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Beware of developed girls that appear to be older, but are not!
Topic Started: Sep 7 2009, 12:03:42 AM (1,044 Views)
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Formaggio
Sep 7 2009, 06:38:42 AM
Perversion is in the eye of the beholder.
Yeah, sticking it in her eye is pretty perverted.
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rnn ftw!
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rnn ftw!
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¢¾¢Ü!?

Gemini Man
Sep 7 2009, 11:10:22 AM
Formaggio
Sep 7 2009, 06:38:42 AM
Perversion is in the eye of the beholder.
Yeah, sticking it in her eye is pretty perverted.
The chicken?
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no

the feather in her eye and the chicken in the feather
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Nika
Sep 7 2009, 05:53:28 AM
Kinky can take you to several higher planes of consciousness and pleasure.
How would you know?
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GlaDOS
Sep 7 2009, 12:03:42 AM
So here I was, on my daily night shift at work, innocently minding my own business, when suddenly I look to my left to see this fine ass booty shaking left and right, walking by me like it was just A-OK to distract me from working. The Lord had no mercy. I had fallen under the spell of this fine specimen. At her side was a familiar face- an old friend of mine! We exchanged greetings, but of course, I was staring at the girl while he was shaking my hand. I texted him 10 minutes later, and asked if it was his sister, which I assumed she was. I got the reply and YES, I was right!

So I ask my friend to hook a brother up. He replied an hour later and said "fuck you." D:

At this point, I'm a mixture of emotions, mostly angry, at the verge of RAAAAAAEG. So I asked why. And he said "she's 12." >___> So I replied saying "oh, nevermind then. Got any older sisters?" And he replied that he doesn't. Fuckkkkkkkkkkk.

moral: 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS COULD LOOK LIKE 18 YEAR OLDS, BUT ARE IN REALITY, TRAPS!

tl;dr: hot girl turned out to be wayyy underage so i gave up the hunt
I have not read one word of this topic past this opening post.

Come to my old high school. There, the twelve year olds look 16, the 14 year olds look 19, and the 19 year olds.... look ten... <_<
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i blame chemicals in our food
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So exciting!

Daloth
Sep 7 2009, 12:25:04 PM
Come to my old high school. There, the twelve year olds look 16, the 14 year olds look 19, and the 19 year olds.... look ten... <_<
Which high school?

I wanna check out some legal loli.
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Not loli if they have tits.
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So exciting!

Ten year olds have tits?

Whoa, I need to stalk more children.
asslo If u r memeber of MYSTERY SQUAD post this in ur sig:
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Where have you been for the past decade? Growth hormones are making more and more little girls go through puberty at earlier ages. As young as 8, even.
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Sep 7 2009, 12:30:12 PM
i blame chemicals in our food
So do I.
btw you're all banned
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Daloth
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I KNOW its stuff in our food. It has to be.

Otherwise How would THIS girl be 13? and yes. she is 13. she's in 7th grade at my old school.

btw she said I could show you all, she's a SCUBA and such so she doesn't care.

also, DAMN YOU IMAGES NOT LOADING

The 13 year old
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fail at image tags daloth
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she looks maybe 15 tops really i can see 13
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fujck you jmagu s y ou htinktyoure so col.
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I tried to fix it <_< god damn crap.

but as you can see.

13?

wtf

she's also 6'2
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