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The Dance Macabre; A party club...not a Bar nor a Grill.
Topic Started: Nov 3 2008, 02:42 PM (102,720 Views)
Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"If only Lady Millions were here." Planet Man sighs. "I would show her a few moves I picked up on Jurai."



"It looks like we won't be alone." Buffalo says, still struggling with sideways steps. "How am I doing? 1.5 out of 10?"
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"Oh, don't be so modest," said Mandrago. "You're doing quite well for a newcomer."

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"We be watchin' this new battle arena bein' built," said Funk. "And when it's done, we'll try it out!"

He then looked over at the cards he was holding. "Um... any card? How 'bout this one near the bottom of the deck?"

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Francoise pecked Flame Stag on the cheek. "I cannot wait for you to show us your cool, sexy moves on the battlefield, mon chéri," she purred.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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"Thank you. You know for a guy my size who's made for travelling over ice you'd hope I'd have some potential." Buffalo says.




Suddenly someone..or rather..someones...burst through the door and leap at Mega Man, tackling him to the ground.

"We got him Ms. Tron."
"He won't escape this time."
"Owww...stop kicking me Mr. Mega Man."

"You thought you were done with me huh Mega Man?" A girl was standing in the doorway. "AHAHAHAHAHA!!! No one escapes Tron Bonne that easy, lemme tell you."

"Owww...must you do stuff like this EVERY time you see me?" Mega Man asks.

"Until you become Servbot #42 and spend the rest of your days with me...yes." Tron snickers, then blushes, realizing she's said that in front of a crowd. "Oh...man I said that part loud. Well...fine then, why should my feelings be a thing of shame?"

"Son...I never knew you were a lady killer." Dr. Light says.

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!" Rock whined.

Sigma and Theta blinked, they were completely shocked by the wierdness going on.

"I....think you can get off me now Sigma." Theta says.

"R..right." Sigma gets up and helps Theta to his feet.
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"Oh my GOD! MY LEGO COLLECTION SPRUNG TO LIFE AND ARE NOW ATTACKING PEOPLE!" Cloudman looked worried at Shademan. "I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! It's only a matter of time before...oh no...MY BIONICLES! THEY WILL SURELY KILL AND KILL AGAIN! AHHHHHH!!!!" Cloudman yelled out as he flew across the place in a panic.

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"General Catfish and Flame Stag met each other pretty much...sometime last year, can't exactly remember when...General Catfish thinks he was intruding on Doppler town, and General Catfish here showed him what he does to tresspassers." Volt Catfish said.

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"Sexy, hmm?" Flame Stag wrapped his arm around Francoise. "Glad you're so excited...I'll be sure to show them, my dear."

"Hahaha, yeah right." Shadow approached Flame Stag and Francoise. "Know who has even sexier moves? That's right..." Shadow pointed at himself. "The Shadster!"

"Ahh, get outta here, I'll take care of you when the arena's built." Flame Stag said to Shadow.

"General Catfish would like a piece of you too!" Volt Catfish said as his hands became surrounded in electricity.

"It seems we're in agreement for once." Flame Stag said to Volt Catfish.

"It seems so." Volt Catfish said back.

"Mmmm..." Shadow began stroking his own chest. "You would dare ruin a perfect face such as this?" Shadow pointed to his own face.

"Perfect? Hmph, yeah right...your bloodshot eyes say otherwise." Flame Stag said.

"HEY, these eyes used to be such a calm lusturous blue..." Shadow smirked

"Uh-huh, sure...now, just go away." Flame Stag said. "I really don't want you here."

"Alright, I'll kick your ass soon enough." Shadow backed away from the group, and then spun around and looked at Tron. "M'kay, who'se the hot new girl and why does she got the hots for you X?" Shadow then looked at Megaman. "Er...sorry...Rock...you two just look so damn similar. I gotta remember that you're the younger looking one."

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Epsilon just blinked. "Odd..." was all he could say about the weirdness going on around him. He then looked at Sigma and Theta. Sigma helping Theta up? I never thought I'd see the day... Epsilon thought to himself.
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Shade Man
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Tron looks at Shadow. "Who's the freaky looking dork?"

"I fought her once...stopped her family from robbing a bank and well...she kinda....umm....fell for me I guess." Mega Man says, getting the Servbots off of him.

"To answer your question Miss, the stupid looking brutish oaf here is Shadow, a chump who quit the Hunters when he realized Vile was a better Hunter than him and went running to the Alpha Army like a little bitch." X says. "That clear things up?"

"OOoohhh...Mega Man's cute brother. Hi X." Tron waves.

"Uhhh...hey." X was kinda flustered by the comment.

"Thankfully it was only three....of....oh crap." Mega Man's eyes widen in horror as he realized all 40 Servbots just entered the room.



"They're not lego guys, they're Servbots. The cute Pirate Girl made them herself." Shade Man says.



"Amazing that shock could bring a temporary halt to Theta's current outburst. Won't last long but it is intriguing." Alpha then observes Tron. "Another organic in love with one of our kind...how foolish."
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"Oh, phew..." Cloudman wiped his face with lawnmower percission. "I'm safe for another night..." Cloudman then looked at Tron. "She's a pirate? Is she anything like...JAAACKKK SPAAAARRROOOOWWWWW?"

