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UN
Topic Started: Nov 13 2008, 06:24:17 AM (269 Views)
rory	Nov 13 2008, 06:24:17 AM Post #1
Advanced Member Posts: 14 Group: Members Member #1,615 Joined: October 11, 2007	I would like let everyone here about the creation of the UN. We are here to uphold peace and to help smaller players. If this seems like something you would be interested in then contact me in game.
	Founder of the UN


Llyndwr	Nov 16 2008, 11:48:23 AM Post #2
Holier than Thou... Posts: 1,355 Group: G-Admin Member #27 Joined: October 20, 2006 Gender Orc Alliance DIGG/Orc division	This sounds interesting... What is your manifesto? How do you propose to pacify the threats to global stability? What is your stance on Orc domination of all other races? How many beans make five? Why would you eat beans when it is much more fun to eat live beings? Are you for Orc world hunger, or do you stand to alleviate Orc world hunger? How old is your Mother? Are you now, or have you ever been a Communist? What is your stance on religious intolerance? Do you harbour elf refugees within your towns and cities? What was the first question again? Could you repeat that? How much hot sauce would it require to make your alliance a veritable feast for a hungry Orc God? When will Gruumsh grow tired of asking all these questions? Can you write a short essay on the effects of global warming with regard to an obvious shortage of willing thralls? Would you like to see Oogahk's scratchings? What are you doing Tuesday evening? Can you have a nice day?
	Gruumsh is dead, long live Gruumsh Gruumsh is watching.... Gruumsh can see all.... Yes, even you hiding there behind the sofa. Avatar by CK Kapoa, on view at This place The Home of Llyndwr


Llyndwr	Nov 16 2008, 11:51:50 AM Post #3
Holier than Thou... Posts: 1,355 Group: G-Admin Member #27 Joined: October 20, 2006 Gender Orc Alliance DIGG/Orc division	Do you have any jelly doughnuts? If yes, what flavour? When will Gruumsh manage to stop thinking? When will the bath be ready? How big is the bath? Do you serve elf brain and chocolate pudding in the cafeteria? How much do you pay for your coffee supplies? Can you finally manage to bring Gruumsh the brain of Deathbystoning? Do you accept Old, dangerous and hungry Orc into your fledgling society of tasty human snacks? That is all, run along now.....
	Gruumsh is dead, long live Gruumsh Gruumsh is watching.... Gruumsh can see all.... Yes, even you hiding there behind the sofa. Avatar by CK Kapoa, on view at This place The Home of Llyndwr


PeterP	Nov 17 2008, 04:36:33 PM Post #4
dictator for life Posts: 395 Group: Members Member #435 Joined: January 16, 2007	And how do you want to secure the meal-flow? I mean meal already is running short in germany. People are looking forward to postapocalyptic time. And only the people with the meal will survive!!!11 1
	Pardon?


Llyndwr	Nov 17 2008, 05:36:24 PM Post #5
Holier than Thou... Posts: 1,355 Group: G-Admin Member #27 Joined: October 20, 2006 Gender Orc Alliance DIGG/Orc division	Does the work of Hemingway have a place in a society of equals? For it was written: When the seas themselves flow with the colour of hope, and the air of the mountains feels heavy with fear, then the young stag will harvest the thyme, and the old lady of the woods will eat once more.
	Gruumsh is dead, long live Gruumsh Gruumsh is watching.... Gruumsh can see all.... Yes, even you hiding there behind the sofa. Avatar by CK Kapoa, on view at This place The Home of Llyndwr


PeterP	Nov 18 2008, 04:36:55 PM Post #6
dictator for life Posts: 395 Group: Members Member #435 Joined: January 16, 2007	That is what hydrogen atoms are capable of when you give them 15 billion years to evolve. Edited by PeterP, Nov 18 2008, 04:37:09 PM.
	Pardon?


oogahk	Nov 18 2008, 09:59:04 PM Post #7
Orcish Shaman Posts: 647 Group: Members Member #39 Joined: October 20, 2006 Gender Orc Alliance Orc	Oogahk desire that Rory answer Gruumsh questions!! Inquiring minds want to know!!
	Remember, Orc = Trust


rory	Nov 28 2008, 07:49:36 AM Post #8
Advanced Member Posts: 14 Group: Members Member #1,615 Joined: October 11, 2007	well the alliance merged with -TT- but ill go ahead and answer as many as i can without getting bored. They are in order; Wish I knew what that meant I will pacify the threats to global stability by talking alot and ultimatly not doing anything anfd bowing to the world powers (just like the real UN) The Un has no problem with Orc domination. Just keep writing the checks to us. 5 Because cannibalism gives you mad cow NO 45 NO I think there are many right ways to reach Jesus. Any ways that don't end in Jesus should be intolerated against Maybe I forgot I forgot Um probably about 4 bottles. 5 if its mild In about 4 questions I can YEs Your mother (you set me up there) I can Hope that answers all questions Edited by rory, Nov 28 2008, 07:50:56 AM.
	Founder of the UN


rory	Nov 28 2008, 07:52:56 AM Post #9
Advanced Member Posts: 14 Group: Members Member #1,615 Joined: October 11, 2007	Oh there's more I have a dozen When did you start In 12 min About the size of a bathtub give or take a few gallons Only on Tuesdays if the moon is full Too much I can try Yes I do
	Founder of the UN


Llyndwr	Nov 28 2008, 12:52:44 PM Post #10
Holier than Thou... Posts: 1,355 Group: G-Admin Member #27 Joined: October 20, 2006 Gender Orc Alliance DIGG/Orc division	Obviously you are not willing to share the flavour of the jelly donuts, either that or your thought patterns were beginning to become obscured by the fact that you have something going on with Gruumsh's very very old Mother (she is almost as old as your god). Though one statement alone does disturb Gruumsh, and that would be the one regarding religious intolerance, since you state to be intolerant of any religion that does not have a particular figure in it's teachings, which implies that you are intolerant of most religions that pre-date that particular figure, which includes the one that is the foundation of that particular figures belief, and was the faith of the particular figure from birth through to reported untimely death. I am not trying to pick holes in your beliefs, I am just attempting to assist you on your path toward personal spiritual enlightenment. You are most welcome to ignore the historical and theological ramblings of Gruumsh, as that is your right.
	Gruumsh is dead, long live Gruumsh Gruumsh is watching.... Gruumsh can see all.... Yes, even you hiding there behind the sofa. Avatar by CK Kapoa, on view at This place The Home of Llyndwr


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