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Join Diaper.; The Orc clean up alliance.
Topic Started: Apr 5 2008, 07:25:28 PM (621 Views)
Llyndwr
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Gruumsh has decided to assist a human who's name Gruumsh cannot remember.

This random human wishes for other humans, who may share a common dislike of [Orc] and all that it stands for, to join with him in his campaign of aggression against the Warlords of The Mighty Orc Horde(tm).

Gruumsh recommend that this is done by all those humans who have a similar inclination with regard to the evil tyrannical monsters who call themselves Orc.


Do not be fooled into thinking that this is a clever ploy to have all Orc enemies in one easy to see package. Since when have any Orc shown the intelligence to come up with such a plan.


Fear The Mighty Orc Horde(tm)?

Join The anti Orc Alliance.....




That is all. :poke:
Gruumsh is dead, long live Gruumsh

Gruumsh is watching.... Gruumsh can see all....

Yes, even you hiding there behind the sofa.
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Gruumsh
Apr 5 2008, 06:25 PM
Do not be fooled into thinking that this is a clever ploy to have all Orc enemies in one easy to see package. Since when have any Orc shown the intelligence to come up with such a plan.


Fear The Mighty Orc Horde(tm)?

Join The anti Orc Alliance.....

Sumikoska commend support Gruumsh lend to fledgling alliance [ANTI]. Sumikoska commend all that the Great Gruumsh do and say. Her also say, she lend support to [ANTI] alliance.

Send many, many spearies and a few catas to ANTI to show her support.

Of course, Sumikoska cannot join ANTI - it worship trouble.

But she encourage all other trouble worshippers with fruity elvish names to join [ANTI] and help the Elvish Rebellion to end this Orcish threat once and for all... STOP GLOBAL HUMAN AND ELVIN ANNIHILATION before it's too late!

Fear The Mighty Orc Horde(tm)?

Join The anti Orc Alliance.....

"The Softer Side of Orc" © Sears, resellers of fine chainsaws.
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sumikoska
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<scratch head> Sumikoska try to send shipment of spearies to Anti today, but something funny happen with transport.

5 minutes ago
Attack on Orcling_Diaper (-)
Units of sumikoska
Total Losses
Large Warships 80 0
Small Merchant Ships 25 0
Stone Throwers 60 0
Spearfighters 300 1
Catapults 40 0
Units of orlandobloomsarmpit
Total Losses
Plundered resources
Gold 300
Stone 18
Lumber 123
Destruction

Her confused... why her patercults coming back to her now? Thought she press, transport.

Oopsie! She guess, founder of Anti-Orc right, Orcses all very dumb. That why keep accidentally press wrong button when end transport, have many accident. :(

EDIT: Big dumb Orcling take coordinates out now, her so sorry.
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Oogahk the Terribly Demented; Minister of Propaganda also wish to express him sincere desire that all support [Anti] in it goal to eliminate the horrible threat that be The Weak [Orc] Horde.

All should know that the Pathetic [Orc] Horde(tm) have no fleets, due to fact that all Orc too stupid to build army and fleet. Ooghak know first hand that many Orc have pretty and colorful flowers planted and keep Isles clean of debris.

It be imperitive that all join the Great and Mighty [Anti](tm) alliance to rid world of smelly [Orc] threat. Orc have run amock too long. Join [Anti] and aid in Elven Rebellion and rid Inselkampf from the stench and vile nusance that is known as The Horrible [Orc] Horde(tm).
Remember, Orc = Trust

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Llyndwr
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Recruitment closed due to temporary alliance procedural changes.
[Anti] now [Diaper], now responsible for making sure that Orclings have clean behinds.

Some may call it bullying, Orc call it forced attitude adjustment.

Gruumsh now send assistance to founder, for it's new found wisdom.

Join [Diaper] and help keep Orc bottoms clean and happy.
Gruumsh is dead, long live Gruumsh

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Yes, even you hiding there behind the sofa.
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sumikoska
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Gruumsh
Apr 9 2008, 09:41 AM
Gruumsh now send assistance to founder, for it's new found wisdom.

Hmmmm... founder of [Diaper] reporting that stonethrowers all killed by the Trojan Orc virus.

It called trouble.
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Llyndwr
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Gruumsh would like to take this opportunity to celebrate the 800th posting by Gruumsh.


:poke: :crazy:


Gruumsh would also like to reassert the recruitment drive for the alliance [diaper], Orc can never have enough bottom cleaners, so join today and reap the benefits of being in the only alliance that Orc shares a pact with, even if it is only the Orc that have the pact.

Gruumsh think that the admin does not yet know how to set a pact.
Gruumsh is dead, long live Gruumsh

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Makari send free patarcults to all that join!!!
Fear the Coconut Bra and the Fluffy Bunnies !!!!


ORC!! ORC!! ORC!!


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sumikoska
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Makari
Apr 13 2008, 09:03 PM
Makari send free patarcults to all that join!!!

Hmmm... Sumikoska wonder if Makari will have accident and arm patercults first...
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Oogahk the Terribly Demented; Minister of Propaganda wish him sincere best wishes to new alliance [diaper]

Oogahk find this news good and worthy. All Join [diaper] and all shall fear poopy [diaper]s!!
Remember, Orc = Trust

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