Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Welcome to Kingdom of Neo Arcadia. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Locked Topic
The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
Topic Started: Nov 3 2008, 02:42 PM (102,658 Views)
Rydia
Member Avatar
derp derp
"Are you a Darth Vader ripoff or something?" Vile interjected, butting into the conversation to address Dark Weapon Beta.

"Hey! Arms are important!" Altair protested, also interjecting. "Losing even one arm means that you're permanently handicapped!"

"You only have two arms to lose in the first place...." Dimentio muttered from his corner, resisting the urge to bang his head against something.
my characters are:
-the trigger-happy purple Hunter
-the inquisitive ex-space pirate
-the pacifistic Pseudoroid
-the enigmatic Interpol agent
-the hacker twins
-huntress and the hawk
-the resentful experiment
-the cynical assassin
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Cobra Omega
Member Avatar
There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"That mortal you call Darth Vader ripped ME off, Sure the music was originally his, but I thought of it *inhale* *exhale* for YEARS before the song even existed, hell I telepathicly gave the composer the idea to make that song! *inhale* *exhale* Besides if anyone is to be considered a rip-off it is you Boba Fett rip-off.. *inhale* *exhale*" said Dark Weapon Beta to Vile

"I know arms are important, but are they so important they need whole damn arguments about them? I'd rather let my wife torture me then have to have a full-blown argument about a body part!" said Thanatos to Altair
Posted Image

*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Shade Man
Member Avatar
I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"This is going to be a castastrophe in canon you realize? People might die for this." Buffalo says. "Aww...well I guess I can get off my high horse here...it's done with. I'm sorry Ra."

"You'll die of old age before that happen Toadie." Tron says.

"You know I don't like being associated with him, right Sir Toad Man?" Keromaru states.

"You know Albert...you have one problem in your designs. You are not the true son of Wily. The true heir....is his sole biological son. Guess who found him and is working with him now?" Shadow Man laughs at the obvious answer.

"You found Reggie?" Crash asks.

"Yes Big Brother Crash, and he is most displeased with Isoc and this one. They are stealing his good name and what is rightfully his." Shadow Man says.

"Have you thought of names for the baby honey? Will it be a boy or a girl? I'd give some ideas but...I want to save them for when we try again." Planet Man's face then went red. "That's the fun part."

"Ewww...mating is such a repulsive thing." Nebula shudders. "See...he's still the sap you married Milady. I'm just glad I'm not the only one to suffer it though."

Gigavolt hugs Mistral. "*Sniff* Ok.*sniff*"
[Posted Image

You got Serv'd....get it? :P
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Cobra Omega
Member Avatar
There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"I must agree with that repulsive thing. *inhale* *exhale*" said Dark Weapon Beta as he reffered to Nebula "Mating is repulsive, and absolete. *inhale* *exhale* I reproduce by getting hit with a certain spell of each element to make a micro-spawn of each element. *inhale* *exhale* That is far superior to Mating."

"Meh, you two are really missing out on a good thing." said Drakelor to Nebula and Dark Weapon Beta
Posted Image

*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Shade Man
Member Avatar
I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"I can't say if it is bad or not. Unlike wanne be Anakin here I was born genderless like my whole kind. Sure how we are born and the harshness all little nebulites face before budding into full grown Nebulans seems repulsive and cruel but...it's normal for us. This guy...were your nuts burned off by lava like Vaders?" Nebula says.
[Posted Image

You got Serv'd....get it? :P
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Cobra Omega
Member Avatar
There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Before speaking again Dark Weapon Beta summoned his machine that allowed him to breath normally and talk for long periods of time and then said to Nebula

"First of all. Anakin/Vader/Whatever the fuck you call him, is a rip-off of me like I said earlier, and I was created with no organs besides an artificial brain, hence my breathing problem and my lack of appitite for anything you people consume.

Second of all. I was created genderless as well and was built with that small feature of making mirco-elemental spawns that my master dares to call reproduction.

Third of all. You are at least a complete being, I haven't even proceded past Gamma Stage yet due to my master and creator fearing my power as is once I became Dark Weapon 'Beta'.

And last thing for now. Despite my incompleteness, I am still much more powerful than my master, which is why I was in a dungeon below his dungeon for almost millions of years, which is probably many many more years than your species actually existed."


Dark Weapon Beta then took off the machine, and started to breath at a almost hyperventilating rate.
Posted Image

*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Shade Man
Member Avatar
I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Sadly we were born in the vastness of space before time immerable. We used to be the equivalent of space locusts. My position is one of rarity for my kind. We just literally puke up eggs which hatch into gross fleshy blob like things called Nebulites. Our biologiy as a Nebulite is unstable and thus we sometimes explode on contact with things or as a defence mechanism. You live a year you painfully change into what I am through a process called budding. We have no family structure, but we get along with anyone of our kind that doesn't try eatting us first." Nebula says. "At least there ain't thousands of other Dark Weapons trying to swallow you whole because you're the runt of the litter."
[Posted Image

You got Serv'd....get it? :P
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Cobra Omega
Member Avatar
There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Dark Weapon Beta sighed and put his machine back on before saying"The thing that is unique about me is that I am the first weapon in existance, My master was originally intending for me to be called 'Alpha Weapon' but that word did not exist yet and that would've most likely throw people off as to what element I am. All the other weapons are jelous of me, there is other Dark Weapons, yes, but I am the unique one and all the other Dark Weapons are copies of my greatness. Sure I am one of the smallest weapons, yes, but I am still one of the most powerful"

"ZENOS told you the wrong story kid. His ancestor Apocolyspe's best friend and ally was the one to make the first weapon, thing is that it's dead, it took both Apocolyspe, and his friend, who is my ancestor to bring it down, thing is it killed them both in the process and made them into wandering spirits. Everyone in the Chaos dimension knows this story, but it looks like your 'master' hid it from you." said Thanatos

"Wh-what?! ZENOS, GET OVER HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!!" said Dark Weapon Beta as he started to run towards ZENOS

ZENOS just ran out breaking part of the wall in the process as Dark Weapon Beta chased him.

