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| Android 18 | Aug 23 2010, 12:15:43 AM Post #1 |
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Pupil of Ignis
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Ialksdfjalf okay so, at work yesterday, the dirtiest greasiest most disgusting hippy guy comes in we're talking, mad-disgusting dreads, no shirt and MORE PUBES THAN I HAVE EVER SEEN, no underwear, dirty stained jeans etc. etc. apparently, he asked Kevin, my coworker, if he wanted one of his dreads cuz he was gonna shave his head and then he looks over to me does the double point and is like, "you're hot!" (infront of like five customers AND Kevin) so I was just like 'aaha... thaaanks.." and he was like "CAN I SEE YOUR BOOBS" and I thought he was kidding, but just in case he wasn't I was like, "are you drunk?" and he was like "YESS, but can I see them? or is that a no" and I was like "uhhh yeah...definitely not" and Kevin was grinning SOO hard at me trying not to burst out laughing so the hippy goes on this rant about long hair to one of the customers and then I was like "okay if you're not getting anything you gotta go haha, you're holding up the line" and he was like "OH SHIT, sorry! fuck I'm an idiot" and I was just kinda like "haha......" and he was like "OKAY, you didn't show me your titaaaays, but you're still hot... hopefully one day I'll get to see them, maybe you'll be famous, SHOW THEM BOOBIES" and then he pulled his pants up using his pockets *his hands were in them the whole time and left and Kevin told ALL my coworkers about this and anytime they see me they think it's hiiiiilarious to say "can I see your boobs!?!?" non stop FUCK |
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| Raptova | Aug 23 2010, 12:21:41 AM Post #2 |
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What the fuck? Zoe, you probably just quit this job, it doesn't seem worth it. |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| Moon | Aug 23 2010, 12:53:23 AM Post #3 |
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excuse me princess
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hippies ruin everything |
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.
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| Raptova | Aug 23 2010, 12:53:55 AM Post #4 |
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Destroy the hippies! |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| icecreamman | Aug 23 2010, 01:29:50 AM Post #5 |
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DUKE OF DELICIOUS DAIRY
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see? i told you to stop being hot |
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| Roope-Setä | Aug 23 2010, 02:57:07 AM Post #6 |
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Äiti-vitusti Roope
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So can we see your boobs? |
· · · PAINU VITTUUN!! · · ·
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| Breadmaster Tubba | Aug 23 2010, 03:27:10 AM Post #7 |
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Chief Alcoholic of GHEB
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What kind of shitty job is this? |
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| Stone Kirby | Aug 23 2010, 03:37:02 AM Post #8 |
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¢¾¢Ü!?
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...So he had his dick out? ...Was he circumcised? But yeah, what the fuck? |
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| Breadmaster Tubba | Aug 23 2010, 04:02:54 AM Post #9 |
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Chief Alcoholic of GHEB
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JEW |
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| Frankystein Mark II | Aug 23 2010, 05:18:12 AM Post #10 |
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-GENERATES A BURST OF STEAM-
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tl;dr bawwwwwwwwwwwwww |
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| cheese plz | Aug 23 2010, 06:50:57 AM Post #11 |
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Teehee!
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Are psychotic urges all that drive you? -Kreia
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| cheese plz | Aug 23 2010, 06:51:58 AM Post #12 |
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Teehee!
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goddamit quoted the wrong post |
Are psychotic urges all that drive you? -Kreia
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| MARF SANTANGELO | Aug 23 2010, 09:19:12 AM Post #13 |
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my favorite snack is cornflakes
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this is hilarious |
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| Waddacku | Aug 23 2010, 09:28:28 AM Post #14 |
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Tell them to quit it, if they don't, break a few noses. Usually gets the point across. |
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| Lilith | Aug 23 2010, 10:13:28 AM Post #15 |
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CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTROYER!
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Now, I'd usually be the one advocating violence, but here, there is a more effective way to stop it. Threaten lawsuit and claim sexual harassment. |
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