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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Cobra, I know this is a bad time, but I must thank you." said Thanatos as he walked up to Cobra and Sandy "Back in the Chaos Dimension, it was said the harbinger that would reder the dimension asunder would be known as 'Doomsday' and according from descriptions I got from ZENOS and Necron, I was made into the same Doomsday as the prophecy described.. You could've killed me along with Darkseide, but you spared me and for that I thank you."

"No prob Thanatos. I knew it was Darkseide controlling you against your will, so I figured why not free you." said Cobra as he continued to hug Sandy

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"Phantom Army. Come on it's time to go." said Cobra (F) "We interfered in the past enough as is."

He then snapped his fingers making his army dissapear, he then faded away and returned to his time as well.

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"Hey Robo Guardian. Remember me?" said Visage as he walked up to Guardian

"Ah, yes. The shapeshifter. What are you doing here?" said Guardian

"I am one of Lord Omega's apprentices, I already told him I was here." said Visage

"You're what?! How come Master Omega never told me about this?!" demanded Guardian

"We were 'Secret Apprentices', but now we are just regular apprentices." said Visage

"We..? What do you mean?" asked Guardian

Figura then walked next to Visage and said "Hello Guardian. Good to see you again."

"Figura?! So you weren't an assassin after all..?" said Guardian

"Sorry. Lord Omega made me promise not to tell anyone about the secret apprentices. He said 'slowly, but steadily he'll reveal them all.' so far Visage and I are the only ones revealed." said Figura

"I can't believe it... Secrets of the empire even I do not know...." said Guardian as he frowned "I can understand why he would not tell anyone though. Make it so enemies or traitors think that after the 'Omega' ranked Guardians there is no more troops when there is secret apprentices as well."

"Right. But please cheer up Guardian, I know you are hurt by this, but remember Lord Omega was the one to build you, he knows everything about you, he didn't want to hide it from the Guardians, but he didn't want to risk any Guardian betraying him to let enemies know about it." said Figura

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"Damn, I just realized I didn't to fight at all!" said the Fierce Pork Trooper

"Well at least there weren't any clones of YOU!" said Porkler

"Yeah that's true, but if there were then holding DCMC merchandise up to them would probably have the same effect on them as me." said the Fierce Pork Trooper

"HAHAHA! Yeah!" said Porkler

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkamgZq-wT8&fmt=18

Meanwhile the true Dark Darkseide was watching from afar everything that happened.

"Hahaha.. So that was the legendary Doomsday.. I will not interfere for now seeing as a clone of me was already there, but I will report this to Lord Apocolyspe. Oh how he will be PLEASED to see my footage of the whole Doomsday attack..! HAHAHAHAHA!!"

Dark Darkseide then walked backwards into a portal that dissapeared after he walked through it.
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Read the bio." Snipe told Tonion. "Ninetails' fighting style is based off of Ken."

"I wonder how my brothers are doing, kero." pondered Toadman.exe outloud. He hopped over to Shadowman. "Isn't Skullman working with you, cousin Shadowman, kero? How's he holding up, kero?"

"Ah, you are my pupil's grandfather? Glacier Le Cactank, one of the Eight Gentle Judges. I guess you could call me her second teacher." said Cactank, extending his hand to Ken. "It is a pleasure to meet you."

"You guys are the greatest." said Psi to her siblings.

"As much as I love this mushy moment, Pi, you are squishing the puppet here." said a muffled voice from Psi's cape.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"I said I was made by MastersCorp before." Ninetails says. "And technically me and my combat style based off of Ryu, Ken and Akuma or Gouki whatever he's known as."

"Akuma..there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. He destroyed himself to save Japan from a piece of Eurasia Colony...never thought he'd go like that." Ryu says.

"Thanks your honour...but technically your #3. Ninetails and I started her out. Guess that makes you #4 Ryu."

"You're in an embrace with three beautiful women, don't complain Woody." Crash Man says, rubbing his jaw.

