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| Raptova | Feb 27 2010, 02:13:41 PM Post #1 |
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Raptor + Computer + Alcohol = Bad idea. Sorry guys. I"m going to go through and edit all my drunken post into something more readable. |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| Stone Kirby | Feb 27 2010, 02:28:04 PM Post #2 |
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Don't do that, we were amused. |
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| Waddacku | Feb 27 2010, 02:30:04 PM Post #3 |
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Dude, seriously. Don't take that away. It's awesome. In fact, I support this happening again. |
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| Warp Starstrukk | Feb 27 2010, 03:08:48 PM Post #4 |
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^^^ |
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| MARF SANTANGELO | Feb 27 2010, 03:35:49 PM Post #5 |
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my favorite snack is cornflakes
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why would you do something liket hat? |
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| Raptova | Feb 27 2010, 03:58:49 PM Post #6 |
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Don't worry, I'm leaving the original, just putting the translation under it in spoilers. |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| Waddacku | Feb 27 2010, 04:21:03 PM Post #7 |
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You actually remember what you meant by everything that isn't intelligible anyway? Man, that's like barely being drunk at all! |
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| Raptova | Feb 27 2010, 04:23:08 PM Post #8 |
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I'm giving it my best guess, normally I can figure out by the context. |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| MARF SANTANGELO | Feb 27 2010, 04:23:23 PM Post #9 |
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my favorite snack is cornflakes
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you shouldn't even bother with that |
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| Anika | Feb 27 2010, 07:04:23 PM Post #10 |
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<3
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Last night was awesome |
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| Dickhead | Feb 27 2010, 07:44:37 PM Post #11 |
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Hot Big Strong Guy With Muscles And No Shirt
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I wasn't even at a computer last time I got drunk. More like playing Street Fighter I'm such a nerd. |
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| CalamityBinger | Feb 27 2010, 07:52:30 PM Post #12 |
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Beard Scientist
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Never consumed an alcoholic beverage, never desire to. GETTING DRUNK IS FOR pancake potatoS GO GET SOME PUSSY (SCUBA IF YOU MUST) INSTEAD |
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| Anika | Feb 27 2010, 07:54:00 PM Post #13 |
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<3
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But it's tasty! Also, after you're like, say, 25ish and working full time, alcohol becomes a social thing, not a, hey lets get plastered and pee on stuff, thing. |
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| MARF SANTANGELO | Feb 27 2010, 07:57:29 PM Post #14 |
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my favorite snack is cornflakes
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only if your a potato to both statements
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| Anika | Feb 27 2010, 07:58:08 PM Post #15 |
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<3
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I love potatoes! |
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