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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"Nah, it's all gravy," replied Funk. "'Sides, I was kinda bein' an ass myself."

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"Piece o' cake," said Burner Man, smirking. With that, he began to scurry about, hastily grabbing containers of frozen ribs, honey, sugar, paprika, and basil and setting them down on the table. "Oh," he added, pausing from his work, "and you don't have to call me, 'Mr. Burner Man sir'. That's way too stuffy for a guy like me."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Thank you very much." said Queen Virgo as she began to eat. "This is quite good."

"Alright then." said Oliver. He then gave a whistle. "Here boy!"

In ran a strange, humanoid beast, cloathed in green armour similar to a wild dog. He lept up onto Oliver, opened his facemask, and began licking his face.

"Okay, okay! Enough!" said Oliver with a laugh. He recovered from the tackle.

"This is your pet?" asked Mistral.

"Yep." said Oliver. "This is Cybeast. He might look feirce, but he's pretty harmless."

Cybeast sniffed Mistral for a bit, and then began to lick her face.

"Hehehe! Hey, that tickles!" she said.

"What do you know? He likes you." said Oliver with a smile.

"I believe that our views of who Wily was put us at an impass." said Darkman V. "It's true that I only know Wily from what Isoc has told me. But until my hunt is complete, that is all I'll focus on."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Asking the wrong dude." The Creator says. "He is already canon."

"But your hunt might deny you that. How will you know the true Wily if you don't allow yourself to learn of him from all sides who knew him?" Dr. Light says. "Even Mega Man mourns his loss and visits his grave on the day he died every year. To truly understand Wily...you need to move beyond your programming, that is what Shadow Man did and is why he has a good understanding of him."
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Meh.. I'm gonna go test my new proto-type mech.." said Drakelor as he flew out

"I wonder if he's actually ever IMPROVED a proto-type mech after he used it..." said Cobra "Meh, best not to question it... After all Death ex Machina should be the answer to that question.."

"It's funny. By now you're usually hungry. What's making you lose your hunger?" said the Narrator

"All these damned battles that's what! So many fights lately that I haven't gotten to eat a damn thing! After I calm down a little and decide what I want, then I'll eat something again.." said Cobra
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Heheh. Interesting words, Dr. Light." said Darkman V. "Moving beyond my programing. Interesting concept, but alas, I love my work too much to do so. The list must be complete. All must follow Wily, Isoc, Albert, and Regal is he proves himself. That is how it should be."

"Any psychology majors out there, is Darkman V obsessive-compulsive, or anal-retentive?" asked Snipe. "I keep getting those two mixed up."

"Alright, that's enough Cybeast." said Oliver. "Go introduce yourself to everyone else."

Cybeast left Mistral alone, and began wandering around. He then ended up in front of Dr. Light. The primal reploid looked at the estimed scientist, tilting his head in confusion.

"Just hold out your hand, doc." said Oliver. "He wants to get to know you."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Dr Light holds out his hand. "Then I am afraid you forfeit your chance to understand Albert which is quite a disservice to him."

Just then Guts Man comes in dragging Bomb Man behind him.

"POP!!! I toldja not to leave him unattended. He wuz about t' go mad bomber out there."

"I wasn't...ok maybe just a bit...I can't help my condition." Bomb Man says.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Sevre Wily in your way, I'll serve him in mine." said Darkman V, clearly not wanting to continue this discussion.

Cybeast sniffed Dr. Light's hand. His facemask openned, and he licked it.

"It seems he likes you too, Light." said Oliver. He sighed. "Yeah, Cybeast is a good companion. It's just very tragic how he came about."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Your loss, just remember this conversation when you realize it's futility. They won;t all come back, you're an idiot to try." Shadow Man says.

"For once we agree Shadow Man. I'd sooner die." Shade Man says. "I honor his sacrifice but I still hate him in the end."

"At least you know some respect Shade Man. I can honour that." shadow Man says, replacing his mask. "At least your emnity is justified."


"I've heard. What were they thinking making these Cyber viruses." Dr. Light says.

