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| Briansfox | May 16 2009, 05:11 PM Post #3301 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"Such generocity, Lord Planetman." said Spade. "But I know Dia. She's not going to make this easy. Nevertheless, I shall spare her, as you command." "It's fine with me, Big Everlovin'." said Queen Virgo. "Question is, will she agree to this?" "Who can say?" said Spade with a shrug. "I don't think she's ever been truely satisfied in her life." |
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| Shade Man | May 16 2009, 05:13 PM Post #3302 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"You do NOT want my answer but I have ONE incident in mind. All I will say is...that's is how we had a kid." Planet Man says. "BLEHHH!!! DAMN YOUR DISGUSTING MATING TALK!!" Nebuila looked...grossed out. |
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| Cobra Omega | May 16 2009, 11:55 PM Post #3303 |
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Cobra started to poke the Narrator his sword. "Narrator, oh Narrator time to wake up, come on now." said Cobra as he was being as patient as possible "Ok this ain't working.. Narrabot? Do you have any hot sauce or tabasco sauce?" "I have something much hotter hotter hotter than those wimpy things! I have an unlimited supply, of the hottest hottest hottest hot sauce/tabasco sauce on Earth.. er that is, the Earth the Narrator and the Creator are from, not this one, or your homeworld Earth." Narrabot said to Cobra "I can't remember the name of it, but it makes peppers and tabasco sauce seem like mild salsa salsa salsa!" Narrabot then opened the Narrator's mouth and put just a tiny drop of the hot sauce on his toungue. The Narrator then jumped up screaming "AAAAH! FUCK MY TOUNGUE'S ON FIRE, MY TOUNGUE'S ON FIRE!! SOMEONE GET ME A LAKE FULL OF WATER!!" The Narrator was then running around in a circle panting. "Shit, if a tiny drop like that does THIS to a person, I'd hate to see how one would use this sauce as if it were any other hot sauce." said Cobra "So um.. Do you think the Narrator know's his 'Red X's and errors' are gone yet." "Nope nope nope." said Narrabot "But I don't think we even decided who who who would tell him about it yet." "True." said Cobra |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | May 17 2009, 01:41 AM Post #3304 |
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Frost Man stood there looking at the booth seats. "How is this supposed to work?" He tried to move the table but it was bolted tot he ground....until he tried moving it and tore it out instead. "Whoopsie." Mammon let out an agonizing groan. "Can someone stop Tinkergaloot there? I will be SHOCKED if anyone gets the reference." |
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| Cobra Omega | May 17 2009, 02:16 AM Post #3305 |
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Drakelor walked back trying to say 'What reference?', but no sound came out of his mouth when he spoke. Rubalina looked at Drakelor and said "What happened to you?!" Drakelor yanked Emeraldo in and did some hand motions to explain Emeraldo shot him in the throat and then used plant vines to fix the hole in his throat. "Emeraldo! Why?!" said Rubalina "Those memories of Onyxor.. They came back during my 'Serious Mobster' mood, and I was blinded, I thought Drakelor was Onyxor." said Emeraldo "I understand you are still hurt about that day Onyxor and Admantanius left and calling you a blind fool for trying to become powerful with money, rather than true strength, but I didn't think you would get so angry as to mistake Drakelor for Onyxor, Admantanius I could semi-understand, but if anyone is to be mistaken for Onyxor, it would be Kaiser." said Rubalina "I know, I'm sorry.. I just couldn't help it, the way Drakelor was acting was similar to how Onyxor was just before he left." "Uh.. Who's Onyxor, and why would I remind you of him?" said Kaiser "Onyxor is one of my other brothers, he is the second oldest, second strongest, and second biggest one of the Leones. He wore black just like you do, and acts similar and yet different than you, he hated Emeraldo for the fact he had 'greed' and strived to earn some honest money, rather than be like him and do everything through fear, annoyance, and power." said Rubalina Drakelor then mouthed 'Who is Admantanius then?' "Admantanius is the eldest Leone besides father, he is also the biggest and most powerful, but is considered as Onyxor's sidekick since Adamantanius does most of the fighting while Onyxor just watches and interferes when things look rough for Adamantius, Though Onyxor has to do all of the talking as all Adamantanius can do is grunt, growl, and laugh." said Emeraldo "IS NO ONE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME?! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE HERE!!" yelled the Narrator as he kept trying to look for a very very large drink to cool his mouth off |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | May 17 2009, 02:22 AM Post #3306 |
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"Shut up out there you flaming tongued bitch, people are cooking." Flame Man shouted from the kitchen. "Dude, nobody's gonna be hurt because of me on my watch. Solve your problems without violence man." Oil Man walks upt o Drakelor. "Sit, my oil has healing nanobots in it." Oil Man then applies some to Drakelor's wound. "Give it a minute man." Oil Man looks at Emeraldo. "Dude, you need to chill like a penguin...BAD." |
