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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Aww shucks I..." Guts Man blinks. "Just welded my claw to this support strut. CODE #3 GUYS...GIMMIE A NEW CLAW FROM THE TRUCK!!!"

"Sorry I raided the ruins of Fort Knox. Nasty bunch of Reploid cannibals there rebuilding themselves from parts of their victims. Vicious Mechaniloids they had....like nothing I ever seen. Took me 30 minutes to exterminate all signs of life." Planet Man says.


"Ok...but I am not sitting. I can hover here." Iota says, staying at the end of the table.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Yeah... well... screw you," grumbled Funk, walking off somewhere else.

***

As Lucha Sable sat down, he started looking dreamily at Iota's face. Ay... qué linda, he thought.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"What's life without a little adventure?" laughed Meté. "I love me life as a pirate."

"Hmph. Pirates. Bunch of no-good stinking lowlifes if you ask me." said Loathe.

"Look who's calling the kettle black, kero." responded Toadman.exe.

"He's just sore about the Bonne family." said Spade Magnets. "Has been for over ten years now."

Mistral started nibbling on her snow cake. "If I may say so, Ms. Iota, you are amazing. I don't know many people who can see things with their eyes closed."

***

"Well, that should do it as far as the medical programing is concerned." said Melody. "Anything else I need to take care of?"
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Hey bro, remember that 'NK Cyborg'?" said Porkler

"Oh god, that thing..! That thing was scary, and that 'End of the Century' beam.. ugh..!" said the Fierce Pork Trooper

"I actually made a much stronger version of it, with a stronger version of that beam attack." said Porkler

"Really?! Damn.. Next you're gonna say you also made a stronger Mecha Drago right?" said the Fierce Pork Trooper

"Yep!" said Porkler

"Oh great..." said the Fierce Pork Trooper as he facepalmed

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Cobra heard what Melody then said and walked up to her saying "I have no idea really. If you think there is something else you can do to help though, feel free to do so."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"You STILL can't let it go?" Tron says, walking right up to Loathe. "You're lucky you got away before I found you because I was so ready to cave in that fat face of yours. Move on."

"And get laid." Nebula yells out.

"Yeah..what puke monster says." Tron says.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"The Bonne Family?" asked Laura. "Tell me more... I'm interested."

***

"So, like, after the arena's built, what's left for there to be done? Then we can pretty much start, right?" asked Sandy.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Don't ask this guy, I'll tell you about my family." Tron says. "What do you want to know about us?"
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
All of a sudden, a wierd skeletal figure with machine parts embeded on his side, with burnt, messy brown hair, armor exactly like Cobra's but black and midnight blue, and blood red eyes walked behind Cobra

"Hello there, Cobra von Omega..! Before you ask anything, I am refered to as 'Dry Cobra'. Why, you may be asking yourself? Because I am you from a timeline where you tried a tactic similar to Bowser Koopa's in SMB1/NSMB and failed miserably, becoming this horrible figure." said Dry Cobra as he took off his helmet

Cobra then turned around and said "What the hell?! What are you doing here?"

"Why for the tournament of course. Even in death I lust for battle." said Dry Cobra

"Fine, fine. You can be in the tournament, now explain why you're truly here, you still retain my ability of the eyes falshing red and black when I lie." said Cobra

"I just wanted to see what I would be like in a timeline where I didn't use that tactic. Besides, if Bowser and Dry Bowser can co-exist in Mario Kart Wii. then why not co-exist with my living counterpart.." said Dry Cobra

"Touche, my skeletal counterpart..." said Cobra
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"If a Princess Cobra comes through the door....the world will burn." Salamandra says.



"I can see with my sensory systems..and truth be told they are only minutely open, a slit my optics can use well enough to see." Iota says.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Princess Cobra! HAHAHA! That's the best laugh I've had in my 10 years of my being undead, why I still remember that ability we have that can change people's genders! What was your name again?" said Dry Cobra

"Did the lava burn your memory? That's Salamandra!" said Cobra

"Well excuse me for remembering faces and not names, it was fucking blue lava! Hotter than that weak red magma you are so used to!" said Dry Cobra

"So that battle was on 'Blue Magma Mountain'? Never knew I could be that cocky.." said Cobra
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"He's talking about pee pees." Gigavolt says, pointing at Cobra, misinterpreting the work cocky.

"Ho boy..he is a kid." Iota shakes her head.

Pride was giggling however.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"HAHAHA! This kid's good. What was his name again?" said Dry Cobra

"Gigavolt. His name is Gigavolt." said Cobra

"What about the Jigawatts? WE NEED 1.25 JIGAWATTS!!" said Dry Cobra as he laughed

"88 miles per hour?" said Cobra

Dry Cobra then stopped laughing and said "Hell yeah!"
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"Qué?" Sable said with a confused expression in his eyes. "'Cocky' also means 'penis'? Ay yi yi, what a country..."

***

"Well, for starters," said Laura, "Who was that guy you were talking about earlier; the one who was feudin' with your family or somethin'; and why was he so bitter?"

***

"Cobra, just how many of your 'future selves' can we expect to see arrive here?" asked Sandy.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Cobra chuckled, mumbled some gibberish, and then shrugged.

"Wait, wait, wait! So I ain't the only alternate version of my living counter-part to have been here? Damn. Oh well...! At least I'm the only one here now right" said Dry Cobra

Cobra mumbled more gibberish, and then nodded

"Good. Why are you talking like that anyways?" said Dry Cobra

Cobra just shrugged.
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"That logic's not gonna work, Ms. Bonne." said Spade Magnets. "I tried."

Mistral couldn't help but giggle at Gigavolt's childlike antics.

Lex Loathe growled, but said nothing.

"Oof, I think I'm still feeling the effects of that battle in the main RP." said Oliver. "I'll tell you what, Death Ex Machina, you hit hard."

Marcus was still asleep.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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