Pi lets go. "Sorry."

Fefnir disenagaes his Armed Phenomenon and heads to Princess Pride. He then drops down to her on one knee before addressing her. "The threat is averted Milady, are you ok?"

"Fefnir...you know I hate when you guys do that." Pride says.

"Courtesy is a virture Princess." Fefnir smirks.

"Yeah I'm fine, now get up before I kick your butt." Pride giggles.

"Yes Milady." Fefnir stands up and laughs.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Guardian looked over at Ken and Ryu and scanned each of them to make sure they were the ones Cobra mentioned.

"Master Omega is gonna like this news, the Legendary Ken and Ryu are here, he'll be pleased with me if I report this..!" said Guardian as took off his scouter and clutched it in his hand

"Not if I report it first." said Visage as his form shifted to emulate that of Quickman

"In your dreams you two...!" said Figura as she took out her chain-blades

"Three way free for all huh?" asked Drakelor as he walked up to them "I will take a break from finding Trillia to judge this fight. Who ever wins gets to do whatever you intended to do."

"Alright." "Sounds good to me." "Now you'll see why I'm the top apprentice." said Guardian, Visage, and Figura in that order

"Good.. READY! FIGHT!" said Drakelor

The three then started fighting each other as if they were sworn enemies, all over to who'd tell Cobra, Ken and Ryu are here, it's pathetic really, even a little sad.. But what do I care, I'm the narrator, I'm writing this shit!

---

Trillia snapped her fingers and to make the supplies appear, she then made what looked like a mountain of Oreos appear next to her.

"Here you go, Oreos, just like you asked for." said Trillia with a grin on her face
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Is that so?" said Cactank. "Very interesting indeed."

"It's alright, Pi." said Puppetman. "It's just that I live in an enclosed space as is, you don't have to make me more claustophobic."

"Kero?" Toadman.exe reached out to poke Shadowman, but Snipe Anteater stopped him at the last second.

"Do you want to get killed?" he asked his amphibion companion.

"No, kero. It's just then when I ask a question, I expect a response, kero." said Toadman.

"Emmy, how about I tell you and your sister a little bit about my homeland?" asked Melody.

Aquarius Theater got up, stuck her tounge out at Spade Mangets, and walked over to Gemini Machina.

Spade's Magnet Blades began to spark. "That nutcase is really getting on my nerves." said he.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"That sounds good to me." said Emeraldo

"I agree. I have been curious about it." said Rubalina

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"Little Sister! Are you ok? I've been dazed out for so long I don't know anything that happened after my magic trick. I'm sorry!" said Gemini as he hugged Aquarius

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"TIME! That's enough.. Guardian is the winner as he took the least damage." said Drakelor

"Damn..*huff* *huff*..You're stronger than I thought Guardian." said Visage as he shifted to his regular form and fell to his knees

"My skills were rusty, too much stratagizing and not enough training..*gasp* *huff* *huff*" said Figura before passing out

"I feel bad for them, but I did win, so I get to tell Master Omega the news..!" said Guardian as he put his scouter back on and walked towards Cobra

"Hmm.. Whatever. I need to find that Trillia girl..." said Drakelor

---

"Hey Sandy. I'm curious about something. What are your favorite sports?" asked Cobra
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Sandy scratched the back of her head. "Favorite sports? I dunno. I tried a lot of different sports during my years of high school... basketball, amateur wrestling, fencing, track and field... but I wasn't that great at any of them, really. Though if I had to choose the sport that I enjoyed the most, I guess it'd be either volleyball or badminton. What about you?"

***

Tonion's eyes narrowed at Snipe when he told him to read the bio. "How many times have you broken the fourth wall now? I lost count.

"In any event, it's an honor to make your acquaintance, Ken... Street Fighter 2 is one of my favorite SNES games!"

