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[Orc]; Mighty Orc Horde now accept fresh blood.
Topic Started: Jan 2 2007, 01:45:26 PM (1,281 Views)
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sumikoska
Jan 7 2008, 07:44 PM
egg
Jan 7 2008, 11:43 PM
Sumi, you should join Orc too!

Everyone should join Orc, egg... I hear Pantheon is head their way as soon as they formally disband and stuff.

I would love to join Orc... Except that I have nothing to pay tribute with.
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egg
Jan 15 2008, 01:36 AM
I would love to join Orc... Except that I have nothing to pay tribute with.

Lucky for egg, [Orc] now have program for the needy.
[Orc] willing to accept tribute from a wealthy donor on egg's behalf.


All interested in sending tribute on behalf of poor, starving child egg, make donation directly to Sumikoska... send catas and stonies with special note saying "tribute paid to [Orc] for egg tuition fund". And Sumikoska send you letter and photograph of child egg that you help with generosity.

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Awwwww so cute! Send tribute, then [Orc] eliminate cute baby egg from first half of human/elf global annihilation.
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Best post I have ever read on the IK forums.

Stuff like that makes me happy. :)
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"tribute paid to [Orc] for egg tuition fund"


Do not send "photograph of child egg that you help with generosity" or Infinity will not be nice and ask for tribute, Infinity will take tribute.
You may not agree with everything Infinity says, but at the very least, you'll understand that your differing opinion is wrong.

Well, where should I start? Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual
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Jan 17 2008, 09:43 AM
Do not send "photograph of child egg that you help with generosity" or Infinity will not be nice

Sumikoska agree, accept tribute of two stoners in exchange for not sending photo of egg-child.
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Your local Orc recruitment center is open now!

So why not go along and apply today! Sail over and trade in your weedie Pink Skin for a mighty green one!
Fear the Coconut Bra and the Fluffy Bunnies !!!!


ORC!! ORC!! ORC!!


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Jan 18 2008, 07:53 PM
Your local Orc recruitment center is open now!

So why not go along and apply today! Sail over and trade in your weedie Pink Skin for a mighty green one!

And remember... The Mighty Orc Horde[TM] is still fierce.

Orc so scary it make eggchild get sex change operation.

EDIT: Sumikoska lowly dipLOWmat, make humble request that eggchild be eliminated from first half of global elf-human annihilation, since change Forum image - almost as good as rename himself Thrall.

<cough> Infinity might make alternate proposal... agree to send larger tribute if [Orc] elimate egg during first half of global elf-human annihilation.
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The Mighty Orc Horde(tm) believe in peas.
The peas that comes from total annihilation of all life throughout the known universe.
The kind of peas that work so well when mixed with pasta and bacon.
The kind of peas that appear on Gruumsh's fingers every time Gruumsh indulges in the strange herb that the local elfs had planted before their untimely deaths by a group of Wargs. The grot for training the Wargs had to replace the expected meal. Grot tasted very good.
Gruumsh is dead, long live Gruumsh

Gruumsh is watching.... Gruumsh can see all....

Yes, even you hiding there behind the sofa.
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