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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
Topic Started: Nov 3 2008, 02:42 PM (102,663 Views)
Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Responce: No, I am not the lucky one. You are. As for the insults, work on them. If a cold hearted machine like me can call that waste of metal there a useless undervelveloped Mechaniloid Primate that somehow gained a higher processing power despite the fact that it's use of such brainpower is comparable to a lobotmized lemming then you can too." Tau says about Kaiser.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"You are still as cold as ever." mused Psi. "I've never seen you laugh. Or cry. It bothers me. It's always bothered me."

"I'm curious as to how you survived, DWN-013." said Darkman V.

"He has a name, kero." said Toadman.

Darkman V turned to the gender-ambiguous navi. "DCN-026? Have you gotten an upgrade?"

"For the record, I have a name too, kero." grumbled Toadman.exe.

"His old body was destroyed, so Cossack convereted his memory core into a Navi programed." explained Snipe Anteater.

Darkman V nodded, and turned back to Crashman.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"He doesn't even laugh?!" said the Alpha Virus and Nega-Cobra

"Even Death ex Machina chooses to laugh at times, and he's a fucking war machine!" said Nega-Cobra

"*scoff* Even I laugh, and I'm a fucking Virus!" said the Alpha Virus
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Correction: Of course I laugh. You two just never see me torture a prisoner, slowly ripping him part segment by segment using my magnetic powers. They are so fussy after getting their limbs peeled off that I can't help it." Tau says with his dry wit.

"I was buried alive after that last mission and i was brought back to active status by Iota here. Better question, does this Isuck guy still have the hands Dad made for me?" Crash asks. "And its Crash Man...call me by my name otherwise I'll call you Dork Man or Domey...Guy. Shut it, can't think of an insult."

"Additional: I have a sense of humour. See? This is funny." Tau says.

"YOU ASS." Crash aims his arms, but something was wrong. "I triggered the firing mechnism...what is wrong."

"Answer: I am holding your Crash Bobms in place with my magnetism." Tau says. "Self defense, you understand of course."

"Oh SH*BLAM*" Crash Man's arms explode. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

"Mockery: Next time do not be so obvious in your attacks." Tau says as he begins to laugh. "See sisters...I do laugh." It was a horrifically evil laugh as he watches Crash Man writhe as he flails around his smoldering stumps in his agony.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"That's not what I meant and you know it!" cried Psi as she rushed to Crashman's aid. "Are you okay?"

"DWN-013. Codename: 'Crashman'." quiped Darkman V. "Refering to Wily's legacy by its codename would not do it justice. Plus, it makes it easier for me to see who's allied with Wily and who's not."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"DIE!!" Iota tries to fire at Tau but he evades every shot she fires.

"Statement: You say I am cold but your drone's sibling unit shows no compassion for his elder's current state." Tau says before magnetically trapping Iota. "Whereas I have mourned over Alpha's demise, whereas I cried out your names, weeping, while rotting in a jail cell for two year on death row and none of you show me the slightest hint of compassion with even a measly visit. So perhaps I should show the feelings that come easy?"

"NO!!! NO!!! LET ME OUT!!! LET GO OF ME!!" Iota was yelling out panicking.

"Question: Shall I show you my pain Iota?" Tau says, preparing to crush her.

"Hey...fuckhead...let...her GO!!!" Crash Man gets up and charges, headbutting Tau in the gut.

"Observation: Your bravery is admirable. However you're also sadly vulnerable." Taus ays as he gets up and kicks Crash Man aside.

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"I however am not."

"Question: Who is AAHHHHHH!!" Tau falls to his knees revealing an axe in his back.

"A man who puts down the wicked for their acts against the innocent." Tomahawk Man enters the bar.

"Declaration: Fool, I am Tau. Brother of Alpha and chief scientist fo the Alpha Army, you cannot defeat me." Tau says.

"Alpha Army? I WILL AT LAST HAVE JUSTICE!!" Tomahawk Man whips his head forward, firing his quills into the dazed Tau, sending him to the floor. "NOW FOR YOUR HEAD!!!" He raises his axe arm overhead, ready to decapitate Tau. "FOR IRON EAGLE!!"
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"DWN-046. You have arrived as well." said Darkman V.