***

Sable's eyes widened with interest. "Metools... have their own language? Hey, maybe I can teach you Spanish and you can teach me the Metool dialect!"
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Mine? It's hard to tell since I like so many especially the ones you listed, but if I had to choose two it'd be baseball/softball, and golf.." said Cobra "I don't think I've told anybody at all of this, but I'm pretty good at golf."

Thanatos then said "What the? I'm sill over here? Must've dozed off.. See ya later Omega." said Thanatos as he held his hand up and walked away

Soon Guardian ran up to them saying "MASTER OMEGA!! *huff* *huff* *wheeze* *wheeze* *gasp* The... The.. The...!"

"Woah woah woah! Calm down Guardian. Breath slowly, and repeat what you were gonna say." said Cobra

Guardian then said "The Legendary Ken and Ryu are here, I would've reported it sooner, but Visage, Figura, and I got into a battle over who would report it."

"Wh-wh-what..?! Holy shit!! Where are they?" said Cobra not paying attention to anything Guardian mentioned past that Ken and Ryu are here.

"Over there." said Guardian as he pointed to them

Cobra then literally scanned them with his eyes and smiled.

"Good job, they are the real deal! Here's your reward." said Cobra as he threw a bag at Guardian still looking at them

Guardian then looked into the bag and took out a sword and shield.

"This looks nice. What is it?" said Guardian as he swung the sword." asked Guardian

"A sword and shield set that matches the element of it's user, and changes looks with each element while emiting an aura of the element. I figured it'd be a good high ranking reward seeing as you can shift to any element." said Cobra as he finally turned to Guardian again

"Ah, well thanks then." said Guardian as he put the sword and shield away
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Sorry I was distracted." Shadow Man sats, eyein Ken and Ryu. "He is fine. As ruthless as ever."



"Cool." Ken says. "Sorry X7 gets such harsh reviews...they tried something different and it get flack for it. Heck we had the EX series. Had a few cool dudes and hot babes but it didn't fly past 3. Whadda you gonna do right?"




Gigavolt had alreasy absorbed some into his dome. He then snagged a few and presented them to Mistral and Sable.

"It's kinda hard to learn Ancient Met....I hadda get sumtin installs so's I can translate it when I hear it." Guts Man says. "You gotta get da tones perfect or else you like insult dere Mom."
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Mistral grinned. "That's entirly correct, Mr. Gutsman." said she. She then noticed Gigavolt offering her a cookie. "Oh, thank you." she said as she took one.

"Ah, kero." said Toadman.exe, sounding a little depressed. "Well, at least he's doing okay, kero."

"Tonion, you should know by now that the Fourth Wall means nothing to me here." said Snipe with a chuckle.

Aquarius Theater pointed at Spade Magnets. "He was being a meanie, but it's alright now."

"Alright." said Melody as she sat herself down. "Well, let's start from the beginning. I come from the Met Cloud Kingdom, a floating island that lies within the eye of a never-ending hurricane."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Drakelor finally found Trillia and said "Hey there!"

"Hmm? Do I know you?" asked Trillia as she turned towards Drakelor

"I was one of the four people in the 'Drakelor 999X' fusion. Drakelor Vladimir Alpha's the name." said Drakelor

"So you are the legendary emperor of the Alpha Empire. It's an honor." said Trillia as she bowed

"Pl-please please get up. The honor's all mine." said Drakelor as he lifted her back up "I don't know why, but there is something that just plain attracts me to you."

"It could be the fact that I am part succubus, but your brother and the other two were immune." said Trillia

"You're part succubus? Interesting.. I was attracted because of your beauty, and I guess those succubi genes helped with that." said Drakelor

Trillia then blushed and said with a smile on her face "Oh stop..! Haha. You know you ain't bad yourself, I'm surprised no one's even considered dating you."

