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Topic Started: Feb 23 2010, 02:09:36 PM (432 Views)
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So that friend who writes slash, who was gonna give me the Moonies/Magus slash fiction?

She gave up writing slash fiction for Lent

I'm not joking here. This is a real thing. Such is proof that reality is stranger than fiction.

But! This means that fr0g is just going to do it himself. Expect it within the week.
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...Stranger indeed.
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Uh... whut?

Kiwi is completely baffled by this.
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Late one evening, Moonies was walking towards Main Discussion, tired from a long day spent trolling with fr0g. Moonies sighed, exhausted but unwilling to sleep. Recently his nights had been filled with vivid dreams of fondling Magus, stroking his gorgeous dong with his foot. Mmm, thinking about Magus was having an immediate effect on Moonies's anatomy. He loosened his clothes to stroke lightly at his foot, and was just starting to enjoy it when fr0g came suddenly into sight. Thinking fast, Moonies ducked silently under a bed

As fr0g went on his way, Moonies paused to look around and realised that he wasn't alone. Magus was there beside him. He was about to speak, when he realised that Magus hadn't noticed his arrival. For good reason! Magus was sprawled half naked at Moonies's feet, groaning as though engaged in a bout of licking and rubbing his dong vigorously. Moonies blushed and waited for Magus to finish, not quite resisting the urge to touch his own dong in sympathy. Finally Magus's back arched and he climaxed loudly, crying out 'Moonies!' Moonies coughed.

'What are you doing here?' Magus said.

'I was just passing.' Moonies replied with an unconvincing smile.

'Oh well, I suppose you had to find out eventually.'

'Find out what?'

'That ever since we met I've been dashing in here to play with my dong and pretend you were doing it.' Magus sighed, but didn't look too upset, perhaps because he'd spotted Moonies plucking thoughtfully at his own dong. Moonies felt suddenly bold.

'Touching your own dong is nice,' he said, 'but wouldn't you rather rub it against my foot?' Magus's eyes grew huge.

'Of course, but I thought you wouldn't be interested.'

'What made you think that?'

'I've seen the nude photomanips of Kazyen that you keep your cabin.'

'Oh, that. No, I made them for fr0g so he'd have something to do other than trolling with me.'

'What's wrong with trolling?'

'Nothing, I'd just rather have a night of fondling with you.'

Meanwhile . . .

. . . Umm was hanging around The Mafia Game when she heard a sudden cry from the direction of Main Discussion. Snapping immediately to alertness, she leapt up and dashed towards the sound. It sounded as though Magus was in serious danger! Within seconds, she'd almost reached the source of the cries. She dashed forward only to reel back at the sight of Moonies and Magus naked in front of her. Moonies was sprawled over Magus, trying to pull some sort of spatula out of his ear!

'What's going on?' she said, shocked.

Moonies looked worried.

'This was fondling Magus,' he said, 'when he asked me to use the spatula on him. I did, but then it got stuck.'

'It didn't mean stick it into my ear, Magus complained, 'it's supposed to be used on your butt.' Moonies tried to pull the spatula out again, and Magus groaned and kicked him.

Umm looked down at the struggling men. She felt slightly jealous. After all, she'd often wanted to try a little fondling with Moonies herself. Still, Magus looked so helpless with the abused spatula sticking out of his ear that she couldn't remain angry for long.

'Perhaps I should help,' she offered 'After all, it can't stay there forever.' Moonies looked up at her with a combination of embarassment and gratitude..

'I'll hold Magus by the nose while you grab hold of the spatula.'

Nodding, Umm knelt and took hold of the spatula. It was slightly warm, as though Moonies had been using it on his foot.

'Pull!' Moonies shouted.

'Ouch!' Magus cried as the spatula came out with a loud squelch.

'Thankyou Umm,' Moonies and Magus both said at once.

'No problem,' Umm said with a grin. 'Would you mind if I kept the spatula as a souvenir?'

'Yes, I would,' Magus said. 'I'm using it on Moonies tomorrow.'

'Ah well,' Umm said, regretfully. She gave a last saucy wink to Moonies and headed off in the direction of The Mafia Game. She'd be thinking about Moonies and the warm spatula for a long time to come.

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how the fuck do you give up slash fiction for lent
who the fuck writes slash fiction and is religioulous
you should kill that fucking bitch
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fujck you jmagu s y ou htinktyoure so col.
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She's one of those pretend not religious fuckers

you know one of those girls thats really cool to get to know

that you start to want to date

and then WHAM they apparently can't handle a boyfriend, or even just kissing and shit

but they continue to lust over a million real and fake guys
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Kiwi, a while back I asked the board to help my girlfriend win an online art contest poll thing. As she got more votes, I promised more things, such as pics of myself, pics of here, and eventually someone (I think it was Moonies) requested a Magus/Moonies slash fic because I have a friend who writes such pieces in her free time. And the rest is in the first post.
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Feb 23 2010, 11:32:06 PM
Kiwi, a while back I asked the board to help my girlfriend win an online art contest poll thing. As she got more votes, I promised more things, such as pics of myself, pics of here, and eventually someone (I think it was Moonies) requested a Magus/Moonies slash fic because I have a friend who writes such pieces in her free time. And the rest is in the first post.
Kiwi was there for all that.