Psi became angry. "Remourse? Guilt? Are those concepts just alien to you, Tau?!" She walked up to her older brother and slapped him, not noticing Tomahawkman. "You felt pain at Alpha's death? Guess what? WE ALL DID! Get your head out of your ass and think of people besides Alpha and yourself, damnit!"

"Iota alright you are?" Tower asked Iota as he floated over to her aid.

"My Arcana Murians weren't permitted entry into your cell, Tau." explained Mu. "The guards feared that you'd tamper with them."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Tomahawk Man topped. "You are too close Miss. Please step backw hile i end this vermin."

"Two...I beat you with ten years...pussy." Crash Man says.

"I..am fine." Iota syas, wiping her eyes.

"Correction: I think of all of you every functioning moment. Sigma especially, did you know I never got fixed in all the time I spent in jail? I went two years with no right arm? My compassion died as I was mistreated. My incarceration killed off what was left of it. Hard to care for others when you have a barely treated stump,aching with pain day in and day out, reminding you that you're nothign but garbage to the world."

Tau gets up and looks Psi right in the eyes. "Elabouration: Your cries for repair going unheard due to deaf ears. Your hours spent begging for mercy, broken spirit making you do what you had to in spite of yourself, only to get laughed and mocked by the guards with no caring soul in sight. Sometimes the individual does matter over others sister. Sometimes an individual should matter in spite of things. Your judgement is still bliinded by pure emotion." Tau explains. "I am just giving you a taste of what you gave me in all fairness you hypocrytical harpy."
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Laura simply watched the chaos surrounding her, petrified. She wished that she could do something to help the situation, but she knew that she'd only manage to get herself (and perhaps someone else) killed.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"It'll resolve itself...if it doesn't i'll resolve it. Don't worry." ninetaisl says, consoling Laura's worries.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"I'm sorry." said Psi. "I didn't visit you because of my fear of not being heard. I thought you'd disregard my words and kill me. I was scared that I wasn't as good as Theta was, and that I couldn't make you see the error of your ways. That was wrong of me. It's too late now, and I can't talk any sense into you. All I can say is what I said to Alpha: I'm sorry, and I wish things were different." She left him and walked over to Iota, hiding her face in her older sister's chest and sobbing.

"Watch. 50 zenny says Ninetails stops Tomahawkman at the last minute." said Snipe Anteater.

"I'll take that bet." said Lex Loathe with a sneer.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"You ASSHOLE!!" Crash Man kicks Tau in the face. "At least you WEREN'T FORGOTTEN!! AT LEAST SHE CARES!!! NOT LIKE ANY OF MY FAMILY CAME FOR ME!!!"

"I am sorry but...I barely know you." Tomahawk Man says.

"S'alright, I don't really count you all things considered anyway." Crash Man syas before kneeing Tau's face. "AS FOR YOU, KISS MY ASS YOU PUSSY COCKSUCKER!! You know NOTHING about abandonment. About truly feeling alone. NOTHING." Crash Man looks around. "MY ARMS, I NEED REPAIRS....NOW!!"

Tomahawk Man backs off. "This is...not my time."
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Well, I admit I was wrong on that one. Apparentally it was Crashman who stopped Tomahawkman." Snipe willingly payed up while Loathe laughed.

"Shall I fetch Master Albert, DWN-013?" inquired Darkman V. "I am sure he'll be able to help you. He might even be willing to give you hands."

Psi released Iota. "I'm not hypocrytical, am I?" she asked.

"I don't think so." said Mu.

"Niether do I." said Puppetman. "Believe me, if you were, I'd be the first to tell you."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Who the fuck is Master Albert? Wily? Are you buggy in the head pal? Unless I've been lied to Dad's dead." Crash looks at Dark Man confused. "And use my name asshole. I'm a sentient being, not some fucking drone."
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"My mind... Congratulations lower beings, you just blew my mind.. Initiating 'Self-petrification'." said Nega-Cobra as he stopped levitating folded his arms and turned into a statue

"I must admit, Tau was it? You proved us wrong about the laughter thing, and thanks to all of you, Nega-Cobra is now petrified, which gives me the chance to decide whether to posess him or not." said the Alpha Virus before laughing maniacally
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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