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Fuck my LIFE
Topic Started: Aug 23 2010, 12:15:43 AM (1,097 Views)
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okay so, at work yesterday, the dirtiest greasiest most disgusting hippy guy comes in

we're talking, mad-disgusting dreads, no shirt and MORE PUBES THAN I HAVE EVER SEEN, no underwear, dirty stained jeans etc. etc.

apparently, he asked Kevin, my coworker, if he wanted one of his dreads cuz he was gonna shave his head

and then he looks over to me
does the double point and is like, "you're hot!" (infront of like five customers AND Kevin) so I was just like 'aaha... thaaanks.." and he was like "CAN I SEE YOUR BOOBS" and I thought he was kidding, but just in case he wasn't I was like, "are you drunk?" and he was like "YESS, but can I see them? or is that a no" and I was like "uhhh yeah...definitely not" and Kevin was grinning SOO hard at me trying not to burst out laughing

so the hippy goes on this rant about long hair to one of the customers and then I was like "okay if you're not getting anything you gotta go haha, you're holding up the line" and he was like "OH SHIT, sorry! fuck I'm an idiot" and I was just kinda like "haha......" and he was like "OKAY, you didn't show me your titaaaays, but you're still hot... hopefully one day I'll get to see them, maybe you'll be famous, SHOW THEM BOOBIES" and then he pulled his pants up using his pockets *his hands were in them the whole time

and left

and Kevin told ALL my coworkers about this and anytime they see me they think it's hiiiiilarious to say "can I see your boobs!?!?" non stop


FUCK
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What the fuck? Zoe, you probably just quit this job, it doesn't seem worth it.
Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox

Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch


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hippies ruin everything
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.

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Destroy the hippies!
Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox

Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch


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DUKE OF DELICIOUS DAIRY
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see? i told you to stop being hot
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So can we see your boobs?
· · · PAINU VITTUUN!! · · ·
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What kind of shitty job is this?
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Stone Kirby
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¢¾¢Ü!?

...So he had his dick out?
...Was he circumcised?

But yeah, what the fuck?
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Aug 23 2010, 03:37:02 AM
...Was he circumcised?
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-GENERATES A BURST OF STEAM-
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tl;dr bawwwwwwwwwwwwww
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cheese plz
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Teehee!
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Aug 23 2010, 12:53:55 AM
Destroy the hippies!
Are psychotic urges all that drive you? -Kreia
Squid Vicious, Apr 6 2007
04:54:26
That's just cruel. 

Not that I oppose cruel in any way, shape or form.

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Teehee!
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Raptor
Aug 23 2010, 12:21:41 AM
What the fuck? Zoe, you probably just quit this job, it doesn't seem worth it.
goddamit quoted the wrong post
Are psychotic urges all that drive you? -Kreia
Squid Vicious, Apr 6 2007
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That's just cruel. 

Not that I oppose cruel in any way, shape or form.

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this is hilarious
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Tell them to quit it, if they don't, break a few noses. Usually gets the point across.
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CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTROYER!
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Now, I'd usually be the one advocating violence, but here, there is a more effective way to stop it. Threaten lawsuit and claim sexual harassment.
I am not Omega_Thunderstorm. Omega_Thunderstorm is dead. There is only VINZ CLORTHO Lillith.


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Does Australia have a magical extra hour around midnight I'm not aware of?

Yes. It is the Dark Hour in which everyone who hasn't faced their inner issues gets turned into a coffin for that hour while those who have the strength to face lifes hardships run around, beat up manifestations of bad emotions and stop people who get thrown into TVs from dying from fog-sickness

We don't like to talk about it, except to the Japanese, who had something similar happen in 2009 and 2011/2012.

I suppose I should've seen that coming.

Yes you should've.

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