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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
Topic Started: Nov 3 2008, 02:42 PM (102,668 Views)
Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"I have a question question question for you Mr. Toad. Why exactly did you throw all logic out of the window window windo when my my my master had me have his characters play Advance Wars Wars Wars?" said Narrabot as he appeared, looking exactly like the Narrator except all the clothing was metalic, his skin being metalic grey, and his eyes looking like Q's from Street Fighter III

"I wondered the same, but then you appeared." said Porkler

"That does not compute! Searching searching searching, All dogs are detnonated, have a good day, I Wario, 10100.01000.00101.00101.01110.00100!!" said Narrabot before exploding

"OH DAMMIT!! That's 559th one this month! DAMMIT PORKLER!!" yelled the Narrator via telepathy that he magically made everyone hear

"Wasn't me, it was....him?" said Porkler before pointing at Toadman.EXE

"Do I even NEED to comment on this? Well either way Porkler, if you magicly find some way to survive, head to the arena, I need to speak to you directly and privately about something." said the Narrator's telepathic voice before dissapearing
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Hey, I'm not Mr. Toad, kero. Mr. Toad's that essentric British millionare who drives around in automobiles and crashes them, kero." said Toadman.exe.

"Cookie to all who get the reference." said Snipe Anteater.

"Iota, we're all afraid of death." said Psi. "It's nothing to be ashamed of." She sat down next to Iota. "Do you want to tell me about it?"
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"Insults? Looks?"

Laura kneeled down in front of Iota. "Sugar, what's wrong? Oh, and that was a reference to Wind 'N the Willows."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Really really really?" said another Narrabot as it appeared in response to what Toadman.EXE, and Laura said about Mr. Toad "I did not know that that that. It will be be be good knowledge for for for my masters."

"I thought you only had one?" said Cosmo Man

"The Narrator, Lady Android 1, and and and Lady Android 2 are my masters." said Narrabot

"I hate to break da fourth wall here. But they have names, read that arena topic!" said Kaiser as he walked back in to the club

"They have certain names now, but they are more more more dynamic than the Narrator. They also change thier appearences everytime, but they also change their names names names." said Narrabot "The only way to tell which is 1, and which is 2 2 2. Is thier shoulder pads, 1 wears her shoulder pad on her left shoulder, and 2 on her right shoulder."

"I see..." said Kaiser "Hey where'd the hell Gyro go? I wanted ta ask him somethin'!"

"He is at the arena arena arena." said Narrabot

"Oh.. Well I'll stay here for now, I like figthing and all, but for some strange reason, I feel, what was that feelin' again... 'Kind'? Like I just feel like helpin' someone out, either you guys're making me soft, or the Narrator semi-possessed me." said Kaiser
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Look at Sigma..he's got incredible power all his own....Theta has upgraded himself...heck..Mu's built like a tank with that room of his. I'm so frail Laura could overpower me." Iota looks down. "I hate it. That one Maverick...back in the big with Alpha all those years ago almost killed me....with no effort."
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Kaiser looked at Iota and then walked over to her, then said "Hey. I may not know much about ya, except for what I've seen of ya, but despit that frail body, you're both beautiful and powerful. And plus with the right upgrades, ya wouldn't have to worry about being frail. I think if you found a way to upgrade your body strength without changing your appearence, I say go for it.. Sorry if I'm being annoying or If I said the wrong things..."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Thanks...but my systems can only be handled by someone familiar with them. My energy systems run everywhere in me and the wrong move could cause an explsoion or...cripple my power. Besides I was made of special alloys and special systems with a specific set up and purpose. Your upgrades might disrupt me." Iota explains.

Crash Man notices the situation. "HEY YOU..YOU UPSETTIN' IOTA?"l
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"I see." Kaiser said after Iota was done explaining he then said to Crash Man "If I did upset her, I am.. What is that word again...? Oh yeah 'Sorry'. If I upset her in anyway, I am sorry."

