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| Cobra Omega | Feb 6 2009, 09:50 PM Post #1966 |
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"Well it doesn't just have weaknesses, it pretty much lists everything about them. Way more advanced than my brother's book, while it does list everything about the women in his book, he had the weakness thing replaced with whether they have a boyfriend or not." said Cobra "Oh, by the way the back feels good. Thanks." --- "Porkler Hamalot!" said a mysterious voice "B-bro?! Is that you?!" said Porkler in a scared tone "Yes, the one and only. I am sorta ashamed of you, and yet at the same time I envy you." said the Fierce Pork Trooper as he revealed himself "I am ashamed because you didn't manage to stop that kid and his friends from getting to King Porky, but I envy you because from the looks of it, you are more powerful than even him. Though I am proud that you like your new job as a.. What was it again, Bounty Hunter right?" "Yeah." said Porkler "Though the hunting's on hold for now seeing as me and my bounty have a temporary truce until we leave." "Truce with you bounty?! Have you gone mad?!" yelled the Fierce Pork Tropper "I know, I know. It sounds nuts, but I gained a lot of allies while on this planet, so once the truce is over we're all gonna try to kill him like we were before." said Porkler "Why don't you stick around for a while bro? This is a club after all." "Alright. I'll stay. I am curious about the people you have met on this planet anyways." said the Fierce Pork Trooper |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Metabad | Feb 7 2009, 01:30 AM Post #1967 |
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"Wait, the book fucking talks?" Shadow asked, he then rubbed his eyes. "Holy shit that's trippy...kind of reminds me of the time where I tried taking some drugs...man it was so weird, it was the first AND the last time I ever did so, I tell you that." *** Dark Star just simply nodded without saying a word. |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 7 2009, 01:53 AM Post #1968 |
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"Yeah, I gave the book the ability to talk like a lady, so that everytime it tells me when someone either became availble or not availble, it'd sound sexy, though recently I gave it a personality so that it's even like talking to a lady." said Drakelor "That's right. Though it is a shame that I am only a mere book. I wish someday I could have a body built for me, and just carry the damn book around. After all the magic that makes me talk, and the magic that keeps the book updated are two seperate things." said the book --- "So Porkler. Have you found any fine ladies yet?" asked the Fierce Pork Trooper "Um.. No..!" said Porkler "HA! I knew it lil' bro I am STILL better with the ladies than you are!!" said the Fierce Pork Trooper "Wait, wait! Ya didn't let me finish. I took pictures of two chicks so far." said Porkler as he took out the camera "Only pics eh? Oh well we all start somewhere... Let me see 'em." said Fierce Pork Trooper as he grabbed the camera "HOT DAMN! This is some nice stuff Porkler! You took these yourself?! I'm impressed. They are hotter than any of the ladies back on our planet. While I still get the ladies more than you, You are officially better at finding good looking ones. Good job Porkler." "T-thanks bro. It wasn't that hard, it was the fact that they were both taken by someone else already that was hard. The first one got hit by black flames from some Stag guy, while the other got me smacked until I spun by my bounty." said Porkler "Fl-flames?! I know you are fireproof and all, and that you are weak against thunder, which is the opposite of me, but that's still scary as hell." said the Fierce Pork Trooper as he shuddered |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 7 2009, 02:37 AM Post #1969 |
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"Probably the only fucking book your loser ass can read Shadow other than 'See Spot run'. I didn't know Shade Man was this much of a charity case letting morons like you in." Fenrir bites into the snow cake as he mocks Shadow. "Mmm..not bad. You're a good cook Gorgeous." Fenrir says as he finishes it. He then notices Oliver. "Yo, you're one of Doppler's guys huh? How good is your aim?" Fenrir asks, noticing his weapons. "Did you make ANY friends in your old career or what?" Salamandra just had to ask Shadow. "I don't consider that my primary job, it's more of a catch in order for me to live in Doppler Town. I mean my ice sculptures." Buffalo says. "Well our roles kind of put us at opposite ends and well....it's usually one big headache dealing with him. Although he has put one or two of our more rowdy Judges in their place." Cubit says. "Still....he's as charming as diseased rat." |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 7 2009, 02:58 AM Post #1970 |
