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I'm a paid contractor/tutor now
Topic Started: Mar 17 2010, 01:09:21 AM (541 Views)
Anika
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I really fucking hope none of the kids fall in love with me, because that happens a lot, only this time, I'll go to jail.
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Waddacku


Women are weird.
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Moon
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excuse me princess
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tutor me!
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.

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Stone Kirby
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¢¾¢Ü!?

How old are the ones you're tutoring?
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Zigludo
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うおっ、眩しい!

I tutored Japanese the last two quarters, but as a volunteer, not paid.
I'm gringe and I don't give a chainsaw
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

wtf a contractor? isnt that like construction or some shit
potato shit fuck
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fujck you jmagu s y ou htinktyoure so col.
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-GENERATES A BURST OF STEAM-
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Maybe the parents will pay you extra to, you know, teach the kids about life.

Sexually.

Though full body latex suits are a bitch to get on, and you'll need that 'cause you hate to be touched by anything.
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The greatest army Onett has ever seen.
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Android 18
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Pupil of Ignis
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that would be gay
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Frankystein Mark II
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-GENERATES A BURST OF STEAM-
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You're gay. You lesbian.

Filthy beast.
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The greatest army Onett has ever seen.
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Perfectio
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Despair
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anika hates kids

but kids LOVE anika
Jeff
 
Magus, I hereby ban you from making jokes of any kind. If I even THINK you're trying to be funny, I nuke Houston.


Make another Hero Fad topic after I post this
you get suspended
As for this being an "annual event" or whatever, consider this an open warning for all Fire Emblem boards:

Next time I see any fad on this scale, I'll annihilate it to such an extent that you'll still be able to see the destruction when you close your eyes. I'll suspend every account involved, then scour their usermaps and suspend all related accounts. Then I'll hunt down any surviving accounts with posts on this board and suspend them if they're using the same IP as any of the suspended accounts. Then I'll check the usermaps of every suspended account once a day for a week and suspend any new accounts that show up.

Don't think I can, or don't think I will? Pfft. Try me.

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Happy Kirby
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So exciting!

didn't anika molest a little boy once already

or was that shade or someone else
asslo If u r memeber of MYSTERY SQUAD post this in ur sig:
MYSTERY SQUAD MEMEBERS
Leader: I AM THE MYSTERY, Rider-chan! HEAR MY VOICE!
Memeber: Lemon-chan, KVD-chan
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-GENERATES A BURST OF STEAM-
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Anika molested a small boy.
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The greatest army Onett has ever seen.
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F3nnies
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CANNON-BANNED
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Anika is my hero
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward.
- Franklin D. Fucking Roosevelt
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Nigger Potato the Pancake Faggot
Mar 17 2010, 12:40:26 PM
wtf a contractor? isnt that like construction or some shit
I agree with this part of Cleft's post. But still, cool stuff.
~TheRoadtoDawn~
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Archer
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Hmm... Now what should I do...
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This topic is going places
"If you don't act like your head is so far up your ass you're the Ouroboros of shit then it's okay to be egotistical." - Eric

"Pam! Pam! Come on, wait up. Get me drunk enough and I'll have sex with you."
"Really!?"
-laughs- "No. It's a Catch-22. The amount of alcohol I would need would literally kill me."
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