"Hmm, I think Kaiser is actually being serious about that. Maybe the Narrator did semi-possess him." said Cosmo Man
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Your call Boss Lady...do I gut him?" Crash asks.

"No, he's ok. He's respectful." Iota says.

"Hmmph." Crash crosses his arms angrily.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"I think you are jelous Kaiser is more powerful than yourself, and has a lot more explosives than you, oh and hands can't forget hands." said Armarando "By the way Solar Knight. Where is the money? I won our little bet, and now I want my money."

"I left it back in Doppler Town." said Solar Knight

"Oh damn you! You're oweing me the money, PLUS interest now!" said Armarando "The longer you take, the more you pay."

"Alright, alright! I lied I actually have the money with me. Here!" said Solar Knight before handing a hand of money to Armarando

"Excellent..." Armarando said in a Shao Kahn-like voice as he grabbed the money bag

Kaiser ignored what Solar Knight and Armarando were saying and said to Iota "Wow.. Ya really think I'm respectful? I thought all women hated my guts, looks like I was dead wrong. Thanks."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"No Problem." Iota seemed distracted. Crash Man prepared to say something when Iota flew in between Crash Man and Armarando. "One of the reasons I choose to hang around Crash Man is that he suffered from the same type of inadequacies as I. He understands what it feels like to have glaring flaws in your design stare you right in the face." She then opens her eyes. "AND HEARING ONE OF US INSULTED BECAUSE OF IT TENDS TO PISS THE OTHER ONE OFF."

Crash Man blinked. "You...don't have to do this...I can waste him myself y'know?"

"No..I do." Iota gets right in Armarando's face. "You two bit ebon clad small minded egotistically short sighted judgemental waste of black paint and metal. Who the Hell gives you the right to pick on other people for what they are and for no reason at all? You got a minute to form a convincing counter statement before the spot your standing on becomes a 3 mile crater.....which gives anyone standing behind him a minute to haul ass behind me. ARE WE CLEAR? 59 AND COUNTING..."
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Kaiser quickly ran behind Iota as did Cosmo Man and Solar Knight

"Well um.... Oh Lord Drakelor is much better at this stuff than I. Might as well blast me as soon as everyone that is not me gets behind. I can't think of anything. Hopefully the blast doesn't destroy too much of my human parts so that I can be rebuilt again." said Armarando

"You're a cyborg?!" said both Kaiser and Cosmo Man

Armarando then said "Yeah. So what? You think just because I wear this armor that I am a machine? My armor design is based on a lot of things on this planet. The helmet is based off of Vile's, the body based off of one of the Dark Men, and the lower body portion based off of Stone Man, all recolored and remodled to fit the appearence I requested."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Are you a goddamned idiot here?" Crash gritted his teeth tapped Iota's shoulder. "Stop, he ain't worth it."

"Sparing him?" Iota was shocked. "Why?"

"Dunno..just doesn't seem worth the effort really. They guy isn't willing to protect himself. Kinda sad if you ask me."
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"That is one of my purposes. Decieving people into believing I am not worth their time and strength. Besides, If I defended myself against her, I know it would be futile, that and m'lord would be extremely displeased. I may be a fighter, but I am more of a blacksmith than a actual fighter. I am not only Lord Drakelor's 'Darkest Knight' I am also his only blacksmith." said Armarando

"You are a blacksmith as well? I am more of a fighter than a blacksmith, but I find it interesting that you are one as well." said Solar Knight

"What do you think this hammer is for other than crushing skulls?" said Armarando

Solar Knight then said in a stern tone "Touche...."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Well I do well in deceiving people too. Case in point...now." Crash Man then headbutts Armarando in the face. "Never said you weren't worth a shot pal, and I can't exactly punch your face in since as you said...no hands. We're even now."

"I knew you'd do something." Iota says.

"I'm not refined like you, besides, I got a rep as an asshole to uphold amiright?" Crash snickers.
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