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"Say nice insults, Fefnir was it? It looks like your insults have just graduated Kindergarten. Horray for you!" said Drakelor in a mocking tone Cobra saw what was going on and quickly thought of a plan... "If Fefnir+Strawberry Parfait=Good bribery, maybe he'll consider not attacking Drakelor. Good plan good." ...He then went over to them and said "Strawberry Parfaits for all! I inisist!" Cobra then quickly set down Parfaits for everyone in the club. Drakelor then had a dumbfounded look on his face as he looked at his Parfait and said "What in the FUCK got my brother in such a good mood....?" |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 7 2009, 03:06 AM Post #1971 |
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Unfortunately Fenrir handled things like this only one way: Violently. "How'd you..MOCK ME WILL YA?" Fenrir activates Sodom and Gomorrah. Pride got up from the table and grabbed Fenrirs right arm before he could aim and fire. "Mr. Cobra, please don't play games with my men. Fefnir wouldn't dare to cross any lines with me in the same room after all, would you?" Pride asks him sternly. "No ma'am." Fefnir says quickly. "So please, don't play on his weaknesses or else he'll likely just try to kill you anyway. He not the diplomat his siblings are" Pride says. "Ouch....kick a guy when he's down why don'tcha?" Fenrir grumbles. |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 7 2009, 03:11 AM Post #1972 |
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Cobra quickly went back towards them after he finished setting down all the Parfaits as he made up a lie and said "Weakness? I didn't know he had a weakness. I just felt like being nice, honest!" Drakelor looked into Cobra's eyes and thought "I can tell he is lying about that, but I won't spoil it. I just hope the others don't know his eyes flash red and black when he is lying... Oh god I hope none of them are mind readers, because that'd spoil the whole damn thing, and I'll just shut the fuck up now.." |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 7 2009, 03:30 AM Post #1973 |
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Pride looked pissed off. "Look, don't talk down to me like I am some kind of idiot. I'm trying to save this place more fighting. You want Fefnir to shut up, you ask me to tell him. You don't abuse your knowledge...or else I CAN arrange a meeting between you and a few of Mammon's flying friends. Or have I been reading you wrong whenever he gets near you?" |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 7 2009, 03:45 AM Post #1974 |
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Cobra then "Reading me wrong? What do you mean by-- GRUAGH!" "Listen brother, I cannot just sit and watch anymore as entertaining as that was, I apreciate the food, but that is not enough energy for me.." said Drakelor as he grabbed Cobra from the back of his neck and lifted him up "I understand you were trying to make sure I didn't get my ass kicked, but it looks like that little planned backfired didn't it brother? I may be the weaker, more villianous, and the more *mumble mumble* of us, but I do not retain that weakness that is known as YOUR BACK, so just relax..." Drakelor's hand then started to glow yellow and he said "...and allow me to have you 'rest' for a few, IS..THAT..ALRIGHT..BROTHER..!" As he said each of those last words he absorbed some of Cobra's energy and after the last one threw his body down. "Looks like I taught him a lesson. Remember that his back is his weakness in case he gets like that again ok? It's to make up for him knowing every single thing about every single one of us. Due to a certain book he holds. His doesn't talk though. Which is a reason mine is better." said Drakelor --- "Holy shit, Drakelor took out Cobra, and food magically came out of nowhere!" said Porkler "Cobra, and Drakelor... They don't look like much to me." said the Fierce Pork Trooper "Cobra's my bounty, and Drakelor is his weaker, but older brother. They are both emperors from another Galaxy." said Porkler "Really? Interesting.." said the Fierce Pork Trooper as he rubbed his chin |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 7 2009, 04:03 AM Post #1975 |
