i put up with you?"

"You usually mention my ass." Iota says.

"Face is nice too." Crash muses.

"Heh...unusually classy for you." Iota says.

"Have a yearly quota to fill." Crash answers.



"Make him squeal like a pig." Mars yells to Sheldon.

"You got issues Dude." Oil says.

"Awww shut up. You try being stuck with an insufferable dick all the time." Mars pauses. "Oh yeah..Flame...my condolences."

"FUCK YOU YOU IMPOTENT MARTIAN BASTARD!!!" Flame Man yells from the kitchen.

Oil couldn't help laughing.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Excuse me." Oliver said to Aqua Beast, who was still pearched on Frostman's shoulder.

"Yes?" Aqua Beast replied.

"You're the Falzer virus infecting Aquagirl, right?" Oliver asked.

"Not per say. We share the same body, yes. But I'm more of a guardian angel than an infection." said Aqua Beast.

"I see. Anyway, do you know where you came from?"

Aqua Beast thought for a moment. "I might as well." She noticed Bloodrose. "You there. Are you familiar with a Dr. Isabelle Slur?"
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Drakelor was pounding on the door of Cobra's ship saying "Come on Cobra! Open up! It's Drakelor!"

"I don't care who you are, just leave me alone!" yelled Cobra from the other side of the door

"Oh come on you don't mean that you attention whore you!" "DRAKELOR!" "What? That was a compliment!" said Drakelor and Craothe

Craothe then tried knocking and said "Cobra? Come on, please open up. Don't make me have to disturb Sandy while she's working!"

"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!! You can come in, but I refuse to talk about the problem!" said Cobra before opening the door on his ship

"Oh come on Cobra! You won't be any better unless you talk about the problem!" "Then I'll stay miserable!" said Drakelor and Cobra

"Cobra, Drakelor's right, if you don't tell us about it, you won't get any better." "Well then I'll stay miserable for good, because I ain't talking about it with nobody! Not you, not Drakelor, not Sandy, not Guardian, not Illiana, NO ONE!!" said Craothe and Cobra before Cobra stormed off

"Well. We tried our best, let's go!" "Alright.." said Drakelor and Craothe before leaving Cobra's ship and heading back towards the club

"How'd it go Lucille?" asked Ehgorios

"Cobra's refusing to talk about what's bugging him, he says he won't talk about it with anyone, not even Sandy or Guardian." said Craothe

"He doesn't even want to talk to me about it? It must be bugging him pretty badly then." said Guardian "I don't know what to say that'd help, other than we are just better off leaving him be for now."

"I suppose you have a point, but he's so miserable..." said Craothe
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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"We were accuaintences before..." Bloodrose says.




Hard Man finally got out of Sheldon's grip. "Fuck Pinky...you're a killjoy."

"Hooray for that. Smarten up. Remember I'm the one guy that can take you easy in our group." Sheldon says.

"Fucking Gate's bitch ass..." Hard Man walks up to Mars and slaps him upside the head. "Lotta help you were."



"Is it because you keep on getting clobbered?" Mammon was hanging from Cobra's ceiling. "I know how it feels. No one seems to respect you, they think they can waltz in and push you around...but seriously dude." The body shuts off and a freaky looking being appears on his ships Monitors...Mammon's real self. "What's eating you Snakey?"
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Well, Slur created me, and in fact all of the Cyber viruses." said Aqua Beast. "She's the one who sabotaged the New-Gen reploid research, and is responsable for what happened to Trill."

Cybeast shifted into his Falzer form, looking at Aqua Beast curiously.

"When the Alpha Army practically destroyed the Umbrella corporation, she became paranoid." explained Aqua Beast. "She thought any robot with sentiant thought could turn on humanity at any moment. This eventually led to the creation of the Cyber viruses."

"Then why isn't Aquagirl a mindless beast?" Oliver asked.

"I felt pity for her." Aqua Beast sighed. "She was just a child, and I was going to take away everything she could've accomplished. I didn't want to do that."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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"Whoops" Salamandra says. "I guess i messed up there didn't I?"

"Shut up." Sheldon says. "Scum like you don't deserve to live."

"If we didn't need your ass." Salamandra stops himself.
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Cobra Omega
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"How'd you...?!" said Cobra "Nevermind... Anyways. I do not wish to talk about it. It's sad and stupid at the same time."