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"Freaky stupid looking brutish dork, oaf AND bitch? Aww...damn...couldn't someone put in a good word for me?" Shadow looked around.

"Oh, and X, I'm TOTALLY a better hunter than Vile...well, I WAS at least...because he has...oooh...a shoulder cannon...how scaaary." Shadow said. "Well, guess what? I got one too...it's bigger and better I tell you that." He drew his sword. "I also got a sword arm, that's DOUBLE the weapons!" Shadow just shook his head. "I just quit the hunters because they weren't worth my time, I felt bad for killing people who were so much like me...I just wanted to join the better group. THEY have the right idea..." he looked over at Theta and Epsilon.
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"And a big sword mean your overcompensating for SOMETHING right Shadow?" X says.

"Ouch." Mega Man says.

"That was cold." Even Alpha had something to say.

"What? You support those..those..those MONSTERS? The Alpha Army are a bunch of crazy cultists following the memory of one of the most diabolical madmen since Hitler. It's because of that guy that my parents got sick and eventually died. If he were here right now I'd kick his ass PERSONALLY." Tron says.

Theta began to laugh madly. "Well looks like you got your chance, that mass of Alpha Joe parts IS Alpha."

"Wait..what?" Tron looks over at Alpha. "Seriously?"

"You may have the first blow." Alpha says. "Make it count."

Tron panicks and rushes over to Mega Man, hugging him in sheer fright. "OhmygodpleasekeephimawayIdon'twanttodie."

Theta continues to laugh.

"Knock it off, you're not helping things." Sigma says.

"It seems Alpha was right, it was short lived." Theta punches out Sigma. "THAT...was for all those comments you've been making about me this whole time. I see no reason to humour you anymore 'dear' brother."
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Metabad
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Shadow looked rather offended. "Ow...damn, that was harsh..." He then smirked. "I'll prove that I ain't overcompensating! Now who wants to see it?" Shadow looked around. "Come on, speak up, don't be shy, I know one of you wants to..."

"Shadow, that's too disgusting to even think about." Epsilon intervened. "I hope you know that I will not allow you to pull it out, not if I have anything to say about it."

"Aww, c'mooon...you never let me have any fun...then again neither did Sigma...buncha sticks in the mud you guys are...but you're at least cooler than Sigma so..." Shadow shrugged. "Guess I'll listen to ya."

"Good." Epsilon said.

Shadow then looked over at Tron. "Yeah, I support those SCAAARRRRYYY MOOONSTERSSS, hahaha! And what was that about kicking Alpha's ass? You're all talk but no game, girl!"
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Shade Man
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"How about you show her how it's done then and fight me a bit Shadow? Or are you all talk as well Warrior?" Alpha says. "it is my belief that oen should not make a statement one does nto intend to back up with action so please, prove your superiority over the Hunters and the organic by attacking me IF you dare. Also if you ever threaten to expose yourself again by you'll have a forced gender change by the time I am through with you, get me?"


"Sky Pirate...she's not Pirate Man for God's sake." Shade Man says, recalling his 'nephew'.
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Shadow's jaw just dropped. "Oh. Freaking. Snap." He scratched his head. "...Crap...force...gender...bleh...don't want that at all..."

"Attack you, huh? I dunno...you are kinda Epsilon AND Theta's boss...top of the food chain, y'know? I mean I know I'm better than the Hunters and humans, but no way I'm better than you, man...no WAY!" Shadow said.

"It seems that Shadow has learned his place..." Epsilon said.
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"I am your Boss too which means my disappointment in you is not helping your cause Shadow. I wouldn't kill you and I will prove it. Salamandra, attack me now." Alpha says.

"As you command my Lord." Salamandra ignites and charges Alpha, swinging a powerful punch at 'his' face. The blow connects but Alpha does not budge.

"See? I am not a delicate piece fo decoration and this isn't even my body. It's just something I inhabit. Thank you Salamandra for obeying my command." Alpha says.

Salamandra laughs. "I am glad your around. Theta was such an unfun stiff."

"Overgrown amphibian, I had you created." Theta was furious.

"Shaddup, you may have made me but remember...we belong to him." Salamandra points to Alpha.

Theta scoffs and looks away.
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Shadow looked a little nervous. "Well...if you insist..." he shrugged and then fired a Fragmenting shot at Alpha. I would have charged up but that takes too long for my liking... Shadow thought.
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The blast shatters on impact upon striking Alpha. "Weapons...well it's a start. I was aiming for good old fisticuffs but it will do for now." Alpha says as he dusts himself off.
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Battle Arena eh..?" said Thornacus "When it is done I will show Lady Craothe my skills.. Oh and yes that card is fine."

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"After sometime after a certain number of battles in the arena, I will add a certain form to the roulette that appears after the event chosen on the first roulette is to fight me.. A form showing the strength of all the Deus Cyborgs.. The form no one but me knows about.. HAHAHA!!" thought Cobra

"COBRA! Snap out of it!" said Drakelor as he punched him in the back of his neck

"Ow! You didn't need to do it so hard!" yelled Cobra as he rubbed his neck in pain
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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"Oh...fisticuffs, huh? That's kinda hard to do when one of your arms is a sword." Shadow said, looking at his sword.
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