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Fuck my LIFE
Topic Started: Aug 23 2010, 12:15:43 AM (1,100 Views)
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Raptor
Aug 26 2010, 02:56:33 PM
Can someone pm me Max's tits?
oh lawwds this is still alive
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Aug 26 2010, 12:15:38 PM
full service gas station
Best porn name ever.

"Hey honey... need me to pump you?"

"I'll fill you with my high octane SEMINZ"

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Muu
Aug 26 2010, 02:55:12 PM
why are titpics life-ruining?
my coworker, before he was my coworker, texted me nudes of some random girl with the phone number attached and said "call for a good time"

I asked if he knew her and he was like "oh fuck ya, we're in school together" and I told him that was horrible and he just shrugged it off

I'm sure I could proooobably trust him though

or not
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oh noes, people you don't know will see you naked
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Nigger Potato the Pancake Faggot
Aug 26 2010, 12:15:38 PM
rj worked at a full service gas station dunno if he still does
i hope he doesnt because im pretty sure he went to school to be a badass... or something

zoe
 
I'm sure I could proooobably trust him though

or not

i lold
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Teehee!
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Zoe
Aug 26 2010, 03:04:36 PM
I'm sure I could proooobably trust him though

or not
lol
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That's just cruel. 

Not that I oppose cruel in any way, shape or form.

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icecreamman
Aug 26 2010, 05:34:57 PM
Nigger Potato the Pancake Faggot
Aug 26 2010, 12:15:38 PM
rj worked at a full service gas station dunno if he still does
i hope he doesnt because im pretty sure he went to school to be a badass... or something
yeah but doesn't mean he cant work at the station part time or not.

also umm just get max's tits and that will be plenty for you lesbian potato
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fujck you jmagu s y ou htinktyoure so col.
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Muu
Aug 26 2010, 04:00:16 PM
oh noes, people you don't know will see you naked
hahahahahhahahaha
that's SO funny!

you forget the population of Fruitvale is ~3000
so everyone knows everyone, ESPECIALLY the people around your own age

not to mention, oh yeah, I work at THE gas station and.. oh yeah, a LOT of people drive

so if they don't directly know me, they DO know me as, "the co-op girl,"

and I'd rather have all my coworkers saying, "you're hot, show me your boobs," every day for the rest of my life than have ONE person say, "hey co-op girl, I've seen your tits,"
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Really doesn't sound worth it, unless you can take free ice cream sandwhiches or whatever your station carries.

Also, the gas-pumping and payment thing are pretty standard here, havent' seen them bust out the squeegees in a while though.
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What the fuck? Are Canadians actually lazier than Americans, so they can't even pump their own damn gas?
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They have those in Taiwan as well...

But instead of checking that stuff and washing your car, they give free stuff...
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Aug 27 2010, 07:32:05 AM
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you're taiwanese?


bloody capitalist


rejecting the teachings of the Great Leader Mao Tsetung


and having universities dedicated to the study of the Great Traitor of China Jiang Jieshi
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F3nnies
Aug 27 2010, 01:08:45 AM
What the fuck? Are Canadians actually lazier than Americans, so they can't even pump their own damn gas?
There are full-service stations in the US.

Well, there used to be some around here. Then every single one was killed off by the sharp spikes in gas prices (full-service stations have higher prices, obviously, so it's a wonder there's any left at all).
btw you're all banned
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Aug 27 2010, 08:16:58 AM
kryptonite
Aug 27 2010, 07:32:05 AM
Taiwan
you're taiwanese?


bloody capitalist


rejecting the teachings of the Great Leader Mao Tsetung


and having universities dedicated to the study of the Great Traitor of China Jiang Jieshi
我爱中国!北京欢迎你!
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Zoe, come to America where we love you and you can get a better job than a full service gas station. Like at a Wal-Mart or some other capitalist venture that pays minimum wage <3
Blasted science, you have played me for a fool!
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