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| Cobra Omega | May 17 2009, 02:33 AM Post #3307 |
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"Chill Penguin? Sorry, had to make that pun." said Cobra "I'm not usually like this, it's just lately those memories of Onyxor and Admantanius have been returning..." said Emeraldo as he sat down and had his face in his hands The Narrator was still running around babbling incoherrently(sp?) ingnoring Flame Man. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | May 17 2009, 02:37 AM Post #3308 |
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"No I made it and you picked it up. FYI the reference Mammon mentioned was Tinker Galoot." Oil Man says. "Easy, all I said was to stay calm. It'll be fine dude, just breathe. Then when you're ready you owe him an apology." Oil Man points at Drakelor. "And you...no revenge nonsense." Oil Man says to Drakelor. "Let there be peace." |
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| Cobra Omega | May 17 2009, 03:58 AM Post #3309 |
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"Aww.. But revenge feels so good..!" said Drakelor in a hoarse voice as his throat started to feel better "Look, Drakelor, I am sorry for taking my anger out on you. I have no excuse about what I did, I was mad about Onyxor, and Adamantanius, and I was mad about how you annoying you were acting, but I took it out on the wrong person." said Emeraldo "Fine.. You get to live for now." said Drakelor Some of the burning in the Narrator's mouth went away as he ran around stealing people's drinks guzzling them down. "Oh you fucking soda bandit..!" said Cobra to the Narrator with a scowl on his face "Hey hey hey! Be lucky the burning in my mouth is gone or else I would've been a lot more annoying than Drakelor. Oh hey, the red x's and errors are gone, when did that happen?" said the Narrator "While you were asleep." said Cobra |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| The Wildebeast | May 17 2009, 08:26 AM Post #3310 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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"I think I'm gonna like you, bro," Burner Man said to Flame Man. "How's the sandwich coming along, by the way?" |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Shade Man | May 17 2009, 11:27 AM Post #3311 |
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"Done." Flame Man says as he cuts it in half. "Thank God I paid to get that extra hand. Those assholes who built me were going to have me with just the exposed arm cannon. Otherwise this would be the bitch to do." |
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| Briansfox | May 17 2009, 12:39 PM Post #3312 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"Huh? Sorry, Emmy. That kinda went over my head." said Melody, a tad confused. "Come out, come out, wherever you are~!" called Aquarius Theater, looking all over for Split Mushroom. "Are you okay now?" Psi asked Iota. |
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| Shade Man | May 17 2009, 01:15 PM Post #3313 |
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Split Mushroom giggled from his hiding spot. |
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| Cobra Omega | May 17 2009, 02:44 PM Post #3314 |
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"Which parts flew over your head Melody?" asked Emeraldo "I think it was probably when-- Wah wah, wah wah wah." said Drakelor "What the?" "I wanted to see how Drakelor would sound as if he were like those people in Charlie Brown who can't speak normally." said Emeraldo and the Narrator |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| The Wildebeast | May 17 2009, 03:01 PM Post #3315 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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Quick Man shook his head. "Thatdevicedoesntworkherenarrator... itworkedinpeanutsbecauseallthecharacterswerelittlekidsinthecomicsothewahwahwah effectwasaddedintomakesureweonlyseethingsfromtheperspectiveofthekids. Howdoesitmakeanysensewithdrakelor?" *** "You were built for... that international tournament contest thingy, weren't you?" asked Burner Man. "I guess your creator figured you were going to be used for competition so you wouldn't need the use of both hands. Or something. Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked here; lemme take a look at that BLT." He picked it up, closely inspecting it from all sides. "Couldn't have done it better myself... good work. HEY SANDY! BLT'S READY!" Sandy burst into the room, tripping over her own feet and barely managing to maintain her balance. "G-got it," she said, struggling to get to her feet as she grabbed the plate that the sandwich was on. With that, she exited the room. "She always was a bit of a clumsy broad," Burner Man whispered to Flame Man. *** Sandy skated over to Lucha Sable's table and set down the BLT in front of him. "Gracias," he said, just before lifting the hearty sandwich to his mouth and taking a bite. He let the combined flavor of the crispy bacon, the savory lettuce and the juicy tomato seep into his taste buds before finally swallowing. "*Sigh*... I love American food." |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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