It's just someone supposedly faithful enough for lent yet writes gay fiction is what confuzzled Kiwi.
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ah, gotcha.

And yes, I am baffled as well.
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Refer to my post

it's simple

those girls are so common and so artificial that they're an RL trope
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srsly

and Mons wins this topic

AND STFU F3N UNTIL YOU AGREE TO MEET UP WITH ME
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Feb 23 2010, 02:09:36 PM
So that friend who writes slash, who was gonna give me the Moonies/Magus slash fiction?

She gave up writing slash fiction for Lent

I'm not joking here. This is a real thing. Such is proof that reality is stranger than fiction.

But! This means that fr0g is just going to do it himself. Expect it within the week.
shes lying to you because she doesnt want to do this shit because you arent her personal service robot
give her oral sex damn it
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Feb 24 2010, 06:16:33 PM
fr0g
Feb 23 2010, 02:09:36 PM
So that friend who writes slash, who was gonna give me the Moonies/Magus slash fiction?

She gave up writing slash fiction for Lent

I'm not joking here. This is a real thing. Such is proof that reality is stranger than fiction.

But! This means that fr0g is just going to do it himself. Expect it within the week.
shes lying to you because she doesnt want to do this shit because you arent her personal service robot
give her oral sex damn it
Yay game

and by that I mean "what ICM says" ho ho
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Feb 23 2010, 03:14:11 PM
Late one evening, Moonies was walking towards Main Discussion, tired from a long day spent trolling with fr0g. Moonies sighed, exhausted but unwilling to sleep. Recently his nights had been filled with vivid dreams of fondling Magus, stroking his gorgeous dong with his foot. Mmm, thinking about Magus was having an immediate effect on Moonies's anatomy. He loosened his clothes to stroke lightly at his foot, and was just starting to enjoy it when fr0g came suddenly into sight. Thinking fast, Moonies ducked silently under a bed

As fr0g went on his way, Moonies paused to look around and realised that he wasn't alone. Magus was there beside him. He was about to speak, when he realised that Magus hadn't noticed his arrival. For good reason! Magus was sprawled half naked at Moonies's feet, groaning as though engaged in a bout of licking and rubbing his dong vigorously. Moonies blushed and waited for Magus to finish, not quite resisting the urge to touch his own dong in sympathy. Finally Magus's back arched and he climaxed loudly, crying out 'Moonies!' Moonies coughed.

'What are you doing here?' Magus said.

'I was just passing.' Moonies replied with an unconvincing smile.

'Oh well, I suppose you had to find out eventually.'

'Find out what?'

'That ever since we met I've been dashing in here to play with my dong and pretend you were doing it.' Magus sighed, but didn't look too upset, perhaps because he'd spotted Moonies plucking thoughtfully at his own dong. Moonies felt suddenly bold.

'Touching your own dong is nice,' he said, 'but wouldn't you rather rub it against my foot?' Magus's eyes grew huge.

'Of course, but I thought you wouldn't be interested.'

'What made you think that?'

'I've seen the nude photomanips of Kazyen that you keep your cabin.'

'Oh, that. No, I made them for fr0g so he'd have something to do other than trolling with me.'

'What's wrong with trolling?'

'Nothing, I'd just rather have a night of fondling with you.'

Meanwhile . . .

. . . Umm was hanging around The Mafia Game when she heard a sudden cry from the direction of Main Discussion. Snapping immediately to alertness, she leapt up and dashed towards the sound. It sounded as though Magus was in serious danger! Within seconds, she'd almost reached the source of the cries. She dashed forward only to reel back at the sight of Moonies and Magus naked in front of her. Moonies was sprawled over Magus, trying to pull some sort of spatula out of his ear!

'What's going on?' she said, shocked.

Moonies looked worried.

'This was fondling Magus,' he said, 'when he asked me to use the spatula on him. I did, but then it got stuck.'

'It didn't mean stick it into my ear, Magus complained, 'it's supposed to be used on your butt.' Moonies tried to pull the spatula out again, and Magus groaned and kicked him.

Umm looked down at the struggling men. She felt slightly jealous. After all, she'd often wanted to try a little fondling with Moonies herself. Still, Magus looked so helpless with the abused spatula sticking out of his ear that she couldn't remain angry for long.

'Perhaps I should help,' she offered 'After all, it can't stay there forever.' Moonies looked up at her with a combination of embarassment and gratitude..

'I'll hold Magus by the nose while you grab hold of the spatula.'

Nodding, Umm knelt and took hold of the spatula. It was slightly warm, as though Moonies had been using it on his foot.

'Pull!' Moonies shouted.

'Ouch!' Magus cried as the spatula came out with a loud squelch.

