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| Raptova | Sep 1 2014, 08:10:29 PM Post #1 |
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Sup everyone. I know I've been mostly absent for a little while. I had dedicated my summer to finishing up my CPA exams and when combined with work, I found myself rather light on free time. But the good news is that I have officially passed all four sections of the CPA exam. I'm basically just some paperwork away from being a licensed CPA and I should never have to study ever again. Really it's probably one of the top accomplishments of my life and I'm super happy about it. I'm still liking my job at the CPA firm, but it's basically going to send me out of town for the next four months. Sometimes in decent cities like Tulsa or Columbia, but just as often in some real SHiiiiiiiiiiiTholes in Oklahoma. It'll certainly be interesting if nothing else. I'll definitely have more time for GHEB when I'm chilling out in hotel rooms. How have you all been? |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| Anna | Sep 1 2014, 08:33:07 PM Post #2 |
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Person Who Posts A Lot But Has Nothing To Show For It
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I had no idea you had to work so hard to become a chiropractor |
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asslo If u r memeber of MYSTERY SQUAD post this in ur sig: MYSTERY SQUAD MEMEBERS Leader: I AM THE MYSTERY, Rider-chan! HEAR MY VOICE! Memeber: Lemon-chan, KVD-chan | |
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| Raptova | Sep 1 2014, 08:33:35 PM Post #3 |
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Certified Public Accountant, but close enough. |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| Stone Kirby | Sep 1 2014, 08:42:30 PM Post #4 |
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been doing okay working ~18 hours a week at an entry-level accounting job for $12/hour also some other stuff that doesn't pay anything what is your other top accomplishment??? |
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| Raptova | Sep 1 2014, 08:57:43 PM Post #5 |
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I'd consider getting my Eagle Scout and probably my Master's degree the other big achievements in my life. |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| Frog | Sep 1 2014, 09:40:18 PM Post #6 |
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Mafia SCUBA
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Yes Raptor you're back You can help me with my fantasy team |
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Teller of 100% true stories former avatars
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| Dickhead | Sep 1 2014, 09:41:08 PM Post #7 |
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Hot Big Strong Guy With Muscles And No Shirt
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i was sure you're were alive but just had more interesting things to do than the internet congratulations on all your achievements! |
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| icecreamman | Sep 2 2014, 01:08:41 AM Post #8 |
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DUKE OF DELICIOUS DAIRY
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hi raptor |
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| Waddacku | Sep 2 2014, 03:59:35 AM Post #9 |
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You live! |
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| MARF SANTANGELO | Sep 2 2014, 08:08:05 AM Post #10 |
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my favorite snack is cornflakes
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my biggest lifetime achievenment is weed |
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| cheese plz | Sep 18 2014, 04:00:51 AM Post #11 |
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Teehee!
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| Dickhead | Sep 18 2014, 08:08:08 PM Post #12 |
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Hot Big Strong Guy With Muscles And No Shirt
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i would rather die than take a single hit of marijuana. |
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