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FE7 Randomizer LP thingy; In which things go wrong repeatedly
Topic Started: Jul 22 2015, 06:28:53 AM (393 Views)
Potato Molester
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I should put something here
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So I already posted in the other thread that I'd do this and I guess it's gonna get its own thread because I don't want to clog up the other one in case someone wants to discuss the actual randomizer.

Anyways, the basics: I'm randomizing basically everything but unit movement, and the extent to which I randomized certain numbers was more or less decided by RNG in itself. In the event that the game becomes unplayable before Lyn's story ends, I'll restart; otherwise it's the end of the playthrough (unless it's a simple fix). After unlocking Eliwood's story I might re-roll just to keep things fresh; if I'm really bored I might do HHM with some more ridiculous changes.

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Most of the LP will be images and gifs presented with minimal comments; I'm not a stats nerd and won't really go into detail on how much the changes to character X or weapon Y's stats have subtly influenced the tide of battle or anything. I will note on more major changes in case they aren't immediately obvious from hostage notes.
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Potato Molester
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Despite my earlier notes on stat talk I've got to devote some time for it here because of just how excellent it all is. I literally could not have made this any better if I'd set it up myself.

Anyways, we'll start from the beginning:
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I'm not gonna cap the story or anything; nothing's changed and we've seen it a dozen times. The interesting changes come once we've hit the map:
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Clearly, Lyn's been working out, and Batta seems to have just returned from a successful raid in Ilia. The generic bandit stays the same, since class randomization only affects PCs and bosses. Of note, despite recruitment being randomized, the order doesn't change except in Eliwood/Hector mode - since the Lyn mode characters are separate entities, adding them to the swap pool would mean you could have two versions of Lyn mode characters running around.

Moving on: time for a stat and inventory check.
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Like any good Brigand, Lyn's discarded the art of swordfighting in exchange for a crude but effective axe style. Her training has done wonders for her CON and HP, but her strength and skill make me think those muscles are for bark more than bite. Her luck also bottoms out, which in most circumstances wouldn't be terrible. But these aren't most circumstances. Because this Posted Image is exactly what it looks like:
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The Devil Axe has clearly been nerfed - two points of damage moved to weight means she certainly doesn't have the CON to wield it, and five points off of the hit rate makes her that much less likely to actually hurt anyone but herself. It's certainly going to make the first few chapters interesting.

Meanwhile, the enemy brigand is still mostly an average brigand, although his axe has a tendency to bite once in a while...
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...and Batta continues to sit smugly atop his pegasus:
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Assuming we can hit him, Batta's not a huge threat - his HP was slashed hard and that spear is way too heavy for him. As we close into fighting range, though, it's clear that the generic brigand's gonna be a problem:
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The safest bet is to let him attack on his turns and heal on mine, but he's got a modest crit chance and the odds of Lyn hitting herself are nearly one in three - the odds aren't favorable.

I end the turn and let him attack. The results are fairly predictable.
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Attempt two coming later today, probably. Generally if I restart a chapter I'll do the entire chapter in one post. In Lyn's mode I'll also probably restart for most unit losses, since they probably still affect stats later on, unless I just swap to a different save file, which kind of goes against the spirit of the thing.
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[23:32:27]<Flash>NAQUIL?
[23:32:34]<Cleft>NAQUIL!!
[23:32:35]<Flash>OSHI-
[23:32:35]<Mons>GLORIOUS PRESIDENT UGANDA
[23:32:41]<FEG>FOR 40 YEARS
[23:32:46]<Flash>HERE TO SLAY THE BAFUMOS
[23:32:46]<Naquil>it is i !
[23:32:54]<Cleft>yay
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You're no warrior
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10/10 great run looking forward to the next one
All eyes on me. Gather all who believe.
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

ok good
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Soul
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Prepare to die motherchainsawer!
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Well that was a terrific start
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Potato Molester
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I should put something here
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Prologue, part 2: In which I am too lazy to make gifs
Spoilered for page stretching


