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| MARF SANTANGELO | Aug 25 2010, 09:28:19 PM Post #31 |
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my favorite snack is cornflakes
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ffffffffffffff i paid $50 for that gun show!!!!! |
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| Android 18 | Aug 26 2010, 01:47:27 AM Post #32 |
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haha we actually got robbed once while I was working, good times also it only mainly sucks because we're one of the few full-service gas stations left and people like to treat us like shit I'm also the only girl that works there that's under 40 |
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| MARF SANTANGELO | Aug 26 2010, 12:15:38 PM Post #33 |
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my favorite snack is cornflakes
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rj worked at a full service gas station dunno if he still does |
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| Raptova | Aug 26 2010, 12:41:45 PM Post #34 |
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It just doesn't seem worth it. |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| F3nnies | Aug 26 2010, 12:47:49 PM Post #35 |
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CANNON-BANNED
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yes it does HEY ZOE HOW FULL IS YOUR FULL SERVICE JOB? |
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| kryptonite | Aug 26 2010, 01:06:31 PM Post #36 |
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同志
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Is full service just putting in the gas for you? |
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| MARF SANTANGELO | Aug 26 2010, 02:03:08 PM Post #37 |
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my favorite snack is cornflakes
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how full are your tits |
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| Android 18 | Aug 26 2010, 02:37:42 PM Post #38 |
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putting in the gas washing the windshield checking fluids if they so desire checking tire pressure if they so desire taking their payment (aka, walking all the way inside with someone's credit card, ringing them through, walking back out cuz they're too fat and lazy to do it themselves AND THEN THEY COMPLAIN YOU TOOK TOO LONG) |
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| Raptova | Aug 26 2010, 02:47:38 PM Post #39 |
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If you don't mind me asking, how much do you get paid? |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| Android 18 | Aug 26 2010, 02:50:58 PM Post #40 |
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9.50 |
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| Animal Kirby | Aug 26 2010, 02:51:31 PM Post #41 |
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Pupil of Ignis
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show them your tits, let them take pictures problem solved |
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| Android 18 | Aug 26 2010, 02:51:55 PM Post #42 |
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life ruined |
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| Raptova | Aug 26 2010, 02:53:37 PM Post #43 |
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Shave head Go to work Wait for customer to bitch at you Say you have cancer They feel bad and give you a big tip. |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| Animal Kirby | Aug 26 2010, 02:55:12 PM Post #44 |
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Pupil of Ignis
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why are titpics life-ruining? |
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| Raptova | Aug 26 2010, 02:56:33 PM Post #45 |
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Can someone pm me Max's tits? |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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