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| The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny; Good guys, bad guys, and explosions! | |
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| Topic Started: Saturday Jan 7 2006, 05:09 AM (90 Views) | |
| Naes | Saturday Jan 7 2006, 05:09 AM Post #1 |
So, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris walk into a bar...
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267 Go watch this mighty piece of geeky brilliance. Sheer, absolute genius. Finally, Newgrounds produces something good XD. |
| Vin Diesel is a monstrous entity who lies "dead but dreaming" in the city of R'lyeh, a place of non-Euclidean madness presently (and mercifully) sunken below the depths of the Pacific Ocean. Vin Diesel appears in various monstrous and demonic forms in early myths of the human race. Racial memory preserves Him as humanity's most basic nightmare. Vin Diesel is the high priest of the Great Old Ones, unnatural alien beings who ruled the Earth before humanity formed, worshipped as gods by some misguided people. It is said that They will return, causing worldwide insanity and mindless violence before finally displacing humanity forever. | |
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| Cardboard Knight | Sunday Jan 8 2006, 08:27 AM Post #2 |
effin' effer
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That is wildly inaccurate. Chuck Norris is immortal, he can't be killed. I'm never trusting Newgrounds again. |
| Imagine there's no countries. It isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for. And no religion too. Imagine all the people. Living life in peace... | |
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| Mallow | Sunday Jan 8 2006, 04:00 PM Post #3 |
Full Metal Admin
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I'm with Cardboard on this. How am I supposed to trust newgrounds if they come up with stuff like this? |
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| Naes | Thursday Jan 12 2006, 12:20 AM Post #4 |
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So, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris walk into a bar...
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Chuck Norris is, in fact, mortal. The only reason he still lives is that he has never been near a hungry Vin Diesel. Who often masquerades as a Blue Meanie (hence why Yellow Submarine is so amazingly awesome), thus showing that Chuck Norris could, in fact, die in this scenario. Mr. Rogers won because Vin Diesel got bored and left after killing Chuck Norris. My logic is king. |
| Vin Diesel is a monstrous entity who lies "dead but dreaming" in the city of R'lyeh, a place of non-Euclidean madness presently (and mercifully) sunken below the depths of the Pacific Ocean. Vin Diesel appears in various monstrous and demonic forms in early myths of the human race. Racial memory preserves Him as humanity's most basic nightmare. Vin Diesel is the high priest of the Great Old Ones, unnatural alien beings who ruled the Earth before humanity formed, worshipped as gods by some misguided people. It is said that They will return, causing worldwide insanity and mindless violence before finally displacing humanity forever. | |
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| Turkey | Thursday Jan 12 2006, 06:17 PM Post #5 |
Sweet as moonshine!
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I saw this before. It's okay but it's not one of my favorite flashes. |
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| Milk | Thursday Jan 12 2006, 09:40 PM Post #6 |
Alpha Male
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I just like the lyrics...ever been to the Chuck Norris fan site? We went to it a school...IT'S RUN BY THE BIG MAN HIMSELF!? Is that aloud? |
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