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Animal Kirby
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Mar 2 2010, 08:31:29 PM
Post #16
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Happy Kirby
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Mar 3 2010, 04:14:51 PM
Post #17
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So exciting!
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Late one evening, Umm was walking towards the Umm, tired from a long day spent Umming with Umm. Umm sighed, exhausted but unwilling to sleep. Recently his nights had been filled with vivid dreams of Umming Umm, stroking his gorgeous Umm with his Umm. Mmm, thinking about Umm was having an immediate effect on Umm's anatomy. He loosened his clothes to stroke lightly at his Umm, and was just starting to enjoy it when Umm came suddenly into sight. Thinking fast, Umm ducked silently inside Umm
As Umm went on his way, Umm paused to look around and realised that he wasn't alone. Umm was there beside him. He was about to speak, when he realised that Umm hadn't noticed his arrival. For good reason! Umm was sprawled half naked at Umm's feet, groaning as though engaged in a bout of Umming and rubbing his Umm vigorously. Umm blushed and waited for Umm to finish, not quite resisting the urge to touch his own Umm in sympathy. Finally Umm's back arched and he climaxed loudly, crying out 'Umm!' Umm coughed.
'What are you doing here?' Umm said.
'I was just passing.' Umm replied with an unconvincing smile.
'Oh well, I suppose you had to find out eventually.'
'Find out what?'
'That ever since we met I've been dashing in here to play with my Umm and pretend you were doing it.' Umm sighed, but didn't look too upset, perhaps because he'd spotted Umm plucking thoughtfully at his own Umm. Umm felt suddenly bold.
'Touching your own Umm is nice,' he said, 'but wouldn't you rather rub it against my Umm?' Umm's eyes grew huge.
'Of course, but I thought you wouldn't be interested.'
'What made you think that?'
'I've seen the nude photomanips of Umm that you keep your cabin.'
'Oh, that. No, I made them for Umm so he'd have something to do other than Umming with me.'
'What's wrong with Umming?'
'Nothing, I'd just rather have a night of Umming with you.'
Meanwhile . . .
. . . Umm was hanging around Ummsylvania when she heard a sudden cry from the direction of the Umm. Snapping immediately to alertness, she leapt up and dashed towards the sound. It sounded as though Umm was in serious danger! Within seconds, she'd almost reached the source of the cries. She dashed forward only to reel back at the sight of Umm and Umm naked in front of her. Umm was sprawled over Umm, trying to pull some sort of Umm out of his Umm!
'What's going on?' she said, shocked.
Umm looked worried.
'This was Umming Umm,' he said, 'when he asked me to use the Umm on him. I did, but then it got stuck.'
'It didn't mean stick it into my Umm, Umm complained, 'it's supposed to be used on your Umm.' Umm tried to pull the Umm out again, and Umm groaned and kicked him.
Umm looked down at the struggling men. She felt slightly jealous. After all, she'd often wanted to try a little Umming with Umm herself. Still, Umm looked so helpless with the abused Umm sticking out of his Umm that she couldn't remain angry for long.
'Perhaps I should help,' she offered 'After all, it can't stay there forever.' Umm looked up at her with a combination of embarassment and gratitude..
'I'll hold Umm by the Umm while you grab hold of the Umm.'
Nodding, Umm knelt and took hold of the Umm. It was slightly warm, as though Umm had been using it on his Umm.
'Pull!' Umm shouted.
'Ouch!' Umm cried as the Umm came out with a loud Umm.
'Thankyou Umm,' Umm and Umm both said at once.
'No problem,' Umm said with a grin. 'Would you mind if I kept the Umm as a souvenir?'
'Yes, I would,' Umm said. 'I'm using it on Umm tomorrow.'
'Ah well,' Umm said, regretfully. She gave a last saucy wink to Umm and headed off in the direction of Ummsylvania. She'd be thinking about Umm and the warm Umm for a long time to come. am I writer material gheb
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