"Oh dammit.. Now I'm gonna have to fix that wall..." said the Narrator as he facepalmed "I'm knocking them both down after this..."

"Must you make constant references to Garland when you speak?" "Yes, I am wearing the same armor as him after all." said Drakelor and the Narrator
Posted Image

*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Briansfox
Member Avatar
The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Huh, kero?" Toadman.exe seemed to be oblivious.

"It's too early to tell." said Virgo. "But I thought of a first part to the name. Pisces."

"We accept your apology, Sir Buffalo." said Ra Moon. "And we are prepared for the canon encounter."

"Reginold is none of my concern for the moment, DWN-024." said Darkman V. "I have not seen his skills as a leader yet."

"Are you feeling better, Gigs?" asked Mistral.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Shade Man
Member Avatar
I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"The fifth unnumbered prototype Dark Man Robot Master. You do not get to call him by his name. He is Dr. Regal to you. I will have you know we are sharing the role of leader so to show doubt in him is to show doubt in me and that is not allowable." Shadow Man draws his Cypher and aims it's point at Dark Man's throat. "It is isoc's already witnessed leadership that is in doubt, it's Albert's inaction that is in doubt. However Regal and I have been working hard following Father's true vision from the start. Doesn't it make your fuel boil knowing Isoc's in good with Theta? If father didn't die...perhaps you would have been numbered? They stole that from you, from Doc Robot and from Fake Man. All isoc can do about it is helpt he people that stole Wily FROM us. Is that good leadership Dark Man?"

"Keeping with your name theme huh?" Planet Man says. "Wait...you hungry? Thirsty?"

"Here we go, spaz daddy mode engaged." nebula rolls his eyes. "Yet I can't
be too mad."

Gigavolt nods quietly.
[Posted Image

You got Serv'd....get it? :P
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Briansfox
Member Avatar
The fine line between insanity and creativity
"I care not about the Alpha Army's ideals. Isoc and Albert are carrying on Wily's legacy now." said Darkman V. "Regal hasn't done anything aside creating an Earth counterpart to Evil Energy. While it echos of Wily's eight attempt, it isn't enough to define him as a leader. Isoc is trying to take over the world."

"Of cource, kero!" said Toadman.

"Regal is not." continued Darkman V.

"Now that you mention it..." Queen Virgo's stomach growled. "Perhaps some food would be nice. Nothing overly fancy."

"Here." Oliver handed Gigavolt a cookie. "I can't stand to see you sad."

Mistral smiled at her cousin.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Cobra Omega
Member Avatar
There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Cobra walked out of the bathroom with one less arm and in his regular armor

"Yeah... I have no idea what's wrong with my arm so took it off and sent it back to the castle for repairs, until then I have this proto-type arm that was used for the 'Proto-Omega' side project. It acutally fits perfectly and plus it reminds me of one of Klaww's arms in Jak and Daxter." said Cobra before attatching his temporary arm

"I must admit Cobra, you look better like that, seeing as you are using that type of arm at the moment, you can probably turn your arm into that type of that you get your normal arm back." said Drakelor

"Let's see.." said Cobra before turning his normal arm into the same type of arm as the temporary one "Yep! I can use that type of arm now.. I wonder if I can make firey rocks of various sizes like Klaww..."
Posted Image

*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Shade Man
Member Avatar
I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"We ARE trying." Shadow Man says, removing his scarf. "We're slowly building up our own army, our only problem is these fakes are stealing away the sons of Wily from us. He calls us brothers, he treats us as equals. We destroyed the Strider organization together to keep them from interfering, he made me this powerful body which is almost on par with the Great and mighty Sigma and look what he did to Skull. He is helping us evovle into what we always should have been, this planet's rulers. Tell me....what has isoc done for you in that regard aside from pull you out of cold storage? Are you an equal or a servant? A tool? Is that why you call us by our serial numbers?"

Gigavolt quickly snatches the cookie and it enters his dome helmet. "Thank you."

"Where is that chef Shade Man just hired?" Planet Man looks around frantically.
[Posted Image

You got Serv'd....get it? :P
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Cobra Omega
Member Avatar
There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"And for that matter. Where is Sandy? I'm worried about her, and I know both the new chef and Sandy know each other." said Cobra
Posted Image

*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
Shade Man
Member Avatar
I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Ahhh yes, poor burner Man. Made into a murderous pyro because of King's cruelty. BURN DOWN A FOREST EVRY DAY OR A BOMB WILL GO OFF INSIDE YOU!! What a despot." Shadow Man says.

"Despot THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!" Fefnir punches out Shadow Man.

"YOU DARE?" Shadow Man rises. "Screw the rules, I'm a ninja. PREPARE TO DIE!!"

Suddenly Shadow Man was hit by a freeze ray.

"No fighting near my wife thank you." Planet Man says.
[Posted Image

You got Serv'd....get it? :P
Offline Profile Goto Top
 
ZetaBoards - Free Forum Hosting
Free Forums with no limits on posts or members.
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · Non-canon Roleplaying · Next Topic »
Locked Topic