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| [Orc]; Mighty Orc Horde now accept fresh blood. | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 2 2007, 01:45:26 PM (1,282 Views) | |
| Llyndwr | Jan 2 2007, 01:45:26 PM Post #1 |
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The Great Council of Orc has decreed that The Mighty Orc Horde(tm) will now be taking in recruits. In order to gain acceptance into the ranks of The Mighty Orc Horde(tm) certain regulatory standards must be met, these will include a formal application in a public forum, as well as the obligatory threatening application to the Mighty Orc Horde(tm) alliance [Orc]. For security reasons all applications will require extensive vetting before full admission is granted. There may well be a formal application form added at a date as yet to be confirmed, in the mean time, anyone who wishes to join the ranks of The Mighty Orc Horde(tm) will have to use their own initiative regarding the kind of information that we will be requiring, though obligatory points are: Why you think we will need you to further the cause of Orc's, and why you would want to abandon any alliance you are currently in in order to join our ranks. Unsuccessful applicants will be invited to dinner. Join The Mighty Orc Horde(tm), destroy the dreams and aspirations of your friends and loved ones, rule the oceans of IK.com with a fist of butter. No profanity will be accepted, under any circumstances. Edit: Any spelling mistakes in this post will be disregarded on pain of death. |
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| Phreemann | Jan 9 2007, 08:03:23 PM Post #2 |
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the_cheat is new to referring to himself in the third person at all times as seems mandatory to an reputable Orc, but is willing to try almost everything at least once except incest and morris dancing, so here goes. the_cheat demands to be let into the [Orc] alliance or the_cheat will force feed you ball bearings through a funnel and hold you in front of a powerful magnet. the_cheat calls this the "ball-bearings-sucked-from-your-bowels-by-a-magnet-thingy", and whilst the name may be long and unimaginitive it is a favourite pastime of his during long dark evenings. at least, it is preferable to another lonely night of cracking rocks with his teeth. anyway, the_cheat must put niceties aside for the minute..... the_cheat is somewhat tired of the incessant whingeing and discussion on the forum of his current alliance, and has been prevented from mindless attacks on potential victims due to such discrepancies as "wisdom" and "intelligence". the_cheat cares not for such foreign and mysterious concepts, as new things scare him, which is why he is writing this on a fallen log in a forest with a piece of broken charcoal. the_cheat also fears that the admin of his current alliance may be an elf, due to large pointy ears and a disturbing tendency towards prancing merrily around comicly oversized mushrooms. the_cheat finds that this activity is, sadly, right there on the list with incest and morris dancing, and so fears he does not fit in so well. also, the_cheat is good friends with Williham and Deathbystoning, both of whom he will be leaving should he be accepted into worthless orcish alliance. however, rumour round the Orc pit is that Llyndwr is now in possession of the aforementioned human Deathbystoning's brain, and the_cheat would take great pleasure in alternately poking this with a pointy stick and dropping it from various heights onto smooth flat surfaces, in order to listen to the splat it makes upon landing and then laugh uproariously in an immature fashion. the_cheat is sure Deathbystoning will also appreciate the comic genius behind this and find as much amusement in it as the_cheat does. Llyndwr must understand that access to Deathbystonings brain for proddings and splattings can only be achieved efficiently if the_cheat (would-be prodder and splatter) and Llyndwr (sole possessor of grey matter belonging to human previously mentioned) are in the same alliance. otherwise inconvenient travelling arrangements must be found, and the_cheat's bus pass has just expired. |
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| No longer active account | Dec 24 2007, 12:00:51 PM Post #3 |
Official Hula Skirt Wearer with Coconut Bra™
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Warlord Makari™ post to remind pink skinned that Orc still recruiting. Join The Mighty Orc Horde™ - still ruling the oceans with a fist of butter Hur! hur! hur! 
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Fear the Coconut Bra and the Fluffy Bunnies !!!! ORC!! ORC!! ORC!! (IGN tom_the_buffalo_soldier) | |
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| PandaCookies | Dec 27 2007, 09:53:23 PM Post #4 |
Panda Poster
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I rule the oceans with a blunt club. |
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~I was the true founder of [Elite]~ Now have gone fishing in CyC. W1: Rufler Fear The Mighty Orc Horde ! Fear me The Mighty Guru of Cleaning Supplies! BLUNT CLUB! | |
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| sumikoska | Dec 28 2007, 12:12:15 AM Post #5 |
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Now that Rufler join Orc, Sumikoska loan him a nice sharp tongue to draw blood from enemies. Say hi to Orc wife for me, Rufler... <cough> girls rule. |
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| Llyndwr | Dec 29 2007, 02:03:29 PM Post #6 |
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Holier than Thou...
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Gruumsh wonder who Rufler was. Now Gruumsh know. This may be time for official Orc policy statement, but Gruumsh not be bothered with that stuff at moment. Edit:Gruumsh tired and can not spell very good when such. |
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Gruumsh is dead, long live Gruumsh Gruumsh is watching.... Gruumsh can see all.... Yes, even you hiding there behind the sofa. Avatar by CK Kapoa, on view at This place The Home of Llyndwr | |
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| No longer active account | Jan 1 2008, 09:45:03 PM Post #7 |
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Fear the Coconut Bra and the Fluffy Bunnies !!!! ORC!! ORC!! ORC!! (IGN tom_the_buffalo_soldier) | |
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| egg | Jan 2 2008, 02:48:07 PM Post #8 |
[Mafia] Don
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~ Egg, Admin-thingy of the awesome [CYM] ~ Head of Stuff | |
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| sumikoska | Jan 2 2008, 08:04:30 PM Post #9 |
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No longer with us.
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Rufler former [widow]er, now him [Orc] that have 8 legs instead of 2 legs, look funny with green hairy carcass and 8 legs, but that what happen with arachnid to Orc transition. Rufler say hurt a lot. Also, since once spiderling, Rufler still tiny, this what him look like now...  Awwww! How adorable! Soon little Rufler ingest hands of human that holding him. Sumikoska say, join [Orc], but hopefully, not leave [widow] to do it... but not complain too much... got Oogahk... 
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| PandaCookies | Jan 3 2008, 01:11:34 AM Post #10 |
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Cat-Spider-Orc What next?! PONY?! |
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~I was the true founder of [Elite]~ Now have gone fishing in CyC. W1: Rufler Fear The Mighty Orc Horde ! Fear me The Mighty Guru of Cleaning Supplies! BLUNT CLUB! | |
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