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| Cobra Omega | May 16 2009, 03:28 AM Post #3286 |
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"It varies from 'minor annoyance' to 'mindfucking-ish-kabab'. At least, that's how I see it.." said Drakelor "What are you supposed to be anyways? Another Daffy Duck clone gone wrong?" |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | May 16 2009, 03:39 AM Post #3287 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"Dude, I'm Oil Man, and this ain't no duckbill." Oil Man says. "Nor am I a blackface stereotype, that stuff's a bad scene. I'm one of the original Robot Masters though by the time I was 100% complete Wily sicced Crashy and co on Mega Man so I don't have an official serial number." "Someone get Dork Man back here so we can see him try to talk to Oil Man." Crash Man laugh. "Duhh I'm Dark Man. I got a fishbowl head and dress like a reject from an 80's sword and sorcery movie. I don't call my brothers by their names." Crash says, doing a poor immitation of Dark Man. |
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| Cobra Omega | May 16 2009, 03:48 AM Post #3288 |
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"Oil Man? Really? I don't know which seems like a stupider idea. Oil Man or Wood Man." said Drakelor The Narrator was just babbling gibberesh, which pissed off Guardian. "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN RED X'S!!" yelled Guardian as he picked up the Narrator by the throat and punched him in the stomach before both the Narrator and Guardian fell down "The Narrator needs to get laid, and Guardian needs anger management." said Drakelor |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | May 16 2009, 06:52 AM Post #3289 |
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"You hide first." said Aquarius Theater, smiling. "That's the first time that's ever happened." said Psi, looking at Iota. "Thank you very much." said Queen Virgo to Sandy as she began to eat her salad. "Red Xs? Oh, you mean the forum images." said Snipe Anteater. "Burstgirl told me that the domain that hosts her images is down, and it'll correct itself eventually. So, there's no need to worry." |
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| Cobra Omega | May 16 2009, 07:15 AM Post #3290 |
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Cobra pokes the Narrator with his sword and said "I don't think he heard that. But I'll tell him when he wakes up, unless you want to tell him. Either way someone's telling him that he doesn't need to freak out." "*sniff* *sniff*.. Cobra, as strange as this is gonna sound, I smell mutiny, and it's coming from your empire, one of your top soldiers is gonna betray, and it's not a Guardian." said Drakelor "So you mean it's gonna be an Imperial or Grand Imperial? Oh that's fucking great, you get one of the narrator's abilities, and so far the only time you used it is to tell me someone with that high a rank will betray me. First Xeok stopped being the lead engineer and became Necron's general, and now!" said Cobra |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | May 16 2009, 09:53 AM Post #3291 |
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"You callin' my brother Stupid?" Guts Man says hearing Drakelor. "Guys who do that go boom." Bomb Man says, backing him up. "Guys, no violence please." Oil Man just gets off his chair and walks away from Drakelor, looking hurt. Guts Man and Bomb Man glare at Drakelor before following Oil Man in order to cheer him up. |
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| Cobra Omega | May 16 2009, 10:40 AM Post #3292 |
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"My my my.. Drakelor DOES still have that habit of pissing people off, looks like my wife proved me wrong..!" said an armored reploid that was 2ft taller and wider than Guardian "Drakhan?! What are you doing here, and when did you get a wife?!" said Cobra "Oh Lord Omega, how good to see you again.. I see you still have inferiors in the army.. Why do you even keep them around, you built me, a much superior machine and yet you still keep inferiors around which will hold us back... You, Lord Omega, are no longer fit to rule the empire. You've gone soft since you first built that inferior, I am a true leader unlike you." said Drakhan "You fool, you are the highest ranked Grand Imperial in the empire, you know better than to opose ME!!" yelled Cobra "That was true until my wife gave me new powers, I am more powerful than I ever would've been obeying you Lord Omega, you are weak, you hold back, you allow even the weakest to join, YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE EMPIRE!!" said Drakahn "I AM THE EMPEROR, NOT YOU, I DECIDE WHAT IS A DISGRACE, AND WHAT IS NOT, YOU ARE A HIGH RANKED SOLDIER WITH A FANCY TITLE THAT IS ALL, NOTHING MORE!!!" yelled Cobra "Oh didn't you hear from the other Grand Imperials? I quit sometime ago, after some time I met my wife who is a brilliant inventor, and I even have a son now. But with my new power, I will need no back-up, and I will become the new emperor of the empire and no one will interfere with our duel ." said Drakahn "Boy you are not worthy of my time, I am your creator, I know your strengths and weaknesses" "HAHAHAHA!! My son got rid of those weaknesses and gave me more strengths, while YOU gained more weaknesses..! Like I said, you've became soft, and are no longer worthy of ruling the empire." said Cobra and Drakhan "Hmph, I won't even have to stand up." said Cobra as his throne appeared behind him and he sat down "You mock me?! I'll strike you down here and now!!" said Drakhan as he charged, but soon he was frozen in his tracks "DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND 'SHUT THE FUCK UP'?!?!" yelled Guardian "Guardian, I am grateful you froze him, but 'take a break'." said Cobra as he snapped his fingers After Cobra snapped his fingers Guardian passed out, but Drakhan stayed frozen. "You will wait until the people in the arena are done battling, then we will settle it there, you win, I'll be dead, I win, then you'll become Gareth's should I lose against him afterwards." said Cobra "Do you... Understand?" "Fine, just unfreeze me." "Two words, 'Hell no'." said Drakhan and Cobra --- Rubalina was ignoring