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Do you like jokes about the recession?
Yes, but only on SNL	2 (8%)
Yes, but no one watches SNL anymore, the new cast sucks.	4 (16%)
Yes, but only on CSI.	2 (8%)
No, they are in very poor taste.	3 (12%)
No, what recession? It's a depression by now, you idiot.	4 (16%)
No, I like jokes about the Inquisition.	10 (40%)
Total Votes: 25

[wino]; Put out by the recent IK Recession?
Topic Started: Mar 9 2009, 07:48:17 PM (371 Views)
sumikoska	Mar 9 2009, 07:48:17 PM Post #1
No longer with us. Posts: 1,355 Group: Global Moderators Member #794 Joined: March 2, 2007 Alliance No longer with us.	Are you among the ~~millions~~ dozens of IK players now facing homelessness due to the recent IK recession? Has your alliance disbanded due to high overhead costs associated with all that military build up? Or did they just kick you out for running around toting signs that say "homes not bombs" and squalling about the ~~myriad~~ ~~twelve~~ remaining IK politician's failure to reroute gold supplies into much needed homeless shelters? Well... Wino is the alliance for you, buddy! Apply now, and you can be one of the first on the waiting list for a glorious studio apartment in a housing development off skid row. Your alliance not doing enough for you? Wino promises you a 1 gold per day welfare allowance and a food stamp card which can be immediately exchanged for hard liquor by the sketch looking scruffy junkie who works the night shift at the local Crap-O-Mart! Worried about accomodations during the wait for your apartment? No need to fear! Wino has the finest homeless shelters in all of IKdom! Hungry? Stand in line for three hours at the Church of Sven for a nice pot of elfhead and spinach gruel. If you're lucky, a piece of elf gristle will fall into YOUR plate! Have grots? Don't worry, we save the elf bones in a nice doggie back available for them at the back door. Out of work? Sweep the streets as a part of our "welfare-to-work" program and get an extra 2 stone per day!



Azathoth	Mar 9 2009, 08:22:51 PM Post #2
Melanoma! Posts: 1,584 Group: G-Admin Member #1,518 Joined: September 16, 2007 Gender Orc Alliance Orc	You need an answer that just says "yes"...
	No more riddles...ever.


nathan_518	Mar 11 2009, 09:57:27 PM Post #3
Stone Quarry Owner Posts: 102 Group: Members Member #1,642 Joined: October 12, 2007	Azathoth Mar 9 2009, 08:22:51 PM You need an answer that just says "yes"... +1
	Nathan_518-Digg


sumikoska	Mar 12 2009, 09:46:34 PM Post #4
No longer with us. Posts: 1,355 Group: Global Moderators Member #794 Joined: March 2, 2007 Alliance No longer with us.	Azathoth Mar 9 2009, 08:22:51 PM You need an answer that just says "yes"... I am afraid that [wino] has recently been disbanded due to downsizing. With the recession looming before us, we were forced to lay off the one and only employee...



Chronos	Apr 19 2009, 12:35:43 AM Post #5
Valheru Admin & Troll Posts: 404 Group: Members Member #1,387 Joined: August 4, 2007 Alliance Valheru	sumikoska Mar 12 2009, 09:46:34 PM I am afraid that [wino] has recently been disbanded due to downsizing. With the recession looming before us, we were forced to lay off the one and only employee... Hiccup. Oh my fricking head, I'm so wasted. Yo yo yo.
	This post may or may not contain the following: DIGG/DWA and fh-bone bashing, opinions of my alliance and/or multi accusations, No animals were harmed in the making of this post although a few elfs were tossed overboard.


sumikoska	Apr 25 2009, 02:12:41 AM Post #6
No longer with us. Posts: 1,355 Group: Global Moderators Member #794 Joined: March 2, 2007 Alliance No longer with us.	Chronos Apr 19 2009, 12:35:43 AM sumikoska Mar 12 2009, 09:46:34 PM I am afraid that [wino] has recently been disbanded due to downsizing. With the recession looming before us, we were forced to lay off the one and only employee... Hiccup. Oh my fricking head, I'm so wasted. Yo yo yo. Take two asprins and a boot to the head.



e1337kitteh	Apr 25 2009, 04:58:43 AM Post #7
Sentinel Cat Posts: 323 Group: Members Member #2,370 Joined: February 14, 2009 Gender Male Alliance [D.O.A.]	Am I allowed to volunteer to supply the boot? Edited by e1337kitteh, Apr 25 2009, 04:59:06 AM.
	I hate a lot of people.


sumikoska	Apr 27 2009, 09:57:39 PM Post #8
No longer with us. Posts: 1,355 Group: Global Moderators Member #794 Joined: March 2, 2007 Alliance No longer with us.	e1337kitteh Apr 25 2009, 04:58:43 AM Am I allowed to volunteer to supply the boot? Of course! The more boots, the merrier.



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