"I guess being the evilest of the Deus Cyborgs has it's dis-advanteges at times.." said Drakelor as he frowned

"Oh, I'm sorry..! I always end up doing that, and then I become hated... You don't hate me now do you..?" said Trillia with sadness and fear in her voice

"Of course not! I'm just usually used to being rejected, that's all." said Drakelor

"Well you don't need to worry about that anymore... Drakey." said Trillia as she hugged him

---

"So there's a hurricane that protects the island? That's awesome!" said Emeraldo

"How did you and all the other people from that island that are here manage to get out of there though?" asked Rubalina

---

"Well, I'm glad it's alright now, but again I'm sorry I couldn't do anything." said Gemini

---

"Hey Guardian!" said Porkler as he went up to them "How about you test your new weapon, while I test my new machine? In short I mean how about a training battle."

"Alright. What is this new machine?" said Guardian

Porkler then pressed a button and his ship landed nearby, then ship's cargo bay opened and out of it rolled a Pork Tank, but it looked different, vastly improved from earlier designs and had a different paintjob.

"I present to you, the 'Pork Tank Mk. 2'! It exceeds the original in every way defense and weapon wise." said Porkler "I don't have any test pilots, so I'm testing it myself, I could have it go on auto pilot, but we just saw that that feature works. Now. Are you ready?"

"Yes. I feel prepared enough." said Guardian

"Good, good!" said Porkler as he went into the tank "Let's see if I need to build a Mk. 3..!"

Guardian nodded and took out the sword and shield

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4hpc9_uBkw&fmt=18 (Sound effect)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGaDxIxuUmg&fmt=18 (Actual fight music)

-Encountered Pork Tank Mk. 2!-

"What the..? What's with the background being all wierd?" asked Guardian

"This battle will be done like a battle in the Mother series, with that being said I'll have to describe every action in a fashion similar to the game... You two are so gonna owe me afterwards, for now enjoy your battle." said the Narrator

"Alright." said Guardian

-Guardian used Elemental Shift Thunder.-
-Guardian is now Sparking up.-
-Pork Tank Mk. 2 fired the Triple Cannon-

Guardian then dodged two of the blasts and got hit by the third

-Guardian used a Heal Orb.-
-Healed Guardian to Max HP-
-Pork Tank Mk. 2 rammed Guardian-
-Guardian counter-attacked-

"Impressive so far Guardian. But it will take more than using it's current weakness once to beat this thing!" said Porkler

-Pork Tank Mk. 2 used Elemental Shift ???-
-The tank is now Earth Brown!-

"What the?! It can shift weaknesses?" said Guardian

"I told you, I improved it so any flaws it had previously are now gone!" said Porkler

"Guardian! Pay attention to the color. Notice how it was blue and now it is brown? Pay attention to your elemental forms and determine it's weakness for that. Blue is water, Yellow is lightning, Red is Fire, Light blue is Ice. Think of the other elements though. Remember the chart!" said Cobra "That's all my advice, good luck."

Guardian nodded.

-Guardian used Elemental Shift Wind-
-Pork Tank Mk. 2 switched the ammo to exploding rocks-
-Guardian attacked to the beat of the music and got a 8 hit combo-

"Impressive. But you are only damaged it 1/4 so far." said Porkler

-Pork Tank Mk. 2 used Elemental Shift ???-
-The tank is now Oak Patterned-
-Guardian used Elemental Shift Fire-
-Pork Tank Mk. 2 switched the ammo to frozen cannonballs-

"Oh great.." said Guardian
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Oh, our airships are designed to withstand the high winds of the hurricane." said Melody. "Traveling through it is easy for us."

***

"It's alright, Big Bro. I-" Aquarius Theater suddenly looked at Spade Magnets. "One moment." She walked up to the magnet-like Stardroid, and started to observe the blue mark on his forehead.

"Huh? What're you staring for? Have I got something on my face?" asked Spade.

"That..." Aquarius Theater pointed to the spade mark on his forehead.

"That's my mark saying that I'm Spade Magnets." said Spade. "Nothing wrong with-"

Aquarius Theater gasped. "I knew it! You're the first Alice! The wanted criminal!" she shreiked.

"I'm sorry, the first what?" Spade Magnets was confused.