'Thankyou Umm,' Moonies and Magus both said at once.

'No problem,' Umm said with a grin. 'Would you mind if I kept the spatula as a souvenir?'

'Yes, I would,' Magus said. 'I'm using it on Moonies tomorrow.'

'Ah well,' Umm said, regretfully. She gave a last saucy wink to Moonies and headed off in the direction of The Mafia Game. She'd be thinking about Moonies and the warm spatula for a long time to come.

DON'T BLAME ME IT WAS RANDOMLY GENERATED

http://tinyurl.com/ydhawxc
Late one evening, Magus was walking towards The mafia game, tired from a long day spent solving clues with Frog. Magus sighed, exhausted but unwilling to sleep. Recently his nights had been filled with vivid dreams of fucking Moonies, stroking his gorgeous leg with his arm. Mmm, thinking about Moonies was having an immediate effect on Magus's anatomy. He loosened his clothes to stroke lightly at his arm, and was just starting to enjoy it when Frog came suddenly into sight. Thinking fast, Magus ducked silently back in the closet

As Frog went on his way, Magus paused to look around and realised that he wasn't alone. Moonies was there beside him. He was about to speak, when he realised that Moonies hadn't noticed his arrival. For good reason! Moonies was sprawled half naked at Magus's feet, groaning as though engaged in a bout of touching and rubbing his leg vigorously. Magus blushed and waited for Moonies to finish, not quite resisting the urge to touch his own leg in sympathy. Finally Moonies's back arched and he climaxed loudly, crying out 'Magus!' Magus coughed.

'What are you doing here?' Moonies said.

'I was just passing.' Magus replied with an unconvincing smile.

'Oh well, I suppose you had to find out eventually.'

'Find out what?'

'That ever since we met I've been dashing in here to play with my leg and pretend you were doing it.' Moonies sighed, but didn't look too upset, perhaps because he'd spotted Magus plucking thoughtfully at his own leg. Magus felt suddenly bold.

'Touching your own leg is nice,' he said, 'but wouldn't you rather rub it against my arm?' Moonies's eyes grew huge.

'Of course, but I thought you wouldn't be interested.'

'What made you think that?'

'I've seen the nude photomanips of Umm that you keep your cabin.'

'Oh, that. No, I made them for Frog so he'd have something to do other than solving clues with me.'

'What's wrong with solving clues?'

'Nothing, I'd just rather have a night of fucking with you.'

Meanwhile . . .

. . . Monsie was hanging around GHEB when she heard a sudden cry from the direction of The mafia game. Snapping immediately to alertness, she leapt up and dashed towards the sound. It sounded as though Moonies was in serious danger! Within seconds, she'd almost reached the source of the cries. She dashed forward only to reel back at the sight of Magus and Moonies naked in front of her. Magus was sprawled over Moonies, trying to pull some sort of hot poker out of his mouth!

'What's going on?' she said, shocked.

Magus looked worried.

'This was fucking Moonies,' he said, 'when he asked me to use the hot poker on him. I did, but then it got stuck.'

'It didn't mean stick it into my mouth, Moonies complained, 'it's supposed to be used on your anus.' Magus tried to pull the hot poker out again, and Moonies groaned and kicked him.

Monsie looked down at the struggling men. She felt slightly jealous. After all, she'd often wanted to try a little fucking with Magus herself. Still, Moonies looked so helpless with the abused hot poker sticking out of his mouth that she couldn't remain angry for long.

'Perhaps I should help,' she offered 'After all, it can't stay there forever.' Magus looked up at her with a combination of embarassment and gratitude..

'I'll hold Moonies by the penis while you grab hold of the hot poker.'

Nodding, Monsie knelt and took hold of the hot poker. It was slightly warm, as though Magus had been using it on his arm.

'Pull!' Magus shouted.

'Ouch!' Moonies cried as the hot poker came out with a loud SMASH.

'Thankyou Monsie,' Magus and Moonies both said at once.

'No problem,' Monsie said with a grin. 'Would you mind if I kept the hot poker as a souvenir?'

'Yes, I would,' Moonies said. 'I'm using it on Magus tomorrow.'

'Ah well,' Monsie said, regretfully. She gave a last saucy wink to Magus and headed off in the direction of GHEB. She'd be thinking about Magus and the warm hot poker for a long time to come.

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Magus, I hereby ban you from making jokes of any kind. If I even THINK you're trying to be funny, I nuke Houston.


Make another Hero Fad topic after I post this
you get suspended
As for this being an "annual event" or whatever, consider this an open warning for all Fire Emblem boards:

Next time I see any fad on this scale, I'll annihilate it to such an extent that you'll still be able to see the destruction when you close your eyes. I'll suspend every account involved, then scour their usermaps and suspend all related accounts. Then I'll hunt down any surviving accounts with posts on this board and suspend them if they're using the same IP as any of the suspended accounts. Then I'll check the usermaps of every suspended account once a day for a week and suspend any new accounts that show up.

Don't think I can, or don't think I will? Pfft. Try me.

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