I'll be honest: I expected this to take a few more tries; getting it done on the second attempt was both fulfilling and disappointing.
Edited by Potato Molester, Jul 23 2015, 01:02:30 AM.
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GHEB IRC July 16 2009
 
[23:32:27]<Flash>NAQUIL?
[23:32:34]<Cleft>NAQUIL!!
[23:32:35]<Flash>OSHI-
[23:32:35]<Mons>GLORIOUS PRESIDENT UGANDA
[23:32:41]<FEG>FOR 40 YEARS
[23:32:46]<Flash>HERE TO SLAY THE BAFUMOS
[23:32:46]<Naquil>it is i !
[23:32:54]<Cleft>yay
[23:32:59]<Naquil>the wise and most big uganda naquil
[23:33:16]<GHEBite>Who the chainsaw is naquil?
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laugh( I really like this so far
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Konrad died in 1407 at Marienburg Castle and was buried there. He died a most unusual martyr's death. His doctor prescribed Sexual Intercourse as a cure for his Gallstones, from which von Jungingen was suffering at the time. The chaste knight refused to comply, and suffered the consequences.
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Perfectio
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randomized fire emblem is always a beautiful thing to watch

actually playing it back before the Universal Randomizer was a thing and you had to manually make all the changes that random.org spat at you was a bitch, but hey
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Magus, I hereby ban you from making jokes of any kind. If I even THINK you're trying to be funny, I nuke Houston.


Make another Hero Fad topic after I post this
you get suspended
As for this being an "annual event" or whatever, consider this an open warning for all Fire Emblem boards:

Next time I see any fad on this scale, I'll annihilate it to such an extent that you'll still be able to see the destruction when you close your eyes. I'll suspend every account involved, then scour their usermaps and suspend all related accounts. Then I'll hunt down any surviving accounts with posts on this board and suspend them if they're using the same IP as any of the suspended accounts. Then I'll check the usermaps of every suspended account once a day for a week and suspend any new accounts that show up.

Don't think I can, or don't think I will? Pfft. Try me.

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Action Punch Role Model Strength Bomb
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

fun part is that it'll be until at least like chapter 5 or maybe 6 where you can buy an iron axe for lyn unless you get another axe user

so we'll be seeing some more danger im sure
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haha what
wait
res +2?
wow
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Potato Molester
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I should put something here
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General goal is one chapter a day, but nothing new today because I was busy and my half-hour of free time went to trying out Binding of Isaac on the Wii U.

Also uncorrupted lulz I didn't even pay enough attention to notice the ridiculous Res growth.
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GHEB IRC July 16 2009
 
[23:32:27]<Flash>NAQUIL?
[23:32:34]<Cleft>NAQUIL!!
[23:32:35]<Flash>OSHI-
[23:32:35]<Mons>GLORIOUS PRESIDENT UGANDA
[23:32:41]<FEG>FOR 40 YEARS
[23:32:46]<Flash>HERE TO SLAY THE BAFUMOS
[23:32:46]<Naquil>it is i !
[23:32:54]<Cleft>yay
[23:32:59]<Naquil>the wise and most big uganda naquil
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Potato Molester
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I should put something here
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Actually I apparently have the day off so I might get two chapters done today.

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Next up: Mani Kotti, the holy pasta sword.
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[23:32:34]<Cleft>NAQUIL!!
[23:32:35]<Flash>OSHI-
[23:32:35]<Mons>GLORIOUS PRESIDENT UGANDA
[23:32:41]<FEG>FOR 40 YEARS
[23:32:46]<Flash>HERE TO SLAY THE BAFUMOS
[23:32:46]<Naquil>it is i !
[23:32:54]<Cleft>yay
[23:32:59]<Naquil>the wise and most big uganda naquil
[23:33:16]<GHEBite>Who the chainsaw is naquil?
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

oh wow shortbow eclipse hahaha what
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teeheehee sain's a gurl
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