"The first Alice! You're going to drag me into Wonderland, and kill me so that you can add my blood to your red trail!" Aquarius Theater hugged Gemini Machina for comfort. "Please, Big Bro! Don't let him take me to Wonderland! It's scary!"

"I'm not going to-" Spade Magnets sighed. "She's insane, Lord Planetman. There's no two ways about it."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Gemini switched to his Dark Dragon face and said "Are you calling my little sister crazy..?! Bad bad mistake..!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77ubh2bhAsw&fmt=18

"I hate to fight in front of my little sis. But I just plain don't like you.. Taste my wrath!!" said Gemini

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"Airships you say? Impressive. I've always liked aircraft the best." said Emeraldo

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"So Guardian. Are you gonna give up?" asked Porkler

Guardian then scoffed and said "No way!"

-Guardian used Elemental Shift Ice-
-Pork Tank Mk. 2 switched ammo to exploding cannon balls-
-Guardian attacked to the beat of the music. Got a 5 hit combo-
-Pork Tank Mk. 2 used Triple Cannon Triple Fire-
-Guardian took Mortal damage-
-Guardian used a Omega Orb-
-Guardian's offense up by 29-
-Guardian's defense up by 34-
-Guardian got a Giga Barrier-
-Guardian is restored to Max HP-

"Oh shit...!" said Porkler

-Pork Tank Mk. 2 used 'Drastic Measures'-
-Titan Beam firing in 4 turns-
-Guardian used Elemental Shift Fire-
-Titan Beam firing in 3 turns-
-Guardian attacked-
-Titan Beam firing in 2 turns-
-Guardian used Firaja Slash-
-Titan Beam is cancelled-

"No! My tank! I ain't done yet though, I'll fight 'till the tank is completely destroyed." said Porkler as he came out of the hole on top of the tank as the tank was smoking and was a light grey color

-Porkler appeared-
-Porkler threw a giant grenade-
-It deflected off of Guardian-

"Oh dammit!" said Porkler
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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"Gracias, hermano," said Sable, taking a cookie. "Oh, and Seņor Guts Man, I know what you mean. The word 'embarazado' in Spanish means 'pregnant', but many native English speakers accidentally use it to mean 'embarrassed'. And I can't tell you how many times they mixed up 'perro' and 'pero'."

***

"But X7 was a fine game!" exclaimed Tonion. "I swear, every day I lose more and more faith in game reviewers. 'It's not like the other Street Fighters' was all I heard coming out of the mouths of these whiny hacks; one reviewer said that 'it didn't feel like an authentic Street Fighter game'. It did! Besides the optional shift from 2D to 3D, All they did was introduce some new characters, tweak the control scheme slightly, and update the soundtrack.

"Though there is hope... I heard that Jamie Sessler, the grandson of Adam Sessler, recently got into the game reviewing business, and I've seen some of his work; to be honest, he's a legitimately funny guy and he does seem to know his shit. So, yeah."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Mistral giggled. "I see. I guess you could say that with any language." she said to Sable.

Melody nodded. "Do you have any other questions about my home?" she asked Emeraldo and Rubilina.

Spade Magnets sighed. "Look, you're not a Stardroid, you wouldn't know, I might as well tell you. Aquarius Theater is mentally ill. She was locked away in an insane asylum on her home planet, and busted out a few Earth months later. That's the plain truth of it. Lord Planetman, back me up here. Hell, any Stardroid in the establishment right now, back me up here."

"Although what you speak is truth, she has not killed anyone at anytime while she was on this planet." said Ra Moon. "In fact, from what we heard, the mental facility actually made her illness worse."

"Rediculous." spat Spade Magnets. "What would you know, you snob?"

"More than you, you disgrace." said Ra Moon, leering at Spade Magnets.

"Cool down, both of you." said Marcus. "We just had a big battle here. Let's take a bit of a breather."

"We agree." said Ra Moon.

"Tch." was all that Spade Magnets said.
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Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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