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All of a sudden three figures approuched the club

"Garnetia, be a dear and open the door for us." "Yes brother.." said Onyxor and Garnetia as she held the door open letting Onyxor and Adamantius in before letting go of the door and frowning

"That voice..." said Emeraldo and Rubalina

"Onyxor! You have some nerve coming to where I am at!" said Emeraldo

"Emeraldo, my younger and more foolish brother, tell me, are you still blinded by the lust for money?" "Are you still blinded by your lust for power and Dark Chips?" "Touche you little prick..! Anyways, I didn't come here to start up that old argument again despite how much we hate each other. I am here to relax, just as you are." said Onyxor and Emeraldo

"Besides." said Onyxor "Didn't you notice Brother Adamantius and Sister Garnetia?"

"Garnetia?!" said Rubalina

"Rubalina?!" responded Garnetia as they looked at each other

They both hugged as Rubalina said "It's been too long Big Sister, what happened to you since your plan for all of us to seperate?"

"Well I had quite a few jobs, one I regret quitting, and sometime later, Adamantius and Onyxor go to the club I was working at, when I said I didn't want to join them, Adamantius was gonna let me be, but then Onyxor brainwashed him!" said Garnetia

"Grr...! I...was...not...brainwashed...merely...informed...!" said Adamantius "Hmm...! Good...to...see...you...again...Rubalina...!"

"It is good to see you too Adamantius. Oh and by the way Garnetia, the weapon you made for me, it's been very useful." "That's good, I worked on it for days before father left, and it was my first time working with metal, so I am glad we are both sastified with it." said Rubalina and Garnetia

Garnetia then looked over at Hard Man and said to Ruby "Be right back."

Garnetia then walked up to Hard Man and said "Hey there!"
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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"I'm in love with a woman who sees me as an annoying pest and has tried to maul me on several occasions. It's made worse as she views me as family when I am just a creation of Shade Man and not his kid. I'm pathetic. My LIFE is sad and stupid so lay it on me. Let me save you from being me." Mammon says.



"Whoa...hello there lil lady." Hard Man says.

"Wait..WHAT?" Mars' eyes widen. "Every time...always to him." Mars gets pissed and wheels away from them. "Bloody Hell...what do women see in him?" He mutters as he heads past Fros Man and that group.



"You better not have any chips on you." Sigma says to Onyxor. "You best hands them all over of else that creepy flower might end up trying to kill you...if I don;t bring you in. We don't like each other but we have a mutual accquaintance trying to kick the habit."

"Yeah...recent rule, no Dark chips in my club." Shade Man says.
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Cobra Omega
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"Alright, If you tell me about the woman you're in love with so I can see if I can try and help you, and I'll tell you. Deal?" said Cobra

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"So do you come here often?" Garnetia asked Hard Man


"Alright fine." said Onyxor as he took out 5 bags, each filled with about 125 dark chips "That's all of the Dark Chips I have."

Adamantius then noticed Gemini starting to eye the bags and grunted as he pointed the tip of his Pole-Axe at Gemini

"Adamantius!! What are you doing, that is one of our allies!!" "Grr...! He...was...looking...at...the...bags...in...a...eerie...way...!" said Onyxor and Adamantius

Thornacus then said to Adamantius "Hey hey hey! He's my creation, I'll take care of him ok!"

Onyxor then looked at Thornacus and said "What a surprise to see you here Thornacus. Tell that creation of yours to stop eyeing the Dark Chips before Adamantius has to use that Pole-axe to make sure he does not steal them."

"Alright. Alright. Gemini, come this way please, it's not time for one of our usual meetings, no this is gonna be a 'meeting'.." "What is the difference?" "You'll see, MWE HEE HEE!!" said Thornacus and Gemini before Gemini was dragged out of the club, his arm being held by Thornacus
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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Flame and oil go outside again....and bomb Man too.

Moments later.

"HE BLEW ME UP!!!" Flame barges in. "THE ASSHOLE BLEW ME UP!!"

"YOU GOT TOO CLOSE!!!" Bomb Man yells.

Flame Man then kicks Bomb Man in the nuts. "Fuck you."

"Owww....." Bomb Man falls over.

"Dang...you two have problems" Oil Man says.



"No, but the owner's my kid bro. Figure I'd check this place out. If I knew a pretty thing like you'd be here I'd have come opening day." Hard Man smiles. "Thirsty?"




"Burst Girl, the half sister of Shade Man and most of their family. Fell in love with her when I heard her sing....sadly I kinda went a bit juvie when I first saw her. She's beautiful, I was young, made an ass of myself. Sometimes I've watched her when I was like this through cameras...kinda carried over when I am in that drone bat shell. She thinks I am a pervert....but I kinda have trouble with being a physical being...after all in the net everything is free reign. So we've had a class of culture so to speak and it doesn't help that I actually wish I could touch her, hold her and get to know every inch of her beautiful body...but it's her persoanlity I grew to love first....everything else is second." Mammon sighs. "I love her...I want her to be happy but I'm just...Shade Man's annoying sidekick to her."
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