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i'm not sure if he ever has, but i think if he wanted to, homer simpson could probably smoke weed
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To imagine Homer hitting a blunt is easier for me than breathing or drinking a glass of cool water.
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GOKU: Why are you two fighting always? We can't just toke? SONIC: He's bothering me. HOMER: Sonic has unresolved issues.
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NELSON Sir-err, Father? HOMER Yes boy. NELSON What's under that tarp in the back yard? HOMER You're done. NELSON What? HOMER You're out of a home, you're out of a family and now you're out of my chainsawing herb. Get out of this place NELSON I didn't know- HOMER You didn't know about the legendary Springfield Smokeshack? You're a liar. The greats have toked here NELSON Not Marley. HOMER No, not Marley. You're right. But you're still going to live in the gutter. MARGE You're a chainsawing animal now, Homer. HOMER I think this SHiiiiiiiiiiiT was laced. I feel sick. MAGGIE It's your imagination. This weed is good. HOMER I'm sick. Call Apu. MAGGIE We're not calling that guy again, he's afraid ofus. HOMER Please call Apu. I'm seeing SHiiiiiiiiiiiT. MAGGIE You're tripping? On pot? HOMER Someone laced this SHiiiiiiiiiiiT with angel dust and ketamine. MAGGIE That doesn't happen in real life. HOMER I'm in the depths of a K-HoleWhere's my Amethyst MAGGIE It's in the Gazebo, dad. HOMER It's my birthstone MAGGIE It's a JESUS CHRIST, MARIE. THEY'RE MINERALS you tripped out psycho. HOMER Bring my my amethyst pendant. MARGE I'll go get it. Lie down. HOMER Let me touch it MARGE Your fingers are twitching HOMER Put it on my face. MARGE It's there. HOMER This Amethyst is clearing toxins out from my body. MAGGIE That's not scientific HOMER Science is just another religion, Maggie. Stop being such a piece brat. I miss my sons MAGGIE Nelson is in the yard crying HOMER Nelson is going to steal my rare stone. MAGGIE We got it in Ocean City for ten dollars HOMER I'm high
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FLANDERS: Where's your bathroom? HOMER: [exhaling blunt hit] You've never pissed in my house? FLANDERS: I guess not. HOMER: Weird.
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