Cobra and Drakhan's little feud and went over to Oil Man. "Hey there. Are you ok?" asked Rubalina with concern in her voice --- Emeraldo on the other hand had other ideas. "Hey Drakelor, come here for a second, I have a surprise for you outside." said Emeraldo "Whatever." said Drakelor as he followed Emeraldo outside After they got out of sight, Emeraldo pummeled on Drakelor and then shot him in the throat. "I know you were being annoying on purpose, that little hole in your throat should keep you quiet though..." said Emeraldo He then realized he was in his 'Serious Mobster' mood and said "Oh shit, Ok, hold on, I'll patch it up, you won't be able to speak for a while though." "I hope Rubalina doesn't hate me for doing a less fatal version of a move Onyxor would do.." thought Emeraldo as he started taking the vines off of his roses and taking off some of the thorns until he made something to patch the hole in Drakelor's throat |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | May 16 2009, 10:49 AM Post #3293 |
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"Yeah..." Oil Man says. "Don't worry Oily, GutsMan is really the funny looking one out of us." Bomb Man said before getting clonked. "I wuzn't the fat guy with the mohawk and the beaky mouth." Guts Man said. "Man that was my old body, you look like you wanted to go as a Constructicon for Hallowe'en." Bomb Man says. "Wow...that didn't seem so funny without the Transformers about." Guts Man muses. "HEY!!" Oil Man started laughing at his brothers antics. "Yeah, I'm fine Beautiful. thanks for asking." He finally says to Rubalina. |
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| Cobra Omega | May 16 2009, 11:11 AM Post #3294 |
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"Are you sure? I feel like I should do something to help you.. Especially since Drakelor is my boyfriend's, creator/master's, brother." said Rubalina |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | May 16 2009, 11:20 AM Post #3295 |
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"Concern is enough for me thanks." Oil Man says. "not everything has to be a big gesture." |
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| Briansfox | May 16 2009, 11:26 AM Post #3296 |
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"C'mon, General. Don't ignore me. I know I've been kinda a dick in the past, but there's a reason for that." said Spade Magnets. "Can we just talk, man to man?" "I'll start counting~!" said Aquarius Theater covering her eyes. "One, two, three..." |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| The Wildebeast | May 16 2009, 01:51 PM Post #3297 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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"Eh, why not?" Burner Man said to Flame Man. "I could use an extra hand anyway, and I got a feeling that another order's coming our way. Since it's your first time on the job here at the Macabre, I'll let you handle it." "Yo, Burner!" called Sandy as she skated into the kitchen. "I got another order to keep you busy; a BLT." Burner Man laughed. "Lucky bastard... BLTs are fuckin' easy. Any chef worth their salt should be able to handle this order with their eyes closed. Though, I'll tell Sandy to recommend the shishies next time around so you'll get the chance to really show off your skills." |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Shade Man | May 16 2009, 04:45 PM Post #3298 |
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"Attempted Murder is well beyond being a dick." Nebula says, picking his earhole with his tongue. "But sure." Split giggled as he ran off. "Anyone rat on me and you die." He says in a creepy gleeful voice. "That kid is scary." Gigavolt says, watching Split run off. "I don't wanna play with Creppy Mushroom Kid." "Already on the bacon. Chopping and toasting as well." Flame Man says. |
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| Briansfox | May 16 2009, 04:58 PM Post #3299 |
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"...Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten! Ready or not, here I come~!" called Aquarius Theater as she began searching for her new playmate. "You don't have to, Gigs." said Mistral. "But, he seems to have a good heart, even if his mannerisms are odd." Spade Magnets took a deep breath. "First of all, General, I have to apologize to you. I didn't like you, but after seeing how you handled the miscoummunication between Planetman and Queen Virgo, I figured out that you're nothing like Dia Iceburn described..." "Iceburn?" Queen Virgo looked up in interest. "Yeah." Spade Magnets' blades began to spark. "See, Dia duped me. She said that General Nebula was nothing but a stinky little backstabber who holds the true power to Planetman's empire. So, she sent me to kill him, and take over as Lord Planetman's true right hand." He looked at General Nebula, seeming apologetic. "But now I know you ain't that kind of guy. You do what's best for Lord Planetman, and I respect that. Henceforth, I'm not going to try to compete with you for the title that you rightfully own. But know this. If Dia finds out this plan failed, she's gonna try again." Queen Virgo's face darkened. "I never trusted her." she said. "She always was jealous of my power. Always whining and screaming like a little child who didn't get her way." "Rest assured, if she comes to this planet, I'll cut her to shreds for playing me like some cheap fiddle." said Spade. "Also, General. In the canon RP, if you peice this out, it's gonna be nigh impossible to talk me down. You'd better be ready for a fight." |
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| Shade Man | May 16 2009, 05:02 PM Post #3300 |
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"No you will not." Planet Man says. "I did all this for her too. Why else do you think she's the only one of my secondary wives who bore me a child? One wife lost her kids, I will not have my sole living son lose his mother. I was possibly planning on keeping Virgie and Dia as my wives and dividing the other wives royal holdings 60-40 to give her the higher percentage so she might calm down some." "I'll have to eat you then won't I?" Nebula says half joking. |
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