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marijuana simpson is life changing, extremely good, and worthwhile
Topic Started: Jul 11 2014, 11:13:26 PM (37 Views)
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i'm not sure if he ever has, but i think if he wanted to, homer simpson could probably smoke weed


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To imagine Homer
hitting a blunt
is easier for me
than breathing
or drinking
a glass
of cool water.


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GOKU: Why are you two fighting always? We can't just toke?
SONIC: He's bothering me.
HOMER: Sonic has unresolved issues.


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NELSON
Sir-err, Father?
HOMER
Yes boy.
NELSON
What's under that tarp in the back yard?
HOMER
You're done.
NELSON
What?
HOMER
You're out of a home, you're out of a family and now you're out of my chainsawing herb. Get out of this place
NELSON
I didn't know-
HOMER
You didn't know about the legendary Springfield Smokeshack? You're a liar. The greats have toked here
NELSON
Not Marley.
HOMER
No, not Marley. You're right. But you're still going to live in the gutter.
MARGE
You're a chainsawing animal now, Homer.
HOMER
I think this SHiiiiiiiiiiiT was laced. I feel sick.
MAGGIE
It's your imagination. This weed is good.
HOMER
I'm sick. Call Apu.
MAGGIE
We're not calling that guy again, he's afraid ofus.
HOMER
Please call Apu. I'm seeing SHiiiiiiiiiiiT.
MAGGIE
You're tripping? On pot?
HOMER
Someone laced this SHiiiiiiiiiiiT with angel dust and ketamine.
MAGGIE
That doesn't happen in real life.
HOMER
I'm in the depths of a K-HoleWhere's my Amethyst
MAGGIE
It's in the Gazebo, dad.
HOMER
It's my birthstone
MAGGIE
It's a JESUS CHRIST, MARIE. THEY'RE MINERALS you tripped out psycho.
HOMER
Bring my my amethyst pendant.
MARGE
I'll go get it. Lie down.
HOMER
Let me touch it
MARGE
Your fingers are twitching
HOMER
Put it on my face.
MARGE
It's there.
HOMER
This Amethyst is clearing toxins out from my body.
MAGGIE
That's not scientific
HOMER
Science is just another religion, Maggie. Stop being such a piece brat. I miss my sons
MAGGIE
Nelson is in the yard crying
HOMER
Nelson is going to steal my rare stone.
MAGGIE
We got it in Ocean City for ten dollars
HOMER
I'm high


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FLANDERS: Where's your bathroom?
HOMER: [exhaling blunt hit] You've never pissed in my house?
FLANDERS: I guess not.
HOMER: Weird.
Jeff
 
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