"He's creeping me out...remember my being a Navi here guys." Mammon says fearfully. "I saw what those viruses did firsthand...I nearly had a heart attack seeing them cut a swathe through the net."
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The Wildebeast
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Sandy left the kitchen after Maggey gave the order to Burner Man. "Hungry, doctor?," she asked as she approached Dr. Light. "Oh, hey, who's the pup?"

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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Oliver's Pet cybeast. And yes...can I have the chef's choice. I would like to see what Burner Man would choose for me." Dr.Light says.

"Another indulgance to see how another Robot Master has grown Doctor? your dedicated to your cause." Sonata comments.

"I always like seeing hiow they express themselves now that they have started to be more individualistic yes. I admit I like seeing things like this. I can even find some good in people like Shadow Man. Wily would be proud of him." Dr. Light says.

Shadow Man was caught off guard by that. Dr. Light acknowledging him like that was...confusing yet...nice. He said nothing though as he didn't want to seem weak.
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The Wildebeast
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"Gotcha," replied Sandy as she took off for the kitchen. She raised one foot off the ground while she skated towards the kitchen doors, letting her momentum carry her through.

"You've got another order, Burner Man," she announced as she came in through the doors. "Dr. Light wants 'the chef's choice'."

"Chef's choice, eh? Righto, then... one London broil comin' right up."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Darkman V said nothing, but merely glared at Shadowman and Shademan.

Cybeast looked at Mammon and whimpered.

"He can hear you, y'know." said Oliver. "You're lucky he isn't mad. If he was, he'd turn your body into shrapnal."

Cybeast wandered over to Mammon and sniffed him. After a pause, he held out his clawed hand, as if offering Mammon to do the same.

"I think he likes you Mammon, but he isn't sure if you like him." said Oliver. He turned back to Dr. Light. "From what I heard, they haven't found out who made the viruses yet. Whoever encoded those programs was smart enough not to leave a paper trail."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"I could find out but...nah..let's wait for plots to unfold where they may." Mammon slowly sticks a wing out. "Don'tdeletemepleasedon'tdeleteme." He touches the paw. "Ok...good...first step is made...not dying."

"Forgive him little fella, he's a little self concious is all." Shade Man says, petting Cybeast.

"Yeah..like...I may not ever kill Mega Dick but..." Crash Man then noticed Dr. Light glaring at him. "...Mega...MAN...but...don't mean I'm gonna stop tryin'. Can't win them all Darkie. Just do what you can do and accept what is. Some of us are gonna be lost causes...like Shade there."
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"We'll see, DWN-013. We'll see." said Darkman V.

Cybeast seemed content and relieved. His eyes smiled at Mammon as Shademan petted him.

"I feel like I have to ask you this, Dr. Light." said Oliver, a bit hesitant. "Did- did you know Professor Trill personally?"
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
After a while ZENOS finally ran back in panting, but soon enough Dark Weapon Beta followed not being tired in even one sense.

Dark Weapon Beta then burried his claws in ZENOS' neck and held him up

"I DEMAND ANSWERS NOW! WHY, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME FOR 1000's OF YEARS ZENOS, WHY DID YOU SAY I WAS THE FIRST WHEN I WASN'T!! WHY DID YOU NEVER FINISH ME BESIDES YOUR FEAR ANSWER NOW!!"

Dark Weapon Beta then burried his claws deeper into ZENOS' neck and threw him at the wall

"Damn obsolete beings.. Each and every one of you are obsolete!!" yelled Dark Weapon Beta before teleporting out of this dimension

"Hmph.. If anyone is obsolete, it is Dark Weapon Beta." said the Narrator "I can't believe he actually had the nerve to call ME absolete, that fucker.."

"Um, Narrator, there is still the 'ZENOS' neck is bleeding all over the floor' problem" said Cobra

"DAMMIT DO I HAVE TO DO FUCKING EVERYTHING AROUND HERE?! DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF FOR ONCE LAZY BASTARD!!" yelled the Narrator before throwing Cobra at the same wall ZENOS was thrown at

"Ow! *mumble* *mumble* asshole..!" said Cobra as he got up and started to heal ZENOS
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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