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Fuck my LIFE
Topic Started: Aug 23 2010, 12:15:43 AM (1,101 Views)
MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

ffffffffffffff i paid $50 for that gun show!!!!!
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fujck you jmagu s y ou htinktyoure so col.
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haha we actually got robbed once while I was working, good times

also it only mainly sucks because we're one of the few full-service gas stations left and people like to treat us like shit

I'm also the only girl that works there that's under 40
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

rj worked at a full service gas station dunno if he still does
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Zoe
Aug 26 2010, 01:47:27 AM
haha we actually got robbed once while I was working, good times

also it only mainly sucks because we're one of the few full-service gas stations left and people like to treat us like shit

I'm also the only girl that works there that's under 40
It just doesn't seem worth it.
Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox

Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch


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Aug 26 2010, 12:41:45 PM
Zoe
Aug 26 2010, 01:47:27 AM
haha we actually got robbed once while I was working, good times

also it only mainly sucks because we're one of the few full-service gas stations left and people like to treat us like shit

I'm also the only girl that works there that's under 40
It just doesn't seem worth it.
yes it does

HEY ZOE

HOW FULL IS YOUR FULL SERVICE JOB?
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Is full service just putting in the gas for you?
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

how full are your tits
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Aug 26 2010, 01:06:31 PM
Is full service just putting in the gas for you?
putting in the gas
washing the windshield
checking fluids if they so desire
checking tire pressure if they so desire
taking their payment (aka, walking all the way inside with someone's credit card, ringing them through, walking back out cuz they're too fat and lazy to do it themselves AND THEN THEY COMPLAIN YOU TOOK TOO LONG)
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If you don't mind me asking, how much do you get paid?
Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox

Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch


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show them your tits, let them take pictures

problem solved
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life ruined
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Shave head
Go to work
Wait for customer to bitch at you
Say you have cancer
They feel bad and give you a big tip.
Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox

Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch


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why are titpics life-ruining?
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Can someone pm me Max's tits?
Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox

Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch


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