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"I like my plan better." Mammon laughs as several Bubble Bats begin to decend from the roof to surround Cobra. They just perch on the furniture around him, staring. "Passively effective." "So am I." Planet Man says. "I'm an Emperor too." "Not for much longer." Pyron says. |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 7 2009, 04:16 AM Post #1976 |
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Porkler then jumped up and said "Planet Man, Pyron. When did you get here?" he then turned to his brother and said "Bro, this is Planet Man, and Pyron. I don't know much about either of them, but they are also emperors." "An honor. I'd shake your hands, but one, I'm a ghost, and two, I HATE fire, unlike my brother here, I am weak to fire." said the Fierce Pork Trooper as he looked at the two --- "Uh Mammon..? I know this is probably a stupid question buut... What's the point of that? Is there something I don't get, that I should be getting?" said Drakelor "M'gourd...?" said Armarando in a drunken tone as he walked over (Translation: M'lord?) "MY GOD! Armarando how much did you drink?!" said Drakelor "Ee eh doonuu.. Atout eberlingchristmas day jenny tock." responded Armarando (Translation: Uh, I don't know. I'd say about two whole bottles of every drink in stock.) "Dammit... Now you're officially worse than the worst alchoholic in here.." said Drakelor "Toe.. Gug-eth dooo, M'gourd..! Eh racone def et yinny dime." said Armarando (Translation: Oh, fuck-eth you M'lord! I can quit at any time.) "I've had enough of your tone Armarando! You may sleep now!" said Drakelor's eyes as they glowed Armarando then passed out and was snoring "There. Two problems solved within in two minutes. Do I get a prize now?" said Drakelor |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 7 2009, 04:33 AM Post #1977 |
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"He hates bats right? Well when he wakes up..well..ever see 'The Birds" by Alfred Hitchcock?" Mammon snickers. "Emperor....no. God however...most certainly yes." Pyron says. |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 7 2009, 04:47 AM Post #1978 |
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"Oh yeah! I get it now. I never saw 'The Birds' though unfortunatly. Is it a good movie?" said Drakelor --- "Right... Anyways, Porkler. Do you know what happened to King Porky after my death?" said the Fierce Pork Trooper "I heard that he fought them, but sorta lost, due to the fact that he used that 'Absolutely Safe Capsule'." said Porkler --- "I bet you other authors are probably wondering why I didn't spoiler warnings for what Porkler said just right? Well it's because I feel too lazy, and after that Soma/Julius speech Cobra gave, My power over spoiler warnings has weakened a little tiny bit, so if I spoiled Mother 3 for anyone who has not gotten to that part or never played the game, I apologize." said the Narrator |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | Feb 7 2009, 08:48 AM Post #1979 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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Oliver shrugged. "I don't mean to brag, but between my bow and my cousin Marcus' specialized weapon, we're the best marksmen to hail from the Met Cloud Kingdom." Mistral nodded. "It's true. You never lost an archery contest, have you Oliver?" Oliver smiled. "That I haven't." Puppetman nodded. "Ah, I see. Must be something that has to be resolved in the main RP then." "Why are you pointing at me?" asked Magician. "Oh, uh..." Aquarius Theater seemed a bit nervous. |
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| Metabad | Feb 7 2009, 10:32 AM Post #1980 |
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Shadow glared at Fefnir. "At least I ain't being restrained like you...you wanna fight, punk?!" Shadow raised his sword in the air, until Epsilon restrained him with his wires. "Not until the arena is finished..." Epsilon scolded Shadow as he released him from his wires. Shadow just rolled his eyes. "Okay...well I guess I'm being restrained too...fuck...oh, and by the way, I've read plenty of books on my time..." Shadow then stroked his own chin. "Well...actually..." he took out some dirty magazines. "They're not really 'books' per-say...as they are magazines...but hey, its reading material all the same." He put his magazines back. "Oh, and Sala...nah, I never really had any friends...well, until now, this Drakelor guy and I seem to be on good terms right now." Shadow said to Salamandra, pointing at Drakelor. "We got each other's backs." *** "It seems he has consumed every prisoner in that cage." Dark Star said as Imperial finished eating and flew in circles around his master. "My, he was hungry..." |
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