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| Max | Aug 26 2010, 02:57:45 PM Post #46 |
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Pupil of Ignis
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oh lawwds this is still alive |
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| Max | Aug 26 2010, 02:58:28 PM Post #47 |
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Best porn name ever. "Hey honey... need me to pump you?" "I'll fill you with my high octane SEMINZ" |
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| Android 18 | Aug 26 2010, 03:04:36 PM Post #48 |
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my coworker, before he was my coworker, texted me nudes of some random girl with the phone number attached and said "call for a good time" I asked if he knew her and he was like "oh fuck ya, we're in school together" and I told him that was horrible and he just shrugged it off I'm sure I could proooobably trust him though or not |
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| Animal Kirby | Aug 26 2010, 04:00:16 PM Post #49 |
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oh noes, people you don't know will see you naked |
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| icecreamman | Aug 26 2010, 05:34:57 PM Post #50 |
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DUKE OF DELICIOUS DAIRY
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i hope he doesnt because im pretty sure he went to school to be a badass... or something
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| cheese plz | Aug 26 2010, 06:00:30 PM Post #51 |
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Teehee!
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| MARF SANTANGELO | Aug 26 2010, 09:53:11 PM Post #52 |
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my favorite snack is cornflakes
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yeah but doesn't mean he cant work at the station part time or not. also umm just get max's tits and that will be plenty for you lesbian potato |
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| Android 18 | Aug 26 2010, 11:30:16 PM Post #53 |
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hahahahahhahahaha that's SO funny! you forget the population of Fruitvale is ~3000 so everyone knows everyone, ESPECIALLY the people around your own age not to mention, oh yeah, I work at THE gas station and.. oh yeah, a LOT of people drive so if they don't directly know me, they DO know me as, "the co-op girl," and I'd rather have all my coworkers saying, "you're hot, show me your boobs," every day for the rest of my life than have ONE person say, "hey co-op girl, I've seen your tits," |
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| Anna | Aug 26 2010, 11:48:08 PM Post #54 |
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Person Who Posts A Lot But Has Nothing To Show For It
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Really doesn't sound worth it, unless you can take free ice cream sandwhiches or whatever your station carries. Also, the gas-pumping and payment thing are pretty standard here, havent' seen them bust out the squeegees in a while though. |
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asslo If u r memeber of MYSTERY SQUAD post this in ur sig: MYSTERY SQUAD MEMEBERS Leader: I AM THE MYSTERY, Rider-chan! HEAR MY VOICE! Memeber: Lemon-chan, KVD-chan | |
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| F3nnies | Aug 27 2010, 01:08:45 AM Post #55 |
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CANNON-BANNED
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What the fuck? Are Canadians actually lazier than Americans, so they can't even pump their own damn gas? |
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| kryptonite | Aug 27 2010, 07:32:05 AM Post #56 |
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同志
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They have those in Taiwan as well... But instead of checking that stuff and washing your car, they give free stuff... |
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| Breadmaster Tubba | Aug 27 2010, 08:16:58 AM Post #57 |
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Chief Alcoholic of GHEB
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you're taiwanese? bloody capitalist rejecting the teachings of the Great Leader Mao Tsetung and having universities dedicated to the study of the Great Traitor of China Jiang Jieshi |
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| Jeff | Aug 27 2010, 08:45:03 AM Post #58 |
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"Batman-" "Bat-Turian." "Whatever."
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There are full-service stations in the US. Well, there used to be some around here. Then every single one was killed off by the sharp spikes in gas prices (full-service stations have higher prices, obviously, so it's a wonder there's any left at all). |
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| kryptonite | Aug 27 2010, 09:11:43 AM Post #59 |
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同志
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我爱中国!北京欢迎你! |
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| CalamityBinger | Aug 27 2010, 10:41:19 AM Post #60 |
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Beard Scientist
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Zoe, come to America where we love you and you can get a better job than a full service gas station. Like at a Wal-Mart or some other capitalist venture that